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I funch

-- omg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i do it with wooden spoons all the time! (but then again i will admit to being a poor roomate)
-- dyson (dyspleasur...), July 21st, 2004 4:34 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

must be hard to wank with broccoli hands. maybe if you dip them in mayonnaise?
-- AaronHz (aaronh...), July 22nd, 2004.

― ...., Thursday, 22 July 2004 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

bblllaaarggghghhhh this thing it makes me crazy - cannot stop tonguing it¡
-- dyson (dyspleasur...), July 26th, 2004 3:18 AM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 26 July 2004 23:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Bwaha!

every time this thread re-appears I am rendered into useless giggling fits.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

S YOU MUST HAVE SOME KIND OF COCKCHOKING VIRUS!!!!! JON WILLIAMS HAD IT A FEW YEARS AGO AND HE HAS CONSTANTLY BEEN CHOKING HIS COCK EVER SINCE.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 27th, 2004.

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btw i had that too i think, when you click refresh it seems to sort it.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 27th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 11:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Roxymuzac: only youd have to wear trousers with a trap door
Roxymuzac: and reveal it to the panel
Roxymuzac: upon entering
Roxymuzac: haw

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i guess it needed more context

Roxymuzac: only youd have to wear trousers with a trap door
Roxymuzac: and reveal it to the panel
playdoh barber: and it would say "butt recognized... access granted" in some female computery voice
Roxymuzac: upon entering
Roxymuzac: haw

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

omg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

In the Ned, it doesn't even matter.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 2nd, 2004 11:15 PM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Monday, 2 August 2004 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

If anyone wants a fairy gravy familiar I just left a pregnant mushroom in the stash, stick it in a terrarium and away you go
-- Andrew Blood Thames (andrew.thame...)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

it sounds just like the sound you get when you put a banger up a drain pipe here, mental
-- Porkpie (porkypi...), August 3rd, 2004 2:40 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 13:54 (nineteen years ago) link

The look on a baby's face "Fuck me!"

a little punctuation has been toyed with, but still.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 5 August 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

i liked her well enough to go on a date with someone and see her live (that was post-fumbling). everything I've heard since is syrup, though.
-- kyle (akmonda...), August 7th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 7 August 2004 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Yay for xposts:

colin liked to get a spurt in his mouth
-- purple patch (electricsoun...), August 9th, 2004 2:41 PM. (electricsound)

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Yeah it was cool!
Im having such dreadful nostalgia attacks lately, its weird.

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-- Trayce (spamspanke...), August 9th, 2004 2:43 PM. (trayce)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I love Cathy's head.
-- Alba (albab...), August 16th, 2004 4:25 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 16 August 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't wanna post his name. God he's so cute.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), August 17th, 2004 4:26 PM. (hstencil) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris V, I love those whips too.
-- Sarah McLusky

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

There's only so much WHOOMPAWHOOMPAWHOOMPA I can take in a night.

- Dog Latin.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Back home in Alabama, I was incredibly homosexual.

-- TOMBOT (itssomethin...), August 25th, 2004 11:21 AM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Be prepared! * jumps in Trayce *
-- the music mole (col...), August 24th, 2004 1:25 PM.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Argh!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

my uncle could totally
eat the whole thing.
-- dgb (dyo...), August 25th, 2004 2:49 PM.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, our mouths are full of the shit. Is it really that offensive simply because it's outside the body?!
-- Andrew (n...), August 25th, 2004 4:36 PM. (enneff)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm trying to recontextualise that but I just can't.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Bah.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:47 (nineteen years ago) link

"A lot of people really don't understand how easy it is to fuck yourself"

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I [...] crap on myself constantly.

-- Trayce

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link

has jesus ever been in fashion in britain?

-- mark s (mar...), October 21st, 2002.

― Huck, Monday, 30 August 2004 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

That sounds awful, Luna.
Next time you should bring someone else in the bathroom with you to hold him down.

-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), August 31st, 2004.

― Huck, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I have no idea where that KY came from and what I was implying with it. I am getting a wee bit OUT OF CONTROL over here.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), August 31st, 2004 4:25 PM. (nickalicious) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

ha ha YES

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't get me started on Chris Isaak again.
-- adam. (adamr...), August 31st, 2004.

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"boners"?
-- adam. (adamr...), August 31st, 2004.

― Bumfluff, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

To be fair, that green thing is fucking all kinds of shit out of that lemon.
-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), August 31st, 2004.

― ...., Tuesday, 31 August 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Um yeah and I'm really really really sorry for "PUSSY FLUSH", won't happen again.
-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), September 1st, 2004.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Then a footrub, then a bagrub.

-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), September 1st, 2004 8:49 PM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

a stinging blow to the face by an old leather football in addition to having his plums trapped in a chocolate vending machine? a night of disaster for weller, but there are few of us who haven't faced such agonies on london transport after a few beers and a fumble with a rent boy.
-- dave amos

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i can't stop giggling

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 19:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree. If I really didn't like it so much, I probably wouldn't go down there three times a year.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), September 10th, 2004

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

How the hell does stale cum fuck up your bedroom? It's not such a big deal.
-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeball_kick...), September 11th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 11 September 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

i want a waterproof punani
-- the surface noise (slight return), September 13th, 2004 1:45 PM. (electricsound)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

But the bitch done me wrong.
-- Kim

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:06 (nineteen years ago) link

[...]And even more importantly, keep coming out on weekends for FAGOT fun! Hell, someone's got to help me give ken c a good thrashing!!

-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), September 13th, 2004. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh go on.
-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 14th, 2004 9:50 PM. (later)

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It's REALLY hard.
-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 14th, 2004 9:50 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Bahahah ;D

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not sure Shakespeare deserved the grand prize, but I sure was happy to see Private Ryan go down.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 14th, 2004 10:45 AM.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

damn, na beat me

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Lennon wasn't his usual self, which contributed a lot to the result.
-- ailsa (ailsa_watson7...), September 14th, 2004.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I had some last night.
-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...), September 16th, 2004.

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 16 September 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Hell no, we used horse needles at U of Tennessee (big veterinary school), it gets it deeper into the melon and then you just let it diffuse for a few hours.

-- TOMBOT (sky...), September 14th, 2004 1:14 PM. (link) (admin) (216.15.32.99)

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

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