YOU TOTALLY MISSED THE ILX HEAVY ROCK/METAL ALBUM POLL COUNTDOWN, SUCKA (CLICK FOR A RECAP)

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Powerslave is fucking awesome; that's the one Maiden album I was up on before this poll

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

You got the first 2 yet?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

no, I got distracted by Glasser and These New Puritans and forgot I was supposed to be metalling myself

did pick up a Sleepytime Gorilla Museum album tho, which is pretty much exactly my type of shit

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy (DJP), Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

because you are a good person with impeccable taste btw

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

jj can send you his hard drive contents

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

hail zod!

hipity-hopity muzik ftw! (Ioannis), Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

When is the ILX soft rock countdown?

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

actually i could send you my hard drive contents since my goddamn home computer doesnt work anymore artrgrghghhhhh

anybody got some weird old g5 imac ram lying around?

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I think you're the only man for the job on that one.

xpost

A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Geir's busy with the prog rock poll

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

for every whinging bill magill on this thread there's a CHAP who was happy with the amount of death metal/thrash metal/black metal.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 2 December 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

X Post I'd probably be more qualified for a soft rock poll than a prog one actually. A lot of prog is tuneless and avante garde and way too experimental for my taste. Plus there is all the recent prog that actually would have fit into this poll. :)

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Thursday, 2 December 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

dream theater are shit though geir!

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 2 December 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Dream Theater are great. :)

But you could easily make a case for Opeth being prog as well... Well, in fact, it'be very stupid to claim they are not.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Thursday, 2 December 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

oh geirpaws, you like dream theater? Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 2 December 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

LJ could easily run a prog poll anyway. I think he would enjoy it more.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 2 December 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm still amazed ILM has never done these 3 polls:
Post-punk
synth pop
twee

Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 2 December 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Synth pop? How about an electronic music poll? That would be somewhat wider.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Friday, 3 December 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Someones running that one though, right? There was nominations for one.

yep

NOMINATIONS THREAD for ILM's Alltime Best Techno/Electronic/Ambient/etc ALBUMS poll (nominations end 9/30/10 11:59 PDT)

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 3 December 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah sorry here are the results of that poll

100-51: some moderately obscure synthpop, early kraftwerk, that second album by the knife, beaucoup fish, aphex twin
50-21: cluster/eno, more eno, autobahn, girl talk bullshit
20-11: dubnobasswithmyetc, selected ambient etc, daft punk debut
10-1: transworldexpress, discovery, harmonia, basic channel or w/e, #1 is the avalanches natch

ok argue

omar little, Friday, 3 December 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 3 December 2010 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Looks more like an EDM/ambient poll than a general electronic music poll though. An electronic music poll would also have to include synthpop and some of today's electropop and synth based RnB.

You're Twistin' My Melody Man! (Geir Hongro), Friday, 3 December 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

ride the lightning at #3 is a fucking joke -- should be st. anger

― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Thursday, December 2, 2010 3:30 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

markers, Friday, 3 December 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

it wasnt a worst ever poll.
btw markers/ilxor did you guys buy anything from this polls results?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 3 December 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

for every whinging bill magill on this thread there's a CHAP who was happy with the amount of death metal/thrash metal/black metal.

― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, December 2, 2010 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, cuz god knows I hate the first two.

Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Good to know you love black metal.

quick link for any newcomers to full results & stats

https://pub.needlebase.com/actions/visualizer/V2Visualizer.do?domain=ILM-Alltime-Metal-Poll&query=Album+Winners

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

well, since you asked...

already own/love:

