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― DavidM (DavidM), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:05

great ian riese-moraine post there

bwah

Here goes..LOL. It was when I accidently queafed *pussyfart* (it never happened to me before) when my ex (thankgod) wanted to do me 'doggystyle' in the pussy (before anyone thinks he took my anal cherry,That's still there *thank god*)
That to me, was my most embaressing experience in sex, which was ages and ages ago.I am happily engaged to Nik, and very happily!But,(no pun intended) I am hoping to give my anal cherry to Nik) on our honeymoon,I wonder if I am going to fart on his penis, that TRUELY would be MORE embaressing!!!!!
― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, January 28, 2003 8:23 PM (7 years ago)

wow at this post

becky_lucas in a nutshell

Me and my buddies all took turns on this spanish ho-bag, Carmella, who fed us papaya which got us all horn-dogged out. Well, I guess I didn't exactly get to do THE DEED at this moment, but later on my friends felt sorry for me because they got to ride the glorious Carmella machine and I didn't, so they got me a two-bit whore named Joslin who wore red patent leather and called me a "softie" because I tried to kiss her. Anyhow, I got crabs from Joslin and tried to drown them by swimming for 8 hours the next day, which didn't work. *sigh* being a teenager and a virgin in 1982 sucks.
― Last American Virgin, Tuesday, January 28, 2003 10:07 PM (7 years ago)

Carmella machine

douche ex carmella machina

Memorable quotes for
The Last American Virgin (1982)

Carmela: Come to me my big burrito!
David: Me?
Carmela: You are the only man I see. Come to Carmela.

One night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, "Danny you're a young man, don't do it!" And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He starts coming after us, but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, "What are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!" And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it.

Just one more thing. Do you have any interests other than sex? If so, I'd like to hear a little more about them.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 03:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I tried to be friendly to her and she got upset at me. I still think she was a real person, even though I knew even at the time that she was half trolling and half sincere.

:-)

wow at this post

"Becky" came out with much worse than that, believe me.

I don't know much about Becky Lucas, but holy shit, this post of hers (+ follow-up posts) on the "Do you ever feel like there is nothing to live for?" thread is incredibly depressing no matter which way you look at it.

becky, luna and Ms Laura is quite the trifecta there

lol grady

best thread ever, I think

So I was forced to punch a girl in the face last night...

"forced"

http://www.truenudists.com/forum/viewthread.php?id=13480

ok it's kinda cute how you graduate from textile -> barefoot -> topless -> undies only -> butt naked -> SUPER NUDIST as you make more and more posts on that forum.

what would the ilx equivalent be

hipster > threadless > neckbeard > trucker hat > sock -> TUMBLR BOOK DEAL

one day i'll get my tumblr book deal

http://tech.spreadit.org/mysweetmonkeycommy-sweet-monkey/

ok, this is amazing. as far as I can figure, the 2008 Christmas episode of the Nickelodeon show Drake & Josh included a reference to mysweetmonkey.com, prompting thousands of kids to go there, hoping they'd win a monkey or something. but alas, all mysweetmonkey.com did was redirect to icarly.com, prompting thousands of disappointed kids to google "mysweetmonkey.com" in a last-ditch effort to beat the system. google pointed a lot of them to the abovementioned blog, which exists for no other reason than to attract random googlers. the result is an unmoderated, Lord-of-the-Flies-esque comment section where little kids beg for sweet monkeys, leave their phone numbers, and call each other buttmunches every December when the episode airs.

http://tech.spreadit.org/hi5-loginwwwhi5com/

this is the same idea, except it attracts people who can't figure out how to log onto the social network site hi5.com. a lot of the commentaters are Indian, and apparently a lot of them think hi5.com is an escort service. choice quotes:

naresh | Apr 18, 2009 | Reply

I AM TEENAGE.
I AM FROM BOUDHA

akande abiodun ige | Jul 17, 2009 | Reply

was up u nigeria girls are why are u lukin for an indian boy or u want to collect charms from him i fear u any response just contact me on ige4chr✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ takecare i joking i wish icuold meet u becos all deola ave meet are sexy and gud on bed hope u ar gud on bed i luv u

Saint | Nov 29, 2008 | Reply

Hi watz the coconut?which girl would lik to meet dsaint? finest dude

http://www.dreadlockssite.com/forum/topics/should-i-increase-my-washing

I had no idea dreads were so *complicated*!

pert buttocks gently parted to reveal your beloved's bijou, cute-as-a-button puckered anus: classic or dud?

haha

wonder what the exact date was this sort of thing became unacceptable

― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Wednesday, September 17, 2008 7:30 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

RIP j4gg3r

URGENT! Need to know right fucking now: Is it safe for octopi to drink beer?

ENFENETEE - HATE THE GAME

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chicken

http://www.chacha.com/question/how-do-you-vajazzle

I told you you'd never catch me!

Herbin Alternative is a false medication group.

entertainment for days (ymmv if you don't care about boxing and/or don't get laffs from stats, i.e. ymmv if you are not me)

those worms in shits like th

Zia of Dandy Warhols on Suicide Girls (NSFW)

lol good find

panchi bora

R.I.P. http://sexess.org/ :_____)

sexy indian actress panchi bora, prachi on kayamath

hey...

ned/louis action in that thread is awesome

Ned going hardman is certainly a sight to see