your spaghetti with marinara sauce actually explodes, splattering red sauce everywhere
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Pho Chi Minh's
― It's Ong Like Donkey Kong (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 December 2010 08:15 (thirteen years ago) link
to target the lucrative market of young people with extreme lifestyles,
a brand of hand sanitizer called HAND INSANETIZER!!!!!!
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 08:21 (thirteen years ago) link
vietNOMNOMNOM
― Ian Riese-Moran (rip van wanko), Sunday, 5 December 2010 08:23 (thirteen years ago) link
― It's Ong Like Donkey Kong (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 December 2010 08:15 (4 hours ago)
guessing that already exists somewhere in the world
― tldr swinton (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Trumbull in the Jungle - SFX auteur's vituperative documentary about the destruction of Congo's highland rainforest
― Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link
it's gotta be a motion simulator ride, because IIRC trumbull basically left hollywood to focus on stuff like that
― It's Ong Like Donkey Kong (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 December 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Mikki Vainilli - No way! Yes, Vanilla are teaming up with Tampere's finest this Christmas, all proceeds to RNLI
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Geirbox - Limited edition collection of Geir Hongro posts recorded by Veggard Heggem onto a vintage wax cylinder, encased in Norwegian wood
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
The Lee of Trife - Controversial 16mm documentary in which Lee Renaldo's gambling debts entail period of enforced serfdom in Wu affiliate's Poughkeepsie diploma mill, the University of Trife
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link
that's a great idea actually
well done me
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link
a beer called Fractional Reserve where each bottle is only like 1/7 full.
― ball (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link
To be served in a glass half empty?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link
A form of music combining Jungle and 'musique concrete', called 'Concrete Jungle'.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 10:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Stable of magazines for people who think they're alright, but nothing special. 'Fairly Attractive Woman', 'OK at Cooking', 'Relatively Competent Man' the launch titles? cld be realistic, aspirational titles for ppl with self-esteem issues. 'Happy Enough' mag profiling people who are doing ok, feeling alright about things? Dunno, haven't thought it through. Anyway, SWOT analysis:S: Brand is honest, realistic, reassuring, values appealing to many in these tough economic times. W: Possibly subconsciously stolen from somewhere? Brand displays offputting lack of ambition.O: A lot of people who are like this, probablyT: All other magazines are basically like this already with less explicit titles?
― portrait of velleity (woof), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 11:13 (thirteen years ago) link
i love swot analysis we should apply it to all these (your) terrible ideas
― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
S: no-one's done it beforeW: ...because it's a terrible ideaO: go down in history as a spectacular failureT: from the lawyers of those affected by your scheme
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link
haha - whenever I hear/think about SWOT analysis, I think about feeling like a hostage in board/staff retreats where this is often done, and dreaming about being rescued by a SWAT team.
"You are surrounded. Put down the flip chart markers. Do not think that you can use that whiteboard for cover. Our bullets will pierce that shit and penetrate your vital organs."
― sarahel, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
terrible lack of concision in yr SWAT instructions
brevity or gtfo in a live fire situation please
― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
"Drop that copy of 'Peopleware', asshole!"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
someone else's terrible idea; the term 'peopleware'
― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link
It makes me think of those restaurants where you can eat food off of people.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
S: You have flipchart markers.W: You cannot use that whiteboard for cover.O: You can surrender.T: Our bullets will pierce that shit and penetrate your vital organs.
― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link
starting a solo (non-jazz) project called Jazz Lawyer
― ball (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link
importing professional wrestling into china except replacing wrestling with martial arts so that all the fights look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZBtTx6jItI
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 05:46 (thirteen years ago) link
German cocaine rapper called Deutsche Gram
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Barnes & Noble checkout aisle type book called "Brevity is the Soul of Twit: 10 Minutes of Great Tweets"
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Also, get Jay-Z to rerecord version of Izzo for birthdays that goes "H to the Pizzo, B to the Dizzay, for shizzle my nizzle we be singin happy birthday!"
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
The Confusions of Young TourLes - Novella about folie-a-deux suffered by two viciously abused young central defenders at an elite football club in northern England
― a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty amusling
― the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
:)
― a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
― ball (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:03 (2 days ago)
^^
― a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
distill ipa until it's 7x normal strength
― a photo post about some black people on a park that had me in tears (nakhchivan), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Villa D'estela - Short lived 80s music show on New Zealand television in which ilxor estela interviewed the dead c, the smiths and alberto fujimori
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
any TV show with estela as the host is a great idea.
― a dude who enjoys the parapet and the extension of one's neck above it (gr8080), Friday, 10 December 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link
ILX Battle Royale, 51 zing crew ppl or zing crew wannabes duke it out -- winner gets to be a sitewide mod, but the other 50 have to actually die
― pixel farmer, Friday, 10 December 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
walk the fucken walk hardman
― Indian Food 2 Electric Vindaloo (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 December 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I had this idea for a line of dialogue I want to work into a script, but I have no context for it, except that it's delivered by a bitter character named Lou, and it goes "Freedom?! Freedom's just another word for nothing left for Lou!"
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 December 2010 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Also, a film idea the lady and I developed together for a Lifetime TV-type movie called "Speaking from the Heart":
---Tim is a lovable twenty-something gay deaf-mute living in Minneapolis. Happy in his relationship but estranged from his parents because of his sexuality, he struggles with Eileen, his 40-ish therapist, to find self-acceptance. But meanwhile, Eileen has her own single-parent struggles with her rebellious teenaged daughter. Audiences will cry and cheer at the heartwarming climax, when Tim witnesses a fight between Eileen and her daughter; after the daughter storms out, Tim's mouth begins to tremble, as he "breaks his silence" to tell Eileen "Y-y-y-y-yu-yuh-yuh-yy-You N-n-n-n-n-n-nee-n-n-need each-ch-ch-other."In the final scene, Tim's parents join him and his boyfriend and Eileen and her daughter for Thanksgiving dinner.
― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, November 7, 2005 10:23 PM Bookmark
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 December 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Boxer briefs without the legs.
― fa fa fa fa fa (Zachary Taylor), Monday, 13 December 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link
horrifying
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 13 December 2010 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
that makes no sense.
its like saying "strapless bra w/ straps."
― http://tinyurl.com/jerrymacarena (gr8080), Monday, 13 December 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link
xxp isn't that just a very loose fitting thong?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 13 December 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link
oh now I see why it's a terrible idea O_O
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 13 December 2010 12:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Buy up a block of cheap old rowhouses in the projects. Knock out some walls and paint it green with two antennae and have a caterpillar mansion.
― kkvgz, Monday, 13 December 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Human Centihouse
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ could also be name of new genre of microhouse -- maybe where short excerpts of songs are just daisy-chained one after another.
― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Gets progressively more shit as it goes on?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
sounds like a fiery furnaces album amirite
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link
(I <3 them btw)