300 TIE Lightning Bolt - Wonderful Rainbow (2003)(157 Points, 4 votes)
295 The Young Gods - TV Sky (1991) (161 Points, 4 votes)
287 Tool - Undertow (1993) (180 Points, 4 votes - ONE #1 Vote)
282 Smashing Pumpkins - Gish (1991) (203 Points, 6 votes)
277 Nirvana - Bleach (1989) (213 Points, 9 votes)
271 Om - Conference of the Birds (2006) (225 Points, 6 votes)
265 Nine Inch Nails - Broken (1992) (249 Points, 7 votes)
263 Faith No More - The Real Thing (1989) (250 Points, 9 votes)
261 Tool - Aenima (1996) (253 Points, 6 votes - ONE #1 vote)
256 Swans - Children of God (1987) (268 Points, 6 votes)
232 TIED Goatsnake - Flower of Disease (2000) (282 Points, 8 votes)
227 Nachtmystium - Assassins: Black Meddle Part I (2008) (284 Points, 7 votes)
220 TIED Alcest - Souvenirs d'Un Autre Monde (2007) (285 points, 9 votes)
213 Queens of the Stone Age - Rated R (2000) (287 Points, 9 Votes)
211 The Angelic Process - Weighing Souls With Sand (2007) (288 Points, 9 votes)
209 Boris - At Last - Feedbacker (2003) (289 Points, 7 votes)
205 TIED Khanate - Things Viral (2001) (290 Points, 8 votes)
197 The Young Gods - L'eau Rouge (1989) (292 Points, 11 votes - ONE #1 vote)
182 Sunn O))) - Black One (2005) (305 Points, 8 votes)
181 Isis - Panopticon (2004) (306 Points, 8 votes)
178 Harvey Milk - Special Wishes (2006) (308 Points, 10 votes)
177 Melvins - Lysol (1992) (309 Points, 8 votes - ONE #1 vote)
176 Melvins - Gluey Porch Treatments (1987) (309 Points, 9 votes)
175 Screaming Trees - Sweet Oblivion (1992) (310 Points, 8 votes)
172 Jane's Addiction - Ritual de Lo Habitual (1990) (311 Points, 6 votes)
168 TIED Nachtmystium - Instincts Decay (2006) (311 Points, 9 votes)
167 Sunn O))) - Monoliths and Dimensions (2009) (311 Points, 10 votes)
162 Baroness - Red Album (2007) (313 Points, 9 votes)
160 Jane's Addiction - Nothings Shocking (1988) (315 Points, 8 votes)
159 Godflesh - Pure (1992) (316 Points, 9 votes)
158 Melvins - Houdini (1993) (318 Points, 8 votes)
156 Wolves in the Throne Room - Two Hunters (2007) (318 Points, 10 votes)
152 Torche · Meanderthal (2008) (321 Points, 10 votes)
149 Baroness · Blue Record (2009) (323 Points, 12 votes)
134 Ulver · Blood Inside (2005) (337 Points, 8 voters)
133 Helmet · Meantime (1992) (339 Points, 9 votes)
131 Smashing Pumpkins · Siamese Dream (1993) (341 Points, 8 votes)
128 Nine Inch Nails · The Downward Spiral (1994) (343 Points, 8 votes)
125 Earth · The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull (2008) (344 Points, 10 votes)
124 Earth · Earth 2 (1993) (345 Points, 8 votes)
123 Isis · Celestial (2000) (345 Points, 8 votes- TWO #1 votes)
122 Godflesh · Streetcleaner (1989) (348 Points, 10 votes - TWO #1 votes)
116 High on Fire · Surrounded by Thieves (2002) (351 Points, 10 votes - ONE #1 vote
115 Earth · Pentastar: In the Style of Demons (1996) (352 Points, 9 votes)
113 Kyuss · ...And the Circus Leaves Town (1995) (357 Points, 10 votes)
111 Converge · Axe to Fall (2009) (358 Points, 9 votes)
108 Melvins · Bullhead (1991) (360 Points, 10 votes)
103 Torche · Torche (2005) (381 Points, 11 votes)
101 Jesu · Jesu (2005) (385 Points, 11 votes)
97 Nirvana · Nevermind (1991) (401 Points, 10 votes - ONE #1 vote)
96 Burning Witch · Crippled Lucifer (1998) (404 Points, 12 votes)
93 Tied Electric Wizard - Witchcult Today (2007) (406 Points, 12 votes)
91 Isis · Oceanic (2002) (407 Points, 11 votes)
88 Khanate · Khanate (2001) (408 Points, 11 votes)
86 Faith No More · Angel Dust (1992) (418 Points, 11 votes)
83 Mastodon · Leviathan (2004) (422 Points, 13 votes)
65 Neurosis · Through Silver in Blood (1996) (472 Points, 12 votes)
64 Saint Vitus · V (1989) (478 Points, 12 votes)
62 Boris · Amplifier Worship (1998) (483 Points, 13 votes)
59 Boris · Flood (2000) (510 Points, 10 votes - ONE #1 vote)
55 Boris · Heavy Rocks (2002) (550 Points, 15 votes)
53 Agalloch · Ashes Against the Grain (2006) (553 Points, 15 votes)
50 High on Fire · Blessed Black Wings (2005) (593 Points, 18 votes)
46 Mastodon · Remission (2002) (681 Points, 18 votes - ONE #1 vote)
36 Sleep · Holy Mountain (1993) (770 Points, 19 votes)
30 Converge · Jane Doe (2001) (796 Points, 21 votes)
29 Boris · Absolutego (1996) (797 Points, 21 votes - ONE #1 Vote
23 Iggy and the Stooges · Funhouse (1970) (821 Points, 16 votes - SIX #1 votes)
21 Nirvana · In Utero (1993) (841 Points, 18 votes)
16 Sleep · Dopesmoker (released 2003) (860 Points, 25 votes)
15 Kyuss · Blues for the Red Sun (1992) (863 Points, 24 votes)
7 Kyuss · Welcome to Sky Valley (1994) (995 Points, 21 votes - FOUR #1 votes)
6 Electric Wizard · Dopethrone (2000) (1,008 Points, 24 votes - ONE #1 vote)

