wtf, CNN.com

lol

Squirrel in toilet scares granny

ill say

the internet has saved journalism

Giant oil pipeline would dissect U.S.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/web/02/02/google.bing.sting/index.html?hpt=T2

Microsoft's search engine Bing is copying results from Google, the dominant search engine on the internet, has claimed.

It's early and I haven't had any caffiene yet, but that's not a sentence, right?

haha it's not

there shouldn't be a comma after internet

Man allegedly karate chops air marshall

I understand why they have to use "allegedly" here but... come on.

STORY HIGHLIGHTS

* LZ Granderson: Some parents dress their young girls in provocative outfits
* Retailers have encouraged this behavior by marketing inappropriate clothing
* He says it's OK to blame retailers, but it's parents who are ultimately responsible
* Children need parents who will set rules, not be their friends, he says

hahahahaha I was going to post this rant but I spent too much time OTM-ing it to feel like I wasn't being a big hypocrite

yeah i mean i sympathize but he threw "whore" and "prostitute" around A LOT also his writing voice is really annoying

What's that you say? Ten-year-olds can't drive? They don't have money, either? Well, how else are they getting ahold of these push-up bras and whore-friendly panties?

Their parents?

Noooo, couldn't be.

c'mon man

i was just complaining about this article, a parent friend of mine linked it

the title actually says "like tramps"

He has a new one where he complains about getting egged possibly for being black

It eventually segues into a much more reasonable discussion of how honest discussion of racial issues can't go forward without listening to other peoples' viewpoints but the beginning is incredibly dumb; my first reaction was "are you sure you didn't get egged for being the guy who writes unnecessarily contentious opinion pieces on CNN.com?"

Lol

lol

i like how he starts this article with the descrip of the 8 year old girl w/ bo derek braids and lip gloss and one of the comments was like "wait. arent u wearing bo derek braids and lip gloss in your photo there"

Also I loved the reference to the "xtina era"

some good polls could come from the "story highlights" of cnn.com opinion pieces

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2011/04/20/natpkg.opinion.lz.tramp.clothes.cnn?hpt=C2

lol he's taking on the commenters

(unsurprisingly he skips the braids/lip gloss comment)

this guy

couldn't find a better picture for the R.I.P. story, i guess?

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/04/20/t1larg.tv.radio.performance.jpg
Gerard Smith, back center, performs with TV On the Radio as part of the 2007 Virgin Festival in Baltimore, Maryland.

Dodson used an Internet acronym, part of which typically means, "rolling on the ... floor" laughing.

????

rot...fl

l...ol

Let me be the first to tell it!! So just got out of jail off a weak charge. LmaORoTfF!!!!! Got pulled over in my (cont)

digging deep

CNN) -- Sony's PlayStation network continued to be down on Friday morning.

The company on Thursday posted a statement on its blog saying the outage, which prevents users of that gaming system from accessing online features, may continue for "a full day or two."

PlayStation users expressed frustration about the crash.

"Dear @playstation, I'ma need for y'all 2 fix this 'not signing' into the playstation network bs asap," one Twitter user wrote.

It's unclear what caused the network to fail, and Sony did not immediately respond to a CNN request for comment.

one of the lead stories on the entertainment page

With apologies to Samuel Norman.

Spacewalking Astronaut Gets Soap in Eye

The spacewalkers noted that tears in space "don't fall off of your eye ... they kind of stay there."

Also, did anyone else read this headline the same way i did?

HA HA HAHAH AHAHAA!

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/31/unborn-child-has-facebook-profile/?hpt=hp_c2

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/07/20-bodies-found-in-texas-home-official-says/?iref=obnetwork

this is classic reporting right here

Haha.

I had seen that story in my RSS feed, but hadn't followed up on it. Good Lord.

This is a TOP STORY on Yahoo News:

Brady Bunch mom got crabs in affair with NY mayor

Kelly Rowland accidentally unleashes her breasts during concert

"unleashes"? Did they run off stage and savage the crowd?

On Friday, Nicki Minaj turned some heads when her left nipple freed itself from the confines of her outfit and said "Hello!" to a national television audience during a performance on "Good Morning America."

HELLO

Hello!

http://news.yahoo.com/chicago-home-repairman-charged-swallowing-clients-ring-185921800.html?bouchon=602,il

The officers subsequently retrieved the missing ring.

That sentence is doing a lot of work

it seems gaddhafi's regime has likely just ended

CNN is live on the air. they just ran a piece on chuck brown and dc go-go <3 and now are covering casey anthony's car

lol amazing

msnbc.com weighs in with the worst "paired the wrong article & headline when submitting to the aggregator" combo in memory:

Treme' actor found dead in Mississippi River
msnbc.com - ‎13 minutes ago‎

From Austin Powers to Ron Burgundy, lead characters don't always need to be brainiacs. With a nod to this week's "Our Idiot Brother," here's a look at our favorite dumb guy moments.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/08/30/t1larg.vampire.jpg

Geek Out: Where my Goths at?

Drunken moose ends up stuck in Swedish apple tree

I saw that story on CNN when I was home sick this week, didn't even occur to me to look for it on the site

Thomas Jefferson famously wrote about the wall of separation between church and state. He didn't mention separating church and politics, but everybody knows that's a sticky wicket, expecially as 2012 approaches.