hipster jay cutler

Wait, something went massively wrong with that post why is that cat?

Oh nevermind I see

Oh also someone already made that joke. Fuck.

jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg

Sharpen up some http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpgy.

C[/i]ulter.

Cut[/i]ler

Does http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg only become http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg on the hipster Jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg thread or will it do http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg when I type http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg on a non-http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg thread?

man i can still find no video or photograph of the Quesadilla Incident :(

dude needs some protection

I think the offensive line is getting worse. They definitely have not made it better. Letting Kreutz go was pretty stupid, but the Bears are cheap and I think they decided they didn't want to pay him what he wanted.

Thank you for winning me my fantasy game this week, Hipster Jay Cutler.

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If I didn't already know it, I'd never in a thousand years peg that guy as a starting qb in the NFL. He looks like a doughy Patrick Dempsey.

he looks like he knows

oh man at first i thought he was wearing crocs

he looks like harland williams

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what percentage of starting qbs in the nfl are better than jay cutler? like 45% or something?

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what percentage of starting qbs in the nfl are better than jay cutler? like 45% or something?

― nakhchivan, Thursday, May 3, 2012 7:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

uhm i dunno about percentages, he's probably a top 10-12 guy though

so was he being unfairly patronized in 10-11? or were ppl saying he was merely failing to achieve his potential ? or is he just hateful/risible for reasons that can't be gleaned from a quick skim of his wikipedia page

you mean in this thread? he wasnt doing too great those years because he went from a team with good offense talent, to a team with bad, which i guess magnified his flaws. i think there's more widespread recognition after this past season that he's a really good player who's doing everything he can to win with some crummy players around him.

the reason people dont like him isnt really related to the quality of his play, hes just seen as sort of a goofy-goober-douche** who talks a lot of shit on the field. he also played at Vanderbilt which has a preppy/fratty rep, and i think thats followed him

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I think people just hate the dude's face. He's just got an aloof smugness in his face which I think is more just how he looks that makes people hate him. It's kind of like how Jim Breuer just always looks stoned (even when not). People like the rah rah polical science types or the aw shucks I'm going to drink a six pack and shuck some oysters after the game then go huntin' or even physical freak gift of god types and the Cutler is just none of those.

Cutler isn't great, but he's got enough skills with what the Bears do usually do well, they should be able to hang with the superpower QB clubs. He's got to stay healthy too.

Let's see who is ahead...

The legends and soon to be
Rogers
Brees
Brady
Manning (bionic - probably still)

Big time winners (but sometimes have won ugly)
Manning (little bro')- Really not too pretty and kind of considered a f-up at points, but hey now he has won it all twice.
Rofflesburger- Kind of the same, looked fugly down the stretch gotten broke down.

Really Cutler wins with the Bears, you will file him here. The M.O. the Bears are setup really is the same as the Giants and Steelers - win by pass rush.

The guys that are pretty good, but not the long term success or big wins.
Newton
Stafford
Ryan
Romo - statistically really one of the best evah, but he has both flubbed it when it counted and kind of has the face you would love to smack like Cutler, except a bit more pretty.
Rivers - was really on the cusp, but last season kind of sucked
Vick is a total x-factor. Hard still to compare him.

I can't really put Fitzgerald or Flacco even above Cutler, but they are solid on a crappy team and a great team that can't get over.

What's left
Palmer - he was good at one point. Now?
Sanchez can't go there
Dalton - do it again, could get good
Freeman - maybe better, maybe not. Didn't help squadush last year.
Schaub - better and has better players around him, but cannot stay healthy.
Hasselbeck - was better at one point and played ok at points, but can't say much better if better
Alex Smith - nice season, great game against Saints

So yeah Cutler about ranks where he ranks, deal is that I think he has enough skills to hold them around against the top guns.

i dont really mind him though. i like QBs who talk shit, i dont get why it bugs people so much

earlnash otm

that gif never gets old

I shouldn't called the Ravens great, they probably think so *no shite* but the refs screw them. They are 'good' and usally solid but can't get over.

lets not forget that cutler has thrown some absolutely amazing interceptions, the kind that make you completely forget how good he is.

oh that pic with the dog

what percentage of starting qbs in the nfl are better than jay cutler? like 45% or something?

― nakhchivan, Thursday, May 3, 2012 7:17 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No

Enumerate it then. Looking for percentiles here, Bill.

he's in the top third, but towards the bottom, so maybe 30%? 20% if he's having a really good season?

Seems about right. Id love to see what he could do with a good O-line.

Even with Jay Cutler being just in the top third of say NFL Qbs, that's one major improvement on your usual Bear QB which is usually about as pass efficient as a mid70s Oklahoma wishbone play-caller.

The best Bear QB EVER is a dude from the 40s and we are not even talking like Sammy Baugh, who was a freak and maybe the best football player ever. The next best one is probably Jim McMahon. Look it up, the guy was cool, but we are not exactly talking a prodigy.

McMahon was pretty overrated. I could have done well with that defense and being able to hand off to Walter Payton. You are right about the Bears having a terrible quarterback legacy. The best guys of the last 20 years are Jim Miller and Erik Kramer (not including Jay Cutler). Historically we have had such worthies as Bobby Douglass, Bob Avellini and Mike Phipps as starters. They traded Bobby Layne in the 50's and i guess the position was cursed after that.

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lol quesadilla cutler, i dont think i ever read these posts

okay...this has been driving me nuts, but does anyone else remember on draft day coverage..seeing a brief cutaway shot of cutler eating a quesadilla like a retard while his mom put a napkin on his knee? he looked like such a herb we were calling him quesadilla cutler all day...was def the first sign of trouble with him....no one else remembers it except me and my friend

― Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:46 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from the somethingawful forums:

Does anyone have a .gif of Jay Cutler eating those quesadillas on draft day?

from profootballtalk forums:

Sank_L.A. says:
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:53 pm

I knew Cutler was a big bitch when I saw his Mom feeding him a quesadilla on draft day, and wiping his mouth with a wet nap.

i would KILL for a gif i swear it.

― Lord Iffy Boatrace (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:48 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this thread is #1 when googling for jay cutler quesadilla. that's some bullshit. whats the internet even good for

DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

i laughed at this

Honestly, an '80s party is probably the closest thing to his true habitat that Jay Cutler will ever find. Where else would a guy who is essentially a cross between Judd Nelson and Emilio Estevez's characters from The Breakfast Club be better suited spending his time?

from http://deadspin.com/who-wants-to-go-to-jay-cutlers-80s-themed-dance-party-646651085

it is pretty amazing that this dude is almost certainly going to hit free agency. i feel like this is a huge opportunity for those teams that just seem perennially unable to develop a QB. cleveland might be the prime spot for him, with that top defense and the great targets at wr1 and te, but for some reason i don't think they do it. i think it'd be contrary to the current personnel philosophy. arizona and tenn have got to be all over him, maybe even tampa. those sides are a legit qb away from being real playoff teams. minn will probably be in for him too. st. louis are probably going to pick someone with that top 3 http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG pick (lol). cincy think that they have a qb, bills probably do too. i think the jets probably can't afford him but don't rule it out, you never know with them fucks.

Arizona is most likely, imo, at least based on the post-Warner years. It's a qb last hurrah party around there.

What a shame if the Bears let him go. Trestman + Cutler for the next 6 years could be really cool. If Trestman can make McCown look good who knows what he could do with Cutler.

it is pretty amazing that this dude is almost certainly going to hit free agency. i feel like this is a huge opportunity for those teams that just seem perennially unable to develop a QB.

like the bears before cutler :/

that of course is the other side of this. trestman and emery are placing huge bets on themselves (which btw is really absolutely the way to conduct yourself in their positions, tho rare). pay the money for cutler and you have 5 or 6 years of a very good qb, but then you can't spend that money elsewhere. they must believe that it is easier for them to find and develop a functional qb on the cheap than to restock a patchy roster on the cheap. i like trestman a lot off the back of this year and i hope that if they lay this bet it pays off for them.

cutler really is at the perfect talent level where both decisions are defensible, personally i would rather not tie up that much $$$ in a dude who is not leet and never will be but there's a huge potential downside to letting him go.

Theyve never had a legit QB since Luckman. Sign this guy or the curse will continue.

http://cantstopthebleeding.com/wordpress/img/2016/01/cutlerobit.jpg

where's the damn quesadilla video

ugh I guess 12 years ago I thought it was ok to use the r word, dumb asshole :/