Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

p sure nakh means moral value

I realise it was a joek and I feel like the worst kind of pedantic churl tbh

the worst kind of pedantic .churl

http://www.ilx.ch/

Good work chaps.

couldn't resist another post, in response to some pro innocent bastards

lol at whoever posted as stevem

I would set off at around 7.15am each morning to attend to any jobs I had. Fruit.

yeah those last two posts are gr8

If you have a problem with the price of the Smoothies, don't buy them, they're not forcing you to. Yes, they are more expensive than a piece of fruit because you're paying for someone to come up with the flavour combination, someone to design the bottle, an ad, the bottle itself, someone to be in charge of paying all the people who do this. I'm sure Innocent don't mind the VAT going towards schools and hospitals because none of it goes towards making sure that politicians can make massive expense claims to the tune of more than a lot of people earn in a year...

that's a great idea whenever i'm up for tax evasion

NOT PAYING FOR YOUR BLOODY DUCK ISLANDS IS A CIVIC PROTEST

love it when people say "you have to pay for the cost of the marketing" like it's a special treat

the reason i moved all those companies offshore and got my secretary to file fake tax returns is cuz i'll be DAMNED if i'm gonna subsidise some bloody fancy house of bleedin commons monogrammed stationery

Tax evaders are are greatest national heroes

find it hard to believe a real human being would actually of their own accord defend innocent smoothies

If you have a problem with the price of the genocides, don't support the Khmer Rouge, even though they're forcing you to. Yes, they are more expensive than machetes because you're paying for someone to come up with the extermination camps, someone to design the infrastructure, the propaganda, the torture techniques themselves, someone to be in charge of paying all the people who do this. I'm sure righteous citizens don't mind the support going towards death and terror because none of it goes towards making sure that politicians can make massive expense claims to the tune of more than a lot of people