acquired, now a converted fan:

249 Danzig - Danzig II (Lucifuge) (1990) (276 Points, 9 votes)
236 TIED Black Sabbath - Heaven and Hell (1980) (281 Points, 7 votes)
218 Danzig - Danzig III: How the Gods Kill (1992)
205 TIED Black Sabbath - Mob Rules (1981) (290 Points, 8 votes)
112 Danzig · Danzig I (1988) (357 Points, 11 votes)
100 Black Sabbath · Sabotage (1975) (397 Points, 12 votes)
69 Black Sabbath · Sabbath Bloody Sabbath (1973) (461 Points, 10 votes)
8 Black Sabbath · Paranoid (1970) (976 Points, 20 votes - ONE #1 vote)
2 Black Sabbath · Master of Reality (1971) (1,254 Points, 28 votes - THREE #1 votes)
1 Black Sabbath · Vol IV (1972) (1,468 points, 30 votes - TWO #1 votes)

plan to acquire shortly (in fact i may take a list of these to the record store on the way home today & poke around):

252 Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss (1990) (275 Points, 7 votes)
245 TIED Venom - Welcome to Hell (1981) (278 Points, 8 votes)
239 Floor - Floor (2002) (280 Points, 7 votes)
200 Ulver - Shadows of the Sun (2007) (292 Points, 9 votes)
163 TIED Iron Maiden - Powerslave (1983) (312 Points, 9 votes)
151 Venom · Black Metal (1982) (322 Points , 9 votes - ONE #1 vote)
145 Slayer · South of Heaven (1988) (326 Points, 10 votes)
132 Agalloch · The Mantle (2002) (340 Points, 9 votes)
127 Iron Maiden · Piece of Mind (1983) (342 Points, 9 votes)
79 Ulver · Nattens Madrigal - Aatte Hymne Til Ulven I Manden (1997) (429 Points, 12 votes)
75 Agalloch · Pale Folklore (1999) (443 Points, 13 votes - ONE #1 vote)
73 High on Fire · The Art of Self Defense (2000) (446 Points, 11 votes - ONE #1 votes)
70 Funkadelic · Standing on the Verge of Getting It On (1974) (458 Points, 10 votes - ONE #1 vote)
61 Ulver · Bergtatt - Et Eeventyr I 5 Capitler (1995) (486 Points, 13 votes)
58 Iron Maiden · Killers (1981) (529 Points, 14 votes)
47 Iggy and the Stooges · Raw Power (1973) (666 Points, 14 votes)
44 Iron Maiden · The Number of the Beast (1982) (693 Points, 16 votes)
41 Saint Vitus · Saint Vitus (1984) (697 Points, 18 votes)
33 Electric Wizard · Come My Fanatics (1997) (787 Points, 19 votes - TWO #1 votes)
31 Funkadelic · Maggot Brain (1971) (788 Points, 18 votes - ONE #1 vote)
26 Harvey Milk · Courtesy and Good Will Toward Men (1997) (807 Points, 20 votes)
24 Iron Maiden · Iron Maiden (1980) (818 Points, 21 votes - ONE #1 vote)
20 Black Sabbath · Black Sabbath (1970) (843 Points, 18 votes - THREE #1 votes)
9 Saint Vitus · Born Too Late (1986) (936 Points, 24 votes)
5 Slayer · Reign in Blood (1986) (1,036 Points, 24 votes)

previously owned, sold (foolishly!), plan to reacquire eventually:

275 Led Zeppelin - Presence (1976) (219 Points, 5 votes)
195 Screaming Trees - Dust (1996) (294 Points, 7 votes)
193 System of a Down - Toxicity (2001) (297 Points, 8 votes)
117 Led Zeppelin · Led Zeppelin (1969) (351 Points, 10 votes)
74 Led Zeppelin · Houses of the Holy (1973) (446 Points, 10 votes)
68 Queens of the Stone Age · Songs for the Deaf (2002) (463 Points, 12 votes)
60 Led Zeppelin · III (1970) (497 Points, 13 votes)
56 Led Zeppelin · II (1969) (548 Points, 15 votes - ONE #1 vote)
52 Led Zeppelin · Physical Graffiti (1975) (570 Points, 13 votes)
22 Queens of the Stone Age · Queens of the Stone Age (1998) (836 Points, 21 Votes - ONE #1 vote)
4 Led Zeppelin · IV (1971) (1,086 Points, 24 votes - ONE #1 vote)

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

oops, this one should be in the "acquired/love" list, actually:

20 Black Sabbath · Black Sabbath (1970) (843 Points, 18 votes - THREE #1 votes)

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

is that all?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

a few of those (raw power, maggot brain, come my fanatics, the art of self defense) have been on my internalized "must purchase asap!!!" list BEFORE the metal poll, i just haven't gotten around to 'em yet

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

that's all now

xp

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

btw i still don't understand why funkadelic was nom'd for this poll???

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

heh--i remember when i sold off all my Zep records back when. what a dumbshit i wuz!

hipity-hopity muzik ftw! (Ioannis), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Good to know you love black metal.

^who the fuck are you?

Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm one of the people you accused of rigging the poll

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 3 December 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

he's Henry's best bud. you better watch out!

hipity-hopity muzik ftw! (Ioannis), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Yo. the one thing i fucking hate about all these polls is that now if I ever want to run a search in the archives for I dunn "streetcleaner" or whatever, I have to scrool through a couple pages of polls results and poll noms lists before I can even get to a substantive post about the album. fuck you and fuck me for voting in it. fuck you.

Julian Osage Orange (kkvgz), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

No fuck you. And me for "whinging" about it, whatever that means. fuck me.

Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

"Whinging"

Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

think it is akin to wainscotting

Julian Osage Orange (kkvgz), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

So is Algerian Goalkeeper Mr Pfunk? I thought it was for a bit but then they mentioned drinking or something and I thought it must be some new person.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Saturday, 4 December 2010 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link

drinking?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Saturday, 4 December 2010 08:49 (thirteen years ago) link

he's the new *improved* drunkenhappy edition.

hipity-hopity muzik ftw! (Ioannis), Saturday, 4 December 2010 11:08 (thirteen years ago) link

also: fuck all of us. cheerio.

hipity-hopity muzik ftw! (Ioannis), Saturday, 4 December 2010 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link

you guys should all fight less and bond over the fact that all of you love weak false baby person metal.

Henry Kvlt Pvp, Saturday, 4 December 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Henry was needed on the big ILM EOY poll

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

^^^

link to a non-ILM site where the stats and results are located (just so's y'all know).

purveyor of pretentious porn made by hairy lesbians (Eisbaer), Sunday, 8 May 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

sadly that site is no more

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 26 September 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

185
Pungent Stench · Been Caught Buttering (1991) (310 Points, 10 votes)

http://open.spotify.com/album/48mBdOnn0xFNvFuGWGmiqW

― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, August 7, 2010 11:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just got into this album recently and holy fuck, besides the LOL-name, it's really an awesome album. hollowed-out guitars, sick vocals, and occasionally hilarious abrupt deviations into other genres like funk (but mostly just pure unbridled raw death metal).

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 November 2013 03:40 (ten years ago) link


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