truth bombs

slathering mayo on something to make it more palatable is like shitting on something to make it smell better

nobody actually enjoys reading a truth bombs thread, you do it because it's cheap to put in a messageboard and you slather dayo all over that thread because it sucks to read

turkey sandwiches are like the only meat sandwiches that are good, sorry. also mustard not mayo.

that's a truth bomb 4 u

Whaddya know. A truth bomb about food is the one that gets the natives all up in arms.

not mayo not mustard yes stuffing and redcurrant jelly.

Also dyao far from the money.

So wrong about Turkey he's like Dayo Lloyd George.

a similar but even more innocuous post by ally about turkey being "boring" was posted in RONG and everyone wanted to kill her for saying it iirc

nobody actually enjoys reading a truth bombs thread, you do it because it's cheap to put in a messageboard and you slather dayo all over that thread because it sucks to read

― pretty hat machine (crüt), Friday, November 26, 2010 7:50 AM (8 hours ago)

ok lol

i slather mayo all over a TLS, but i slather mayo all over any sandwich,you see*, cause IF YOUR SANDWICH DONT DRIP ALL OVER THE FUCKIN PLACE YOUR SANDWICH IS A WACK FUCKIN SANDWICH

*cept for pb&j. that would be gross.

it ain't about the sauce it's about the danger

― The Reverend, Thursday, 28 October 2010 05:59 (1 month ago) Bookmark

motherfuckers could get dripped on

rev throws his sandwich in the air sometimes
saying "ayo, where's the mayo?"

holy shit dying

prob of cholesterol related disease?

Its amazing how truly awful you guys are at distinguishing between real and zing.

― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 5:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ain't nothing but the real zing baby

two loced out zingers going crazay

david cameron is a fathead cunt

― rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Thursday, December 2, 2010 4:39 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah uss mariner sux

rev throws his sandwich in the air sometimes
saying "ayo, where's the mayo?"

― Domingo Halliburton (jaymc), Sunday, November 28, 2010 4:11 AM (4 days ago)

love this post

i think of it like twice a day

(when i am making sandwiches)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcs5z0xAdK1qc1sduo1_500.jpg

omg

join the challenger club, detonate t bombs

can you all just keep insulting each other cuz i'd actually prefer that to talk of the arcade fire and kanye.

― scott seward, Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:07 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha

feel like ilxor actually played that one pretty well by baiting jordan into going for the double-zing, which kind of diluted the first one

― k3vin k., Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:47 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is the sort of post that makes me realize we are all insane

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

u want it to be one way but it's the other way

^^^that's a real truth bomb yall

feel like ilxor actually played that one pretty well by baiting jordan into going for the double-zing, which kind of diluted the first one

― k3vin k., Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:47 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is the sort of post that makes me realize we are all insane

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

TB and also excelsior I mean, really, read that again. It sounds ridiculous.

i'm going to do everything in my power to keep my child away from drugs, violence, and ilx

is your list in reverse order

i used to like music, then i discovered 'l love music'

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thats a friggin truth nuke

its so sweet to be an investment bank u just 'create value', its like being an philosophy major but u get a jet

― max, Monday, 3 January 2011 17:54 (2 minutes ago)

i also don't know how they manage to stay mad for so long! i got tired of that. and being angry on the internet looks pretty silly in retrospect, most of the time

― daria-g, lundi 3 janvier 2011 23:12 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

feels silly too

i used to like music, then i discovered 'l love music'

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― When I Pardew I See Rakes (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 8:19 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thats a friggin truth nuke

― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMf0MTweXYc (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 10:17 PM Bookmark

^^^!!!

that was to the post, not the video, nothing against the video

pretty apt tho!

glorified lolcat

"quickdraw mcblog" part still makes me lol hard

the first time I knowingly heard "Telephone" by Lady Gaga it was actually the Pamplemousse version.. and I thought "What a great song! But hmm, it's like there's something missing." There was! Lady Gaga!

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, January 7, 2011 5:30 AM Bookmark

Because it perfectly sums up what's wrong with most of these viral indie covers -- instead of taking an overlooked song and bringing something new, they take a perfect song that's already been performed the best it can be and do a half-assed job performing it. It's coattail riding in the guise of irony.

^^^

Like please explain why you are singing Beat It in your apartment other than to increase your play count and to get between me and Michael Jackson

feel like unabashed coattail riding could be compelling

sounds like a new way to do the porky pig

Tantrum, the L in ILX is sarcastic.
― Butt Dickass (Dick Butkus), Monday, 18 September 2006 14:18 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink