hipster jay cutler

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son of a

omar little, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

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Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

haha damn that is mad irritating

Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

markers, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

hipster jay http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

what's with this cat jpg all over

coughed @ "j. walter bongstein" (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

what cat jpg

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

www.hatcat.jpg

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

tavaris jackson

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

www.hatcat.jpg

― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:49

someone needs to make a .jpg top-level domain a reality immediately

markers, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

srsly

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/cutttler.jpg

omar little, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link

lololol

old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

BEST!

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

K-Lassik!!! lol

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 25 November 2010 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://mimg.ugo.com/201011/64549/cuts/captain-america-movie-4_480_poster.jpg

earlnash, Thursday, 25 November 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Is Jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg also Captain America?

earlnash, Thursday, 25 November 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

cutty needs a "Jay Damon" shirt

pretty hat machine (crüt), Thursday, 25 November 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i53.tinypic.com/14400hu.jpg

markers, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

<3

daria-g, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

sasha not feeling joe manchin (right?) there

first as tragedy, then as favre (goole), Saturday, 27 November 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Hipster http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg = Hitler?

ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Wait, something went massively wrong with that post why is that cat?

ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh nevermind I see

ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh also someone already made that joke. Fuck.

ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 November 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Sharpen up some http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpgy.

http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 27 November 2010 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

C[/i]ulter.

http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 27 November 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Cut[/i]ler

http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 27 November 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Does http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg only become http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg on the hipster Jay http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg thread or will it do http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg when I type http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg on a non-http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg thread?

ball (Hurting 2), Saturday, 27 November 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

man i can still find no video or photograph of the Quesadilla Incident :(

dj plain ole m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 January 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

dude needs some protection

side order of bootyflakes (jdchurchill), Sunday, 18 September 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

I think the offensive line is getting worse. They definitely have not made it better. Letting Kreutz go was pretty stupid, but the Bears are cheap and I think they decided they didn't want to pay him what he wanted.

earlnash, Monday, 19 September 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

Thank you for winning me my fantasy game this week, Hipster Jay Cutler.

boxall, Monday, 19 September 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17lisp0g799ayjpg/original.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 3 May 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

If I didn't already know it, I'd never in a thousand years peg that guy as a starting qb in the NFL. He looks like a doughy Patrick Dempsey.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link

he looks like he knows

nakhchivan, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

oh man at first i thought he was wearing crocs

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

he looks like harland williams

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

what percentage of starting qbs in the nfl are better than jay cutler? like 45% or something?

nakhchivan, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

what percentage of starting qbs in the nfl are better than jay cutler? like 45% or something?

― nakhchivan, Thursday, May 3, 2012 7:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

uhm i dunno about percentages, he's probably a top 10-12 guy though

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

so was he being unfairly patronized in 10-11? or were ppl saying he was merely failing to achieve his potential ? or is he just hateful/risible for reasons that can't be gleaned from a quick skim of his wikipedia page

nakhchivan, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

you mean in this thread? he wasnt doing too great those years because he went from a team with good offense talent, to a team with bad, which i guess magnified his flaws. i think there's more widespread recognition after this past season that he's a really good player who's doing everything he can to win with some crummy players around him.

the reason people dont like him isnt really related to the quality of his play, hes just seen as sort of a goofy-goober-douche** who talks a lot of shit on the field. he also played at Vanderbilt which has a preppy/fratty rep, and i think thats followed him

**http://i.imgur.com/ozNEl.gif

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

I think people just hate the dude's face. He's just got an aloof smugness in his face which I think is more just how he looks that makes people hate him. It's kind of like how Jim Breuer just always looks stoned (even when not). People like the rah rah polical science types or the aw shucks I'm going to drink a six pack and shuck some oysters after the game then go huntin' or even physical freak gift of god types and the Cutler is just none of those.

Cutler isn't great, but he's got enough skills with what the Bears do usually do well, they should be able to hang with the superpower QB clubs. He's got to stay healthy too.

Let's see who is ahead...

The legends and soon to be
Rogers
Brees
Brady
Manning (bionic - probably still)

Big time winners (but sometimes have won ugly)
Manning (little bro')- Really not too pretty and kind of considered a f-up at points, but hey now he has won it all twice.
Rofflesburger- Kind of the same, looked fugly down the stretch gotten broke down.

Really Cutler wins with the Bears, you will file him here. The M.O. the Bears are setup really is the same as the Giants and Steelers - win by pass rush.

The guys that are pretty good, but not the long term success or big wins.
Newton
Stafford
Ryan
Romo - statistically really one of the best evah, but he has both flubbed it when it counted and kind of has the face you would love to smack like Cutler, except a bit more pretty.
Rivers - was really on the cusp, but last season kind of sucked
Vick is a total x-factor. Hard still to compare him.

I can't really put Fitzgerald or Flacco even above Cutler, but they are solid on a crappy team and a great team that can't get over.

What's left
Palmer - he was good at one point. Now?
Sanchez can't go there
Dalton - do it again, could get good
Freeman - maybe better, maybe not. Didn't help squadush last year.
Schaub - better and has better players around him, but cannot stay healthy.
Hasselbeck - was better at one point and played ok at points, but can't say much better if better
Alex Smith - nice season, great game against Saints

So yeah Cutler about ranks where he ranks, deal is that I think he has enough skills to hold them around against the top guns.

earlnash, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

i dont really mind him though. i like QBs who talk shit, i dont get why it bugs people so much

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

culter in the booth! i am extremely hype for this. he's either going to be terrible or amazing, surely.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 May 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link

goodnight sweet prince

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 May 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

HE'S BACK, BABY!!!

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/20267198/miami-dolphins-jay-cutler-agree-one-year-deal

nomar, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link

really stoked about this

frogbs, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

paraphrasing a deadspin comment but, the dolphins managed to sign a qb who doesn't care enough to avoid signing a qb who cares too much.

nomar, Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:33 (six years ago) link

eh I'll defend them on that one. Cutler's worked with Gase in the past and IMO he's a better QB in that system than Kaepernick would be. the fact that Kaep doesn't have a job right now is still insane though.

frogbs, Monday, 7 August 2017 18:09 (six years ago) link

DAVIE, Fla. -- Quarterback Jay Cutler looked the "same" during his first day of practice with the Miami Dolphins, coach Adam Gase said Tuesday.

RIP dolphins

nomar, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link

the Kaep situation is really gross but I agree with frogbs, this was a "break glass if in need of QB that knows Gase's system already and fast" move.

RAvens signing an arena league backup over Kaep has more eyebrow raising for me

Neanderthal, Sunday, 13 August 2017 22:38 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

How you like me now?

earlnash, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

not much

given how dismal cutler has been all season, and how much better he was last night, you can credibly concoct a scenario where gase looked ahead to this season, brought cutler in, and planned everything around winning this one game. a game that miami always wins.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link

JC has had a couple other good starts. Really, he has been about as good as ever has been overall which is mediocre/middling.

He is definitely not the basement.

earlnash, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:44 (six years ago) link

"Jay Cutler is ahead of Kurt Warner, Joe Namath, Troy Aikman and Terry Bradshaw in TD passes. ... Cutler has supreme arm talent." —@RealSkipBayless pic.twitter.com/Tp9q8szv8B

— FOX Sports (@FOXSports) December 12, 2017

omar little, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

...Skip, no

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link

Cutler's a second-rate Favre who never really had the benefit of playing on a great team. for all the grief Chicagoans gave him I thought he had a lot of really good games w/ them.

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler have been stuck in the Bahamas with her hairstylist for 22 days THREAD pic.twitter.com/z5dXQzjllX

— claire (@clairecdowns) April 6, 2020

good thread

na (NA), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

lol

El Tomboto, Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:58 (four years ago) link

mildly disappointed they didn’t get stuck there

El Tomboto, Sunday, 19 April 2020 04:59 (four years ago) link

It really was just a matter of time, right?

earlnash, Monday, 27 April 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/NBHGgsn.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 1 May 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

jay cutler & tomi lahren are dating?

— Sarah Spain (@SarahSpain) September 3, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link

DOOOOOOOOOONNNNNT CAAAAAAAARE
DO U?

frogbs, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:40 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

where's the damn quesadilla video

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 17:10 (two years ago) link

ugh I guess 12 years ago I thought it was ok to use the r word, dumb asshole :/

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 December 2021 02:24 (two years ago) link


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