I thought they were the same thing?
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link
.....
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Today's terrible idea: invent an all "American" casserole called "Sister Golden Hair Surprise"
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Sligohasu - Irish version of same
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link
would it be categorized as a 'hotdish' abbott?
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't know where the ______ surprise/hotdish worlds overlap tbh.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:13 (5 minutes ago)
Ok, yes, having a casserole with the word "hair" in its name is a terrible idea, especially if that word is followed by "surprise."
― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link
I was thinking it could be angel hair pasta.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe both people eat it, starting at opposite sides, until they meet in the middle.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Or maybe there's a surprise in the middle, and you serve it with a little placard saying "would you eat me in the middle?"
Mersebox - Limited edition diamante encrusted cigar box filled with vials of Paul Merson's pancreatic/seminal/cerebrospinal/septic fluids
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
no. i mean, yes. in a 'no' way.
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link
change your facebook name to 'You' and then like everything in your newsfeed. so that when people see items that you've liked, all they see is "You likes this"
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Friday, 26 November 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't tell if the bad grammar helps or hinders your terrible idea.
― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 26 November 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
or the fact that it would say, for example, "You Robinson likes this"
― O⎠o⎠O⎠o⎠O (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 November 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
"Your self likes this"
― mormon's marmots (crüt), Friday, 26 November 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
How about an account called "Your mother", so teenagers will see "Your mother likes this" and be instantly put off fro liking whatever it is themselves.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 26 November 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
orange scented surgical masks from Airborne to wear on flights that give you high doses of Vitamin C while protecting you from germs on the plane3 cents to make, sell for 6 bucks
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 November 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link
That's not a terrible idea, as long as you're the one making the money from the masks.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 27 November 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
a mask that delivers vitamin c would be expensive and impossible to make
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 November 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link
that Facebook account should be called 'Nobody'
― underrated aeroflot disasters i have wikisearched (acoleuthic), Sunday, 28 November 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
he who talks loud, saying nothing
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Sunday, 28 November 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
"nobody robinson likes this"
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 November 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link
"nobody but robinson likes this"
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 28 November 2010 07:42 (thirteen years ago) link
xp the mask delivers vitamin c because you eat it.
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 November 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link
a t.v. show hosted by Patti LaBelle where she counsels trouble teens and sets them on the right path called SAVED BY LABELLE
― Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link
SO it's like edible underwear?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
if we were talking for real, let's say it's an orange scented surgical mask that comes with a little pouch of granulated Vitamin C dust. Chug the dust, doff the mask, it'll keep you safe and well on your flight
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
That's a great advertising slogan:
'Chug the DUST - Wear the MASK'
I can imagine a plan full of guys in foil print tattoo t-shirts wearing orange masks shouting (a bit muffled) "fuck yeah!"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 29 November 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Beeps has taken to asking for Orange Dust instead of orange juice. We weren't sure if she had been given some Tang somewhere, so we asked what she was talking about. She said orange juice tastes like orange dust to her, ergo…
But it made me think about this mask thing. How hard would it be to have inside the mask a pouch filled with dry orange pulp? Surely that pulp they take out of pulpless orange juice has to go somewhere, right? I'm thinking we get with Tropicana and offer them a solution to disposing of their waste byproducts.
― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 29 November 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Or since the dust is orange coloured, maybe we could use vitamin C enriched Cheeto/Wotsits dust?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 29 November 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
My terrible idea was enacted last night:
"Nuclear Winterval" - where we all get together to watch The War Game and Threads and public information films about what to do in the event of the bomb dropping. And also eat mince pies.
― emil.y, Monday, 29 November 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link
awes
― rouxymuzak (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 November 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I had this terrible idea today while travelling by bus. It follows on from the 'book of pictures of things written in the dirt on white vans' idea, and is this: a book of Zen koans and other BRANE ASPLODE type slogans written in the dust on the back of a bus. Seems that the backs of buses are especially dusty. Anyway, today I saw the phrase 'I AM CLEAN' written in the dust on the back of a bus. It is the exact opposite property (the bus is dirty not clean) that enables the message to be written in the first place.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 29 November 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
tumblr to book deal imo
― rouxymuzak (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 November 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
hoxton bro-scene energy drink called 'fuselage' that contains 4x the recommended daily limit of viagra
― rmad and dangerous (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Jaar .jar binks - Limited edition archive of novelty fileformat videoblogs from Chilean techno wunderkind
― rouxymuzak (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Illegal drug called "Time Machine" that puts you in a coma for a year
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link
book idea: "Zombies Be All..." goofus and gallant style race-based comedy LOL zombie mash.
― fa fa fa fa fa (Zachary Taylor), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Tonight's terrible idea - this post. My previous post is a serious terrible idea that I've been coming back to in my head for several days. I work in a bookstore, and I see the things that are published as if they are a "take a memo, ""Racist Zombie Book"", I want a draft by Monday".
I want to make a book that is full of racist zombie comedy. "Black people are all "I like to eat ribs", Zombies be all "RIBBZZZZ" , White people are all like brainy, Zombies be all BRAINZZZ; with funny pictures. I'm not trying to hurt people with racism, I'm positing a terrible idea that is full of racism.
I'm also sorry I posted on this sub-forum and disrupted the flow of an exchange I've enjoyed lurking. I regret everything I post on the Internet these days. I hope this is the last post under this identity. I can't even get into the gmail account linked to it. It would be okay to make these posts go away.
in conclusion, I suck and my posts suck, and my terrible ideas suck, but they are terrible.
I'm quite a clever fellow in real life, my friends are often terribly amused. I don't mean friends exactly. Some people I know. at my job. I'm all like "RACIST ZOMBIE HUMOUR BOOK!!!" and they're all like "okey doke"
I could just keep typing. I may be sick, I've had a strange taste in my mouth all evening.
sorry.
― fa fa fa fa fa (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link
You may want to ease off the cherries and ice cream, Zachary Taylor.
― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 07:43 (thirteen years ago) link
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 02:47 (Yesterday)
aka Light Speed
― ball (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 07:46 (thirteen years ago) link
aka Flight of the Navagator
Zachary Taylor have you spent any time on Cape of Good Hope?
― gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 11:34 (thirteen years ago) link
A moustache that is underneath the bottom lip, called an 'Under 'Tache'.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Zeedonk - Donk microgenre from Frisian Islands, 160 bpm see shanties with electro stabs and sick lyrics about fishing, drunken violence in depressed fishing towns
― lex eduction horror (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Put a donk on Brel's 'Amsterdam'.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
otm
― lex eduction horror (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link
undertache is a soul patch, no?
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I was thinking that by careful combing/training it could be made to resemble an upside-down 'tache.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link