Call of Duty: Black Ops

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holy cow - I just started using the underbarrel flamethrower - it's SO GOOD. So much fun!

Jeff LeVine, Sunday, 28 November 2010 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link

You know, I've never even considered it. Can imagine it being handy on Hanoi or cracked (the shattered building one that I haven't played in a while)

problem chimp (Porkpie), Sunday, 28 November 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

note treyarch: putting all multiple prestige dudes on one team does not an even matchup make

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

ya i have that in my sniper loadout too

antexit, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Prestiged. On level 20 now.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

this worth getting then?

F-Unit (Ste), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i am now fully climatized back into pc multiplayer fps gaming, if that helps.

F-Unit (Ste), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Im at level 49.. thinking about prestiging but not exactly sure what I will get out of it. Maybe I will get to be put on the multiplayer teams with all the steeged dudes I generally play against with my team of the greenest of newbs.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

well fwiw i hear if you do it 14 more times after that you can paint your guns gold

antexit, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

lol sadly I am an adult and dont have that much time to play. I love checking out player cards of multi steeged dudes and see that theyve played for 4 days +. Im over 30hrs and Im pretty ashamed of it.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

the amount of playtime it would take to get up to 15x prestige you could probably work at mcdonald's and save enough to buy gold-plated guns irl... http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=203910019 <--- only $1700.

antexit, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, 14 prestiges, took me 30 odd hours to steeg once, if we put that down to 30 from the first one on - since i was shit for the first hours of play and thus wasn't get that many points - you're still looking at well over 2 weeks play :|

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

fuckin college kids livin the dream. I could have prestiged 500 times in mario kart back in the day.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

back in the day if CS had had levelling and prestiges i could have prestiged hundreds of times. i played it for an average of 2 hours a day for 5 years.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

If Mortal Kombat 2 for the SNES did, I could have put a solid-gold iced-out grill on Baraka. He would have looked like one of the Ying-Yang Twinz.

antexit, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

so sad that the only way libraries can get kids to visit is to host video game tournaments

kind of an unconditional surrender imo

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i think it's a actually a clever prophylactic measure against one of them deciding to come in and shoot up the building one day

antexit, Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

libraries should not be handing out prophylactics to kids

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I prestiged last night. k/d ratio is a less than robust .75. I blame experimenting with completely useless weapons such as the skorpion.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 2 December 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Kd 1.86. Ranked 5000 and something in the world at hardcore team deathmatch.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Friday, 3 December 2010 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Does anyone else persistently have the problem where they get connection errors in team-based games? I have no problem ever with FFA or the wager games, but when I'm playing anything with a team it's a crapshoot.

antexit, Monday, 6 December 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

So it turns out I was looking at my win ratio. My k/d is a somewhat more respectable .94.

I have connection errors now and again but not like every game..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

34-0 on jungle.huey is too good in that map.

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

32-1 nuketown.a great evening of gaming!

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

still playing this. prestiged for the second time.

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 31 December 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Got a copy for Xmas, gonna get hosed bad by all the dudez who've been playing for 2 mos.

dan m, Monday, 3 January 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

just got this and MW2 thx to a dude who moved to town but left his 360 behind. intimidated since i pretty much suck at games like this. gonna get pwned

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

oh my god the single player on this (yeah yeah i know) is the dumbest shit i have ever seen

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

and i played just cause 2!

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

dumbest shit how?

was thinking of playing this but didn't want to get sucked into a multiplayer black hole. if the 1p isn't worth it then eh

goole, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

haha well i dont want to spoil the twist for you, but since i know you and know you have a brane in yer skull, i will guarantee that you will figure it out about 20% into the game and then have to muddle through the last 80% waiting for your thick ass character to figure it out.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i think i've given up on competent writing and plotting in video games (i might start a thread on that actually). i thought you meant dumb in terms of gameplay or challenge

goole, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

script is also awful, esp wrt things like trying to figure out how to make a bunch of russian gulag escapees say that stupid "hoo-ah" thing because the kids love that shit you know, plus hilarious casting of ice cube as a fellow vietnam grunt throwing down slang because thats how the black people talk dont you know.

i blew through the single player of both MW2 and this over the weekend and this is dumb as shit in every possible way in comparison - and MW2 isnt that bright to begin with.

xpost

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

the multi is nowhere near as good as mw and mw2 imo

dan m, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i heard there is a button-mash element where you have to bury a k-bar tactical knife in JFK's chest. t/f?

goole, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

there are definitely some bad gameplay moments too, including closing the game with the dumbest quicktime trigger pull event EVER. (haha not JFK btw xpost) lots of points where the purpose of your waypoint makes no sense, and cheaty endless respawn shit and so on. grenade throwback mechanic is frequently broken as well which is super agravating.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Some good CoD numbers in the paper this morning:

There are about 323 million kills every 24 hours - more than the entire population of the USA.
28 million of those were headshots.
2 million were stabbed in the back.
19,000 tonnes of grenades were used.
6,250km (if laid end to end) of crossbow bolts were fired.

onimo, Thursday, 20 January 2011 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Fuuuuck nuketown.

Actually in general the multiplayer maps in this feel kinda dumb and cartoony compared to mw2

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 29 January 2011 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

new maps tomorrow!

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 31 January 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

dual wielding pythons, like a shotgun.

trying out the stoner, have a hard time with it. still loving the Famas.

Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice (chrisv2010), Monday, 31 January 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I really like the stoner, but am possibly loving the Galil more, just feels right, and so accurate at long range, even with silencer. Not that I'm getting much chance to Play at the moment.

problem chimp (Porkpie), Monday, 31 January 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

anyone know where I can go to see whiny butthurt hackers complaining about the PSN/Treyarch recent banwave? that stuff will never get old.

yachts on the reg, sex on the reg (jamescobo), Monday, 31 January 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

so what is the story on the banwave? substance of it?

i'm assuming there's a dozen totally broken exploitable things about the mp, there always is on games like this, but i haven't paid attention

goole, Monday, 31 January 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I had heard Sony was pushing for the banwave due to the PS3 getting hacked to within an inch of its life and this would be a good way to clear out a decent number of the ha><orz

yachts on the reg, sex on the reg (jamescobo), Monday, 31 January 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

the berlin map is awesome, discovery is pretty nice, not seen anything of the other 2, which is a shame as I really want a go at them

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

ok, stadium is haaaaaaard

problem chimp (Porkpie), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

lots of new camping opportunities in the new maps

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link


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