Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

or... maybe i'm shit?

also if she's a flake, better she reveal it now than further down the line! haha yeah ok point taken though, she should be up-front...I guess you know better than me but if there's been a recent break-up, she may be trying before buying

why am i always the fucking trial sample, though?

you get in too quickly, you're too instantly seductive, try being more oblique

good strategy

Divorced dad me has several times now had a few dates with a divorced or separated mom, only to be told after the 2nd or 3rd date, things are hectic with my kid now, I'm not really able to date right now. No amount of statements from me that I understand parent/child issues are enough to convince them to go out again. Best to just take them at their word I guess.

kinda resolved to not bother with these sites...an occasional log in yes but not really investing a lot now and checking myself if i find myself perusing for too long.

YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF: you love kids, who aint yours biologically
you r grown-ass-man, who doesn't think that this site is the best place to find just easy sex
you r not arabic, indian or muslim

ooh la la!

what is it with all the attractive and stylish girls with hi-res cameras in london? when someone like this comes up on the quickmatch, you can bet 9 times out of 10 that's where they're from. it's like, why do you need to go on a dating site?!?!

dayyyum max u gotta come to london

we got high street honeyz on every corner

energy drink promotions in every club

the centre of the uk's fledgling mma scene

not so good for music but what u gonna do?

either way you'll be tasting sweet pussy (aspartame optional)

it just seems weird, is all. there's a very specific look to the pics, too.

They're all a plant for a forthcoming article in Vice.

http://tastebuds.fm/

Lastfm + dating = what the world's been waiting for

What does Tastebuds do?
Tastebuds lets you find single people who love the same music you do. Either tell us your favourite artists or hook up to last.fm if you have an account there and we'll find your matches in your area.

What is last.fm?
last.fm logs the music you listen to day-to-day, and based on this data suggests new music you may enjoy. As last.fm makes this information publicly available Tastebuds is able to identify the music you listen to just from your last.fm username. We then use this information to match you with other people who share the same taste in music. If you don't have a last.fm profile you can still get involved - simply enter 3 of your favourite bands and Tastebuds will do its magic!

Why do I have no matches?
Tastebuds is still fairly new so we won't be able to find matches for all music tastes in all areas. We have hundreds of people signing up every week so if you sign up you'll soon have plenty of people to get in touch with. Please help us by recommending the site to your friends so we can create better matches for everyone.

So remember, fellas, leave your music players looping Muse, Jeff Buckley, Belle and Sebastian, Kings of Leon and the Glee soundtracks for the next 48 hours, and when it's finished some girl that's a combination of Britta and Annie on "Community" will be hitting you up to talk on there.

made an art friend and am seein a girl now. she is super rad.

THX INTERNET

^^^thiiiis

btw cunga tastebuds.com was big news on DiS recently - I didn't scout it out but testimony seems to have it down as 1 big joke

i need a job b4 i can even worry about dating, but i'm not really even taking care of that like i should. :/

I just got back from an AWESOME date from OKC

:)

discovered last night that a) the really cute guy I've always ogled at the bookstore is on OKC and b) he's gay. I sent him a message saying hello and he actually responded — sent another asking if he wanted to get tea. we'll see how it goes. :D

damn corey u gonna have boys fallin off u

but THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE (or two) (or hell whatever nobody's keeping score)

:D

is anyone else getting this advent calendar of potential matches thing?

yeah, it's annoying.

i need a job b4 i can even worry about dating, but i'm not really even taking care of that like i should. :/
― o let's not do it and say we did (The Reverend)

I've been saying that for over a year now (well, I had a brief job that was overtime everyday).

In any case, I've logged back into OKC a couple times and clicked on sort matches by new & near me... and I still don't desire getting to any of these girls in my town. There's a fair number of girls but internet dating doesn't seem like a logical step in meeting someone when the selection has been terrible for years.

http://okcupid.com/profile/babyboy6

o_O

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/cyclonicorn

On a typical Friday night I am hanging with my unipalz

please tell me the last two are joke profiles

"next thing, you'll have guys marrying their unicorn!"

so far so good w/ latest. There may be joy for divorced parents after all.

startin this again

I have a tea date Tuesday ^_^

i have a date this weekend :)

she says on the chat "you can't really see in my pics, but i have quite a big arse."

oh no! anything but that! lololol

tremendous sense of value

she does seem really nice/into cool stuff too. i just thought it was funny she was worried that was a bad thing.

my date went really well — we chatted for almost two hours, have had similar experiences with moving to Chicago, struggling to keep afloat, trying to meet people. I'm going to take things slow with this one — we'll see how it goes.

slow is good

tremendous sense of value

MegaLOL at this.

A guy I was chatting to on OKC who was nice enough messaged me a while back saying "wow you really weren't kidding about slow replies!"

... cos I'd stopped replying to him :/ Its not just him though. I gave up on okc, it was making me feel weird after the horribly failed dates I went on. I just dont find anyone I like - or when I do, theyre hot, 22 and not at all interested in a message from me I guess.

Heck I even messaged 2 good friends on okc semi jokingly - both of whom I'd date in a heartbeat - and apart from jovial "haha youre on here too!" stuff it went nowhere. In fact one guy even made a rude comment on his twitter about "people you know using okc to message you thats just stupid". erk ok dude I get it.

i have a date this weekend :)

she says on the chat "you can't really see in my pics, but i have quite a big arse."

oh no! anything but that! lololol

― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 1:39 AM (5 days ago)

it seemed to go really well. she was actually even hotter than her profile pics so i felt a little intimidated, but we ended up talking and drinking for six hours and went for noodles on a whim, so it was all good. hopefully we can meet up again.

yeah dude thats a high quality evening good luck

did she have a big arse

i am in touch with 3 or 4 girls on here atm who are all replying at length and seem interested yada yada, they're just taking 3-4 days between responses. doesn't usually bother me but when it's compounded by the multiplicity of females i feel like i'm waitin forever

i also met a couple girls friday night at a thing which was nice, you know, having a conversation irl

i think the least vulgar way of putting it is she had "a nice figure" :)

xposts

o hoos and his multiplicity of females

sucks when you have a first date that you think went well then *crickets* on any follow-up