Tax evaders are are greatest national heroes
― Ravacious Fortune (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 November 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
find it hard to believe a real human being would actually of their own accord defend innocent smoothies
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 November 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link
If you have a problem with the price of the genocides, don't support the Khmer Rouge, even though they're forcing you to. Yes, they are more expensive than machetes because you're paying for someone to come up with the extermination camps, someone to design the infrastructure, the propaganda, the torture techniques themselves, someone to be in charge of paying all the people who do this. I'm sure righteous citizens don't mind the support going towards death and terror because none of it goes towards making sure that politicians can make massive expense claims to the tune of more than a lot of people earn in a year...
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 November 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Apparently they were going to charge VAT on fat, cats, mats, tat, bats and hats... but it wasn't quite ridiculous enough an idea.
Posted by: Hayes | November 24, 2010 at 11:33 PM
Hayes I've had enough of your antics. What do I pay you for? Just clear your desk and get out - there are plenty of people out there who would've grabbed this opportunity with bear hands but this is how you'd rather spend your time. Unbelievable.
Posted by: Mr Frost | Nov 25, 2010 4:02:01 PM
― Noel 1 Kanye 10.0 (blueski), Thursday, 25 November 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link
have worked as a plumber in southern Ireland since 1986.
At that time my wife was working in the local bookmakers shop and she would eat an apple each day before work.
I would set off at around 7.15am each morning to attend to any jobs I had. Fruit.
In the end one morning I arrived at a house and the man who owned it had passed away.
Grow up the lot of you.
Posted by: Noel | November 25, 2010 at 03:33 PM
Huge LOLS!
― The Great Cool Lulu who sleeps in Riley... (dog latin), Thursday, 25 November 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link
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― Noel 1 Kanye 10.0 (blueski), Thursday, 25 November 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
We all have to pay our taxes to the stinking Eurocrats. Even me and I'm just a banana.
I would have spoken out sooner but I was worried they would have me liquidated.
Posted by: Ffyfe Dinglefield
Awesome.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 November 2010 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link
nabisco otm.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 25 November 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/2010/11/the-final-hat-of-the-week-2010.html
^ Garu G to comments plz
― Krampus Interruptus (NickB), Thursday, 25 November 2010 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Congrats on both of these hats, they are both fandabbydoo!!! x
Posted by: Natalie | November 24, 2010 at 09:00 PM
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 November 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Garu G has commented...
― What are you doing here? (dog latin), Thursday, 25 November 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Not in the knit-a-granny thread he hasn't :(
― Krampus Interruptus (NickB), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link
ronan/noel on fire. classic material.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link
been considering writing a series of letters to public figures in the style of "noel"
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
do it, whinetize it, make some cash on a coffee table book. would be well earned.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link
whinetize?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link
monetize, via the medium of tumblr
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
lol denzel
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Well played Garu, the boy done great
― Krampus Interruptus (NickB), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link
They can censor Garu G but they can't take his gran's flange.
― a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh shit, they just deleted his post!
― Krampus Interruptus (NickB), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:35 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah they deleted another post of his yesterday.
― What are you doing here? (dog latin), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Australia's deeply annoying Nudie Smoothies have made an exciting move into the world of fruit juices:
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7640/photooja.jpg
ugh
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 December 2010 08:01 (thirteen years ago) link
aaaaargh it's like a brutal hybrid of Innocent Smoothies and Aussie Shampoo
probably tastes like one too
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 08:03 (thirteen years ago) link
surprisingly it tastes like normal orange juice
only purchased it because the supermarket had it on sale at half price btw
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 December 2010 08:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd like to briefly get on my high-horse about Aussie Shampoo btw!!
Those fuckers are all over the tube with their ultra-matey advertising!!
It makes me bloody sick!!!
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 08:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I am not aware of 'Aussie Shampoo' but if I was in charge of marketing, the tagline would be "its cool bro we're washing your hair with industrial chemicals".
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 December 2010 08:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Has anyone else tried the limited edition Innocent Christmas sprout smoothie? It's festively yummy and it comes with a little knitted Santa hat.
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 18 December 2010 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link
are you TRYING to giving louis an embolism, james?
― this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
i am crying right now
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link
i believe that's a symptom... call the doc.
― this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
people using sprouts as a "joke" are the same sort of despicable philistines who go "lol 4'33"
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
like sprouts are fucking A and fuiud
Heh, "100% australian owned" shd be a forum ownage jpg
― Pashmina, Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link
sprouts are waste
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
this guy ^ knows what's up, sry vague
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
this is what happens when cultural pessimism overtakes a man, beset as he is by a longing for some vanished albion of boiled stodge, longlife milk, striking miners, bomb shelters, marc bolan, thomas de quincey, john donne etc
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
dont trust anything that comes from brussels amirite
― indian food 3: electric tandoori (history mayne), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link
hey I did an essay on de Quincey the other day, dude's a real fucken gnostic, smashes the beat poets and most of the Romantics at their own game
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link
if Innocent had a laudanum smoothie I would approve of their business
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
and I would be already dead or living with a hooker trying to learn the complete works of Herodotus
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link
laudanum smoothie!
could work
could def work
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 18 December 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Just now on YouTube...
":\This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.Sorry about that."
Some thoughts:
a) I live in the UK, so WTF I can't watch a video from a UK TV channel?b) :\ <<< stop that shit now.c) "Sorry about that." <<< fuck offd) FUCKe) OFF
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 19 December 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
These lot take the biscuit.
http://www.treaclemoon.net/product_images/product_story_ginger_on.jpg
― like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.treaclemoon.net/product_images/product_story_lemonade_on.jpg
― like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't actually tell from their website what the fuck it is that they make.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Bath and shower gel. My gf has some.
http://www.treaclemoon.net/news.html <- They also encourage their customers to come up with blurbs describing the "fairy tale place" the smell of the bath gel takes them to. The results are horrifying.
― like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.treaclemoon.net/product_images/stefan_brazzo_aug10.jpg
"I am dreaming, the soft chocolate frothy milk is all around me, swirls of thick chocolate surround my toes, ripples expand revealing my little belly button and gentle waves crash against my silky neck... I awake from my dream and enjoy the rest of my bath in Chocolate Dreams."
― WE HAVE A 15-YEAR-OLD ENROLLED, DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
a furry tale place
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link
scat's entertainment...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link