lord custos tribute thread

I should be on this thread WAY more often

its not a compliment

it's, son

Feel free to start a thread where the female ILMer's can degrade and hoot and some blowdried beefsteak himbo's.
All's fair in lust and war, I say.
Then the "hens" can crow about Michael Bolton or Billy Ray Cyrus or Alex Alexexlaxalaxilaxis, while us Neanderthalitic, slope-browed "roosters" grunt in monosyllabic approval of some nice peice of tart.
(and while the "Hens" and "Roosters" are making mysog/androgonistic creeps of themselves, the "Ducks" can debate latex vs leather.)

-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, March 11, 2003 11:40 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Really don't miss that dude.

here's what i think they should do. marlo and omar run into each other down tropical way. it's super-tense but then who do they run into but the detectives of the western, who are ALSO down there on vacation!!! then they all team up and go after clay davis, who is running a smuggling operation down there. mcnulty and marlo have to team up! eventually they learn how to work together and even earn some grudging respect for each other. and at the end of the season they have a big party at prop joe's carribbean villa. with some lovely ladies ;) last shot, mcnulty drinking rum, looking at the bottle and saying, "i could get used to this stuff." (maybe him and bunk open a bar on the beach after it's all over)

-- s1ocki

i knew this day would come

slocki has always used his custos powers for good

where we would be without his posts on every serious movie thread about how the movie would play out as a cynical hollywood blockbuster

i love thinking about that

"what? this is outrageous! officer, arrest this man!"

you're getting too old for this shit

i am :(

SADDAM ARRESTED

I'm shedding a few tears over all of this, because on my birthday, when I saw the band the Sun City Girls play in Tacoma, no other than Saddam Hussein himself introduced the band. He even dressed up as Saddam Claus and threw trash out at us in a loving contempt for "our American kind". And he even did a free form synthesizer performance. What a travel expense this must have been for him.

-- donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 23:27 (4 years ago) Link

mass suicides brought on by viewing of shitty M. Night Shamalamadingdong "film"

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 22:46 (Yesterday) Link

kinda channeling morbius there

That thread has fart jokes.

MY MOM would be MAD AT U

Is your Mom Prince?

-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 November 2004 06:40 (3 years ago) Link

that's actually funny

Maybe they should have titled this Indiana Jones and the Close Encounter Of The Third Kind

And at the end of it Indiana and everyone get kidnapped by aliens and then Spielberg shoots a new special ending for Close Encounters and it shows Indy stepping out at Devil's Tower with the US Air Force guys and he's all confused and Francois Truffaut steps up and says, "Hello, my real last name is Belloq, you killed my father, prepare to die" and the government forces at the Devil's Tower base are all really Nazis and Richard Dreyfus runs around and chaos ensues.

THERE WILL BE ALIEN BLOOD.

Sequence to end with Indy swinging on his whip over the scene and roundhouse kicking Moby into his DJ gear.

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, February 14, 2008 3:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

President Kennedy Injured in Dallas?

otm

still not a boil on the ass on the thread about the movie

that thread's getting worrse and worse

now i'm imagining hezbollah recording an album full of international smash hits, netting them millions -- it would be like that movie about the internet murderer where every website hit injects more poison into his victim or whatever -- "please, america!! stop listening to this infectious music! every CD you buy endangers the lives of us all!" -- until the govt. realize they can stop this insane money mill by encouraging rampant piracy

-- Tracer Hand, Thursday, 21 February 2008 12:51 (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Did I just hear the phrase "Ghetto Kama Sutra" used in an RnB song?

"aw baby, you knows I can't afford a real copy o' dat hindu sex book. but look here, i got this one on discount. it's only got 15 positions in it and the pictures are all kinds of blurry and the models are hairy as fuck, but dammmmnnn..."

-- Amon (eman), Friday, April 8, 2005 8:46 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

searching ilx for karma sutra on a friday night= and what be mackin?

shawty kama sutra

I just got a subpeona from the law firm of Dewey, Cheatom and Howe. Apparently I'm being sued for defamation of character. Apparently the plaintiff insists that he is NOT J Lo's personal fuck toy. Osama is Richard Gere's personal fuck toy. Well, I stand corrected. Sorry for the confusion. Now...back to the thread already in progress...

-- Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Thursday, October 17, 2002 6:17 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

dont test the god

Oh, man, I would pay nearly anything for a coffeemaker that was constantly uploading pictures of itself to its MySpace page and stuff

-- nabisco, Friday, January 25, 2008 2:01 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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"got wasteed with the toaster last nite, LOL, i was still makin irish coffee in the morning . man im so bord now, why is the water hear so HARD"

-- nabisco, Friday, January 25, 2008 2:03 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

can some math nerd graph out the degree of overlap between this thread & excelsior threads

some people should not be allowed to use the word "fuck"

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/28/Fozzie.jpg

When was the last time custos posted anything here? (or does he actually still post here under a different name)

he posts as dom passa aw forget it

(movie preview voice-over)
In a land where Geir is King...
(cut to shot of Geir in throne with crown and sceptre, laughing evilly)
...human-kind is an endangered species.
(pan across rag-clad ILXors laboring in some sort of mine pit)
But can a courageous boy and his primate pal save the hope of the world before darkness envelops the land forever?

-- Dan I., Wednesday, April 23, 2003 12:42 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

this could probably just as easily be ilx in 2003 tribute thread

that's awful. I don't remember writing it either, must have blocked it out.

There are approx. 1000 memorable rules, requests and commandments in popular music. Let us count them.

Custos's last ever ILx thread: ScottPl's 1978-1982? Tell us about it.

More recently than I would have guessed

Back in the early 90s frightening people had big quote-unquote internet weddings

"Crazy Frog" - An Exercise in Applied Probability

Love everything up through The Globe, but am thinking they should now change their moniker to Big Audio Mistake.

-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, April 4, 2003 8:10 PM

SEARCH: "The Bottom Line," "E=MC2", "Medicine Show," "Contact," "Rush" "The Globe."

DESTROY: "C'mon Every Beatbox," "Just Play Music", their silly hats circa #10 UPPING STREET, the title of that album, their annoyingly cumbersome habit of changing their name (first Big Audio Dynamite, then Big Audio Dynamite II and the simply Big Audio) and everything they did after 1991. Everything after THE GLOBE was a....wait for it....Big Audio Mistake!

-- Alex in NYC, Tuesday, May 7, 2002 12:00 AM

Capable of great singles - "The Bottom Line," "Medicine Show," "E= MC2," "Contact," "Rush," "The Globe,"....but will forever live in the shadow of The Clash.

"C'mon Every Beatbox" was crap tho'.

-- Alex in NYC, Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM

Also, changing their name from Big Audio Dynamite to Big Audio Dynamite Two to simply Big Audio was a....

....wait for it.....

Big Audio Mistake

-- Alex in NYC, Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM (Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM)

a joke so good, it had to be told on not one, but THREE threads

haha, i was on the verge of posting that earlier
he changed the punchline on another post tho

denny vertigo was in b.a.d.II o.b.v.

Leann Rimes

Looks like a rapper's name, but isn't a rapper.

Glasses Malone

Does not use corrective eyewear.

-- xhuxk, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:33 (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link