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do you sound like barney?

(what the fuck is that song with the line about asking yer girlfriend to pick yr teeth - "thats teamwork!" kit?_

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:23 (eighteen years ago) link

no. it just sounds like peter hook and gillian gilbert guested

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

there's a las vegas thread?

Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D.

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

here

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:01 (eighteen years ago) link

what's with the name mixery?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:04 (eighteen years ago) link

er blimey
I've been too busy working! to see that let alone write anything. maybe I can get to it next week :(

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

why do strippers always have to wear those platform shoes? they look like they would be hard to walk in, never mind poledance

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

they are skilled professionals!

― there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link

true. this is why i'm a mere clumsy public servant and they are trim and limbre exotic dancers!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i believe the shoes are essential to stop them toppling over from the weight of their silicon.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

James...It's on Phono-Statique records. I've not heard of them but you might've. www.phonostatiquerecords.com

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:42 (eighteen years ago) link

My Dad's been taken to hospital :( Blood clot on the lung. Hes ok apparently but Im having a hard time concentrating on work.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Whoa. Sorry to hear that Trayce.

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:51 (eighteen years ago) link

crikey. surely that is a good reason to go home from work trayce? i wouldn't be able to concentrate either in your shoes.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Well I only just got into the office, and I was away and working from home y'day, and I'm the oncall person. So no, I cant :/

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link

that's no good. hope your dad recovers swiftly.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey James, the website seems like it's a bit of a deadend. Try this: http://www.ourbrisbane.com/whatson/gig/reviews/2005_06_29_4.htm

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks guys. :) I'm sure he'll be ok, he apparently just in some pain. Am waiting to hear more.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 04:03 (eighteen years ago) link

i sympathise Trayce. hope his pain goes away. i know its hard but if you've been reasonably reassured its not too serious push it away from your mind for the moment.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi mongs. I hope your dad is okay Trayce.

― estela (estela), Friday, 15 July 2005 04:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi Estela!

― Product of Australia / Kate (papa november), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link

estela your 'just ignore them' reply to that biker mice thread just made me crack up and spit my miso soup around the place.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi Kate and gem!

― estela (estela), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Trayce, it's not like he sprained his ankle jogging around the block. Your work would be monsters if they didn't let you go home to see what's happening.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

well going home wont achieve much when hes in queanbean hopsital and they cant even call me yet with the no phones on in hospitals rule.. I just have to wait :/ Im sure its ok, P.E's are treatable (my friend manda had multiple ones some years back. AND SHE STILL SMOKES)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:29 (eighteen years ago) link

as hypocritical as it sounds, i'm starting to realise smoking's for daaaamn fools.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, I knew that right from the getgo, why dyou think I was never a smoker? I didnt touch the things ever, til my 30th year.

Now I guess I think "fuck it I dont care anymore".

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, yeah, I guess when I've had the urge the little voice says 'Shit Mikey, there are a million other things that could kill you too, you know.'

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i smoked for 10 years and when i finally gave up i realised that i hated the idea of some stupid inanimate smelly little objects (really the habit itself but you know what i mean) having that much control over my behaviour. still it took me loads of attempts to give it up for good.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 06:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, stupid addiction, stupid health problems.

99 percent of the time it's easy to resist, but god, sometimes you just get this hunger.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:06 (eighteen years ago) link

oh i know the hunger. a 10 year habit is not one that can be cast aside no worries.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Its weird hey. I hate the damn things. They smell bad, they taste worse, and many of my friends are disgusted by it to the point of wanting to avoid you... I dont even really get *cravings* perse, and yet...

BTW my dad is ok, not a lung clot at all in the end, thank god. They dunno what was causing the pain but they know it aint his heart or lungs.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I have far more seriously embedded and nasty addicions that smokes in any case. I mean in the sense that I cant see myself getting off em.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:10 (eighteen years ago) link

good news about your dad trayce!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm addicted to music, books and information.

i fear any kind of technological apocalypse.

i'm already working out which book stores i'm going to loot right after i ransack coles richmond, once civilization goes.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:16 (eighteen years ago) link

fresh cigarette smoke smells damn good sometimes actually.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:24 (eighteen years ago) link

fresh rollie smoke i still like. fresh taylor-made smoke makes me gag. especially walking through clouds of it at the train station early in the morning.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:30 (eighteen years ago) link

but then again i do remember quite clearly how much i used to love the smell of my own first cigarette first thing in the morning. it's not so long ago.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:33 (eighteen years ago) link

damn, yeah, it does. the smell of brewing coffee and fresh cigarette smoke.

smells like... victory.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:34 (eighteen years ago) link

haha it's all a matter of perspective. now i think it smells like stinky homeless people and sweaty drones that work at centrelink.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:36 (eighteen years ago) link

especially walking through clouds of it at the train station early in the morning.

or in the evening. jesus. you know those people who step off the train and light up straight away and you're in this crowd of people moving off the platform and...gueargh

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:37 (eighteen years ago) link

that's exactly what i mean gaz. and you're trapped on a crowded escalator with their fuming cancerwand about 6 inches from your face. the face through which must inhale air. can't believe i ever subjected other people to inhaling my stinky pollutions. sorry other people!

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:39 (eighteen years ago) link

bah, smoke up, THINGS FALL APART, THE CENTRE CANNOT HOLD!

*cue Godspeed! You Black Emperor track*

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:41 (eighteen years ago) link

my next door neighbour, for whom i harbour the most violent hatred for a variety of reasons, smokes like a chimney. he literally gets out of bed at about 2am and goes downstairs into his courtyard for a fag, waking me up when he slams his door. and because of the set up of the complex where i live, it invariably wafts into my unit, even if all the windows are closed. i cannot express how awful i find it to wake up to the smell of cigarette smoke on a beautiful and otherwise perfect morning.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, hey, that reminds me, I like the smell of cigarette smoke

EXCEPT

there's this greasy goodfella-wannabe on the bottom floor who goes outside to smoke two apartments below every morning, so i wake up to nasty, nasty weird italogreek supertobacco smoke smell most mornings.

He's marked for loogie out my window down onto his.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:47 (eighteen years ago) link

do it mikey! it will be karmic return for my stinky next door neighbour too! i wonder how i can get him back for the noisy sex sessions with his series of dubious lady-friends though...

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:49 (eighteen years ago) link

he told me off for closing the gare too loudly one night too.

i think i've found my nemesis.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Friday, 15 July 2005 07:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah I smoke, but when I'm hungover like a bastard it is the LAST thing I wanna smell (I dont smoke during the day at all, ever, unless for some reason I start drinking at like 3pm heh). So smoke makes me wanna hurl, to the point I make nick go on the balcony hehe =)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:21 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah see i could never do that when i was a smoker, that thing where you don't smoke during the day, or only smoke socially. i would have my first smoke as soon as possible after waking up (i.e. before brekky) and then would be constantly thinking about having the next one right through the day. i was a pretty heavy smoker though.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:23 (eighteen years ago) link

i like to sit somewhere quiet and contemplate. i only smoke like 2 or 3 a day tho.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 15 July 2005 08:30 (eighteen years ago) link

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