Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

been considering writing a series of letters to public figures in the style of "noel"

do it, whinetize it, make some cash on a coffee table book. would be well earned.

whinetize?

monetize, via the medium of tumblr

lol denzel

Well played Garu, the boy done great

They can censor Garu G but they can't take his gran's flange.

Oh shit, they just deleted his post!

yeah they deleted another post of his yesterday.

Australia's deeply annoying Nudie Smoothies have made an exciting move into the world of fruit juices:

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7640/photooja.jpg

ugh

aaaaargh it's like a brutal hybrid of Innocent Smoothies and Aussie Shampoo

probably tastes like one too

surprisingly it tastes like normal orange juice

only purchased it because the supermarket had it on sale at half price btw

I'd like to briefly get on my high-horse about Aussie Shampoo btw!!

Those fuckers are all over the tube with their ultra-matey advertising!!

It makes me bloody sick!!!

I am not aware of 'Aussie Shampoo' but if I was in charge of marketing, the tagline would be "its cool bro we're washing your hair with industrial chemicals".

Has anyone else tried the limited edition Innocent Christmas sprout smoothie? It's festively yummy and it comes with a little knitted Santa hat.

are you TRYING to giving louis an embolism, james?

i am crying right now

i believe that's a symptom... call the doc.

people using sprouts as a "joke" are the same sort of despicable philistines who go "lol 4'33"

like sprouts are fucking A and fuiud

Heh, "100% australian owned" shd be a forum ownage jpg

sprouts are waste

this guy ^ knows what's up, sry vague

this is what happens when cultural pessimism overtakes a man, beset as he is by a longing for some vanished albion of boiled stodge, longlife milk, striking miners, bomb shelters, marc bolan, thomas de quincey, john donne etc

dont trust anything that comes from brussels amirite

hey I did an essay on de Quincey the other day, dude's a real fucken gnostic, smashes the beat poets and most of the Romantics at their own game

if Innocent had a laudanum smoothie I would approve of their business

and I would be already dead or living with a hooker trying to learn the complete works of Herodotus

laudanum smoothie!

could work

could def work

Just now on YouTube...

"
:\
This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Sorry about that.
"

Some thoughts:

a) I live in the UK, so WTF I can't watch a video from a UK TV channel?
b) :\ <<< stop that shit now.
c) "Sorry about that." <<< fuck off
d) FUCK
e) OFF

These lot take the biscuit.

http://www.treaclemoon.net/product_images/product_story_ginger_on.jpg

http://www.treaclemoon.net/product_images/product_story_lemonade_on.jpg

I can't actually tell from their website what the fuck it is that they make.

Bath and shower gel. My gf has some.

http://www.treaclemoon.net/news.html <- They also encourage their customers to come up with blurbs describing the "fairy tale place" the smell of the bath gel takes them to. The results are horrifying.

http://www.treaclemoon.net/product_images/stefan_brazzo_aug10.jpg

"I am dreaming, the soft chocolate frothy milk is all around me, swirls of thick chocolate surround my toes, ripples expand revealing my little belly button and gentle waves crash against my silky neck... I awake from my dream and enjoy the rest of my bath in Chocolate Dreams."

a furry tale place

scat's entertainment...

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/7225/photome.jpg

"Those languid afternoons spent lying on the sweet-smelling grass beneath the tree catching dappled sunshine on her legs, half reading the book of poems she knew by heart, sipping her cool elderflower cordial and drifting between daydreams.. If the afternoon, and the cordial never ended, she wouldn't have missed the rest of the world."

:)

what is the website that these essays are being written for

woah that dude is crepey

http://www.youtube.com/innocentdrinksltd

^^^ if that's Pamplemoose you're gonna crash the freakin' board

ah no I've seen that ad, clever of them to go for the eating disorder market

how about just have a fucking banana for 1/10 the price

and no vat

http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/2011/01/impress-your-boss.html#comments

God bless everyone who has been affected by this.

xp clearly fabricated comments section

i don't think my 59 year-old, ex-army, woman-ignoring, chain-smoking boss with a limp and a gammy eye would be impressed by a "innocent veg-pot".