nobody actually enjoys eating a turkey sandwich, you do it because it's cheap to put in a sandwich and you slather mayo all over that sandwich because it sucks to eat
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, November 25, 2010 9:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― iatee, Friday, 26 November 2010 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link
that is a mistruth bomb
― The Reverend, Friday, 26 November 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link
rev otm
― pretty hat machine (crüt), Friday, 26 November 2010 05:42 (thirteen years ago) link
who is that guy
― ╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Friday, 26 November 2010 07:46 (thirteen years ago) link
slathering mayo on something to make it more palatable is like shitting on something to make it smell better
― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link
nobody actually enjoys reading a truth bombs thread, you do it because it's cheap to put in a messageboard and you slather dayo all over that thread because it sucks to read
― pretty hat machine (crüt), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:50 (thirteen years ago) link
turkey sandwiches are like the only meat sandwiches that are good, sorry. also mustard not mayo.
― john water (harbl), Friday, 26 November 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
that's a truth bomb 4 u
― john water (harbl), Friday, 26 November 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Whaddya know. A truth bomb about food is the one that gets the natives all up in arms.
― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 26 November 2010 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link
not mayo not mustard yes stuffing and redcurrant jelly.
Also dyao far from the money.
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Friday, 26 November 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
So wrong about Turkey he's like Dayo Lloyd George.
― Kerm, Friday, 26 November 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
a similar but even more innocuous post by ally about turkey being "boring" was posted in RONG and everyone wanted to kill her for saying it iirc
― O⎠o⎠O⎠o⎠O (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 November 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link
― pretty hat machine (crüt), Friday, November 26, 2010 7:50 AM (8 hours ago)
ok lol
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Friday, 26 November 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i slather mayo all over a TLS, but i slather mayo all over any sandwich,you see*, cause IF YOUR SANDWICH DONT DRIP ALL OVER THE FUCKIN PLACE YOUR SANDWICH IS A WACK FUCKIN SANDWICH
― The Reverend, Sunday, 28 November 2010 08:52 (thirteen years ago) link
*cept for pb&j. that would be gross.
it ain't about the sauce it's about the danger
― The Reverend, Thursday, 28 October 2010 05:59 (1 month ago) Bookmark
― samosa gibreel, Sunday, 28 November 2010 08:54 (thirteen years ago) link
motherfuckers could get dripped on
― The Reverend, Sunday, 28 November 2010 08:58 (thirteen years ago) link
rev throws his sandwich in the air sometimessaying "ayo, where's the mayo?"
― Domingo Halliburton (jaymc), Sunday, 28 November 2010 09:11 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shit dying
― The Reverend, Sunday, 28 November 2010 09:14 (thirteen years ago) link
prob of cholesterol related disease?
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 November 2010 12:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Its amazing how truly awful you guys are at distinguishing between real and zing.
― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, December 1, 2010 5:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Julian Osage Orange (kkvgz), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link
ain't nothing but the real zing baby
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 December 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
two loced out zingers going crazay
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link
david cameron is a fathead cunt
― rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Thursday, December 2, 2010 4:39 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― caek, Thursday, 2 December 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah uss mariner sux
― Princess TamTam, Thursday, 2 December 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
rev throws his sandwich in the air sometimessaying "ayo, where's the mayo?"― Domingo Halliburton (jaymc), Sunday, November 28, 2010 4:11 AM (4 days ago)
― Domingo Halliburton (jaymc), Sunday, November 28, 2010 4:11 AM (4 days ago)
love this post
― markers, Thursday, 2 December 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
i think of it like twice a day
― The Reverend, Saturday, 4 December 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
(when i am making sandwiches)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcs5z0xAdK1qc1sduo1_500.jpg
― lotta diamonds ... but prolly more display names (deej), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link
omg
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link
join the challenger club, detonate t bombs
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link
can you all just keep insulting each other cuz i'd actually prefer that to talk of the arcade fire and kanye.
― scott seward, Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:07 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
ha
― o let's not do it and say we did (The Reverend), Saturday, 11 December 2010 06:56 (thirteen years ago) link
feel like ilxor actually played that one pretty well by baiting jordan into going for the double-zing, which kind of diluted the first one
― k3vin k., Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:47 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this is the sort of post that makes me realize we are all insane
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― the chronicles of nornius (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
u want it to be one way but it's the other way
^^^that's a real truth bomb yall
― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link
TB and also excelsior I mean, really, read that again. It sounds ridiculous.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm going to do everything in my power to keep my child away from drugs, violence, and ilx
― omar little, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
is your list in reverse order
― if nothing else this thread will result in some great display names (Edward III), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
i used to like music, then i discovered 'l love music'
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 17:04 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― When I Pardew I See Rakes (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 13:19 (thirteen years ago) link
thats a friggin truth nuke
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMf0MTweXYc (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 23 December 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
its so sweet to be an investment bank u just 'create value', its like being an philosophy major but u get a jet
― max, Monday, 3 January 2011 17:54 (2 minutes ago)
― Ex Loin Tamer (Trayce), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:58 (thirteen years ago) link
i also don't know how they manage to stay mad for so long! i got tired of that. and being angry on the internet looks pretty silly in retrospect, most of the time
― daria-g, lundi 3 janvier 2011 23:12 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 04:30 (thirteen years ago) link
feels silly too
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 04:46 (thirteen years ago) link
― When I Pardew I See Rakes (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 8:19 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMf0MTweXYc (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, December 22, 2010 10:17 PM Bookmark
^^^!!!
― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link
that was to the post, not the video, nothing against the video
― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty apt tho!
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
glorified lolcat
― zvookster, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
"quickdraw mcblog" part still makes me lol hard
the first time I knowingly heard "Telephone" by Lady Gaga it was actually the Pamplemousse version.. and I thought "What a great song! But hmm, it's like there's something missing." There was! Lady Gaga!
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, January 7, 2011 5:30 AM Bookmark
Because it perfectly sums up what's wrong with most of these viral indie covers -- instead of taking an overlooked song and bringing something new, they take a perfect song that's already been performed the best it can be and do a half-assed job performing it. It's coattail riding in the guise of irony.
― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 January 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 7 January 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link