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Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 December 2010 15:35 (eight years ago) link

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50332000/jpg/_50332851_koscielny.jpg
Koscielny suffered a head injury during the Fulham match on Saturday

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:44 (eight years ago) link

It occurred to me that I really want to see Savage and Shearer on a panel together. The mutual loathing could make for extraordinary viewing.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:56 (eight years ago) link

They'd be depressingly chummy. The forced nature of it all, them putting on their mummy's best for the Beeb, would make it more nauseating yet.

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:58 (eight years ago) link

not a big deal but on MOTD Hansen was narrating Nasri's first goal and said "see you later!" for each time Nasri passed a player. Lineker picked up on this and tried to make it a meme, even ending the show with the same line. It just seemed a really pointless forced way to try and generate levity.

modrić in paradise (blueski), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 16:20 (eight years ago) link

I think they'd totally wind each other up xp. Savage is *desperate* to make a name for himself and has a somewhat inappropriate matiness on-camera. Shearer can't handle any challenge or interaction beyond cliche, but was actually a good player and had his media career handed to him on a plate. A skilled winder-upper presiding and it could be sweet.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 16:34 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Europe's elite
Would Barcelona magician Lionel Messi make your Uefa Team of the Year?

rmdex100000000000000

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 30 December 2010 15:42 (eight years ago) link

: )

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:13 (eight years ago) link

James Richardson is coming to the BBC! Sort of!

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 6 January 2011 13:27 (eight years ago) link

Could be fun!

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 January 2011 13:40 (eight years ago) link

haha funny old show they've given him. (does he live there or something?) could well be a trial run for bigger stuff.

v glad that late kick off is returning, i really enjoyed it last season (the london edition at least - other versions i caught didn't really seem as good.) presumably all the other presenters will be the same?

dunno why it hasn't been on from the start really.

r|t|c, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:57 (eight years ago) link

Hopefully they'll be working up to bumping Colin Murray from MOTD2.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:27 (eight years ago) link

people who want richardson on motd2 have seriously not thought things through. can u imagine the sheer excruciating awkwardness between him and hansen/lawro? or really anyone who isnt sav or dicko? it's not even like jimbo would take it in good humour, he's always having little tantrums at perceived boorishness.

we'll see how he gets on with murty and rosenior's blank looks first i suppose.

r|t|c, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:24 (eight years ago) link

people who want richardson on motd2 have seriously not thought things through. can u imagine the sheer excruciating awkwardness between him and hansen/lawro?

This is part of the appeal.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:37 (eight years ago) link

dont know why lawro or shearer would necessarily need to be there

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:10 (eight years ago) link

Jenas' crib on motd kickabout right now - loves drake & nando's

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 8 January 2011 11:55 (eight years ago) link

kind of a short feature - was over by the time I finished typing that

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 8 January 2011 11:59 (eight years ago) link

motd kickabout is the new version of the show i worked for in newsround. was it any good? i hope not cos i lost my job cos of it!

I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 8 January 2011 12:00 (eight years ago) link

I didn't realise it was a kids' show until afterwards, which explains the ultra-short features I guess. Same mixture of lame banter and fence-sitting as every other show. Seems a bit unnecessary to get Dion Dublin in for thirty seconds of that. Also the gags get told as if there's an audience there to whoop and applaud, but there's nobody there.

So yeah, it's terrible. Miles better than the old version at least, I'll give them that.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 8 January 2011 12:44 (eight years ago) link

they want to have a footie guest every week, as someone who worked on the old show i have to say i find it doubtful they'll get good people. colleagues met dion dublin in the bbc bar one night. qed.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Saturday, 8 January 2011 14:42 (eight years ago) link

Also explains Jenas's crib. Nice to see his massive rooms, massive gym, big swimming pool, his massive office too ("spend a lot of time in here. It's where I download my music")

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 8 January 2011 14:48 (eight years ago) link

I forgot to mention the transfer window section:

Dzeko to Man City
Dion: not sure about that one
Talking Head: waste of money

Ronaldinho to Blackburn
Dion: seems a strange one

Keane to Birmingham
Dion: that's a good move
TH: he'll get you goals, guaranteed

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 8 January 2011 17:14 (eight years ago) link

Chances Dion knows who Dzeko is = negligible.
Chances he knows Rnaldinho's been doing okay for Milan = debateable
Chances he's seen Robbie Keane play well in last 2 years = impossible

howie was a rock, buddy couldn't handle it (pandemic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 19:17 (eight years ago) link

Hey, Dion ex-Celtic, he might have heard about his half-decent half-season up here, no?

ailsa, Saturday, 8 January 2011 20:04 (eight years ago) link

celtic, put some money down for him ffs

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2011 15:57 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

From F365

Apparently the BBC have a TV show called 'MOTD Kickabout' as part of CBBC, in which various kids TV presenters shout at the audience in typically patronising manner.

Us neither, but Adam Johnson was on the latest edition, taking part in a 'quick fire' Q&A session in which he was asked about his best friend in football.

After looking pensive for a few seconds, he replied in a somewhat reluctant manner: "Andrew Taylor."

Cut back to the studio and the presenter squarked "HE TOOK HIS TIME TO THINK OF HIS BEST FRIEND IN FOOTBALL, DIDN'T HE?" Before adopting a deeply curious falsetto to say: "SOOOOOOO LONELY!"

Well yes. It could be that. Or it could be that it's been fairly widely reported that his best friend in football was the late Dale Roberts.

Inspector Anthony Slade, Monday, 24 January 2011 14:44 (eight years ago) link

guilty lol tbh - let the kids get away with bad researching

travel by railchoad (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 14:55 (eight years ago) link

ha...god. bit of a clanger.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 24 January 2011 22:16 (eight years ago) link

Late Kick Off In The North is amazing. Watching Guy Mowbray trying to have banter with Dean Windass really is quite something.

William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 24 January 2011 23:22 (eight years ago) link

Anyone for Headers and Volleys?
Dan Walker recalls the football games he played as a kid

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 27 January 2011 15:16 (eight years ago) link

do we have a thread on football punditry in general? The Guardian's Secret Footballer columnist weighs in on how shallow it is:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/29/secret-footballer-andy-gray-pundits

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:20 (eight years ago) link

worth starting imo

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:34 (eight years ago) link

quite enjoyed motd kickabout

cozen, Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:37 (eight years ago) link

i like the secret footballer and want to know who he is.

acoleuthic, Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:56 (eight years ago) link

but most of all i want to correctly guess who he is

acoleuthic, Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:56 (eight years ago) link

sadly danny mills is no longer a premiership footballer otherwise he'd be odds-on

acoleuthic, Saturday, 29 January 2011 19:56 (eight years ago) link

Secret Footballer has Andy Gray down pat.

What particularly riles me is when you hear a pundit or co-commentator say something like, "I can't understand, Martin, why Drogba is not on the post here. That header would have fallen to him and if I'm Petr Cech I'm saying: 'Go on son, clear that off the line for me!'"

onimo, Saturday, 29 January 2011 21:56 (eight years ago) link

I still want men on the post at corners though so I guess I'm an idiot, along with all the managers who agree (more than half of them I reckon).

onimo, Saturday, 29 January 2011 21:58 (eight years ago) link

Presumably the Secret Footballer plays for a team that doesn't put men on the posts so that should help narrow it down a bit.

onimo, Saturday, 29 January 2011 21:59 (eight years ago) link

Ronan's "he'll be saying, don't sack me, don't gimme my P45" in the immediate aftermath gave me the best laugh I've had this week

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 29 January 2011 21:59 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

that focus forum is a fucking joke. they've set themselves a challenge of having a guest every week and exposed the fact the bbc has ZERO pulling power when it comes to football guests. so it's whoever the fuck happens to be in tvc that day, which sometimes is just motty or lawro, and hey let's not film it somewhere nice, an office will do the trick, really exciting television guys. the lack of imagination would make you cry.

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:38 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13783154.stm

Wembley was a superb host for this year's Champions League final

was it, thanks for that bit of news bbc...

Wembley's hosting of this year's final was a resounding success.

another news fact, thanks.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 21:03 (eight years ago) link

the 2012 final should be at Wembley too

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 21:12 (eight years ago) link

wembley hosting the 2012 final would be likely to be superb, bbc sport understands.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 21:13 (eight years ago) link

That's Wembley 2013 sorted, now for Wembley 2012 I say. Is it too late to have the 2010 final there too?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 16 June 2011 15:43 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/OwkK4.png

dun dun dunnnnnn

r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 13:51 (eight years ago) link

I'm picturing him prancing into training like Brett Anderson

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:07 (eight years ago) link

all that microphone swinging and slapping was a cover for Brett crossing himself - good tip there for Carlos to avoid the wrath of the Ibrox hordes

Um yeah, hi, that's (onimo), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:15 (eight years ago) link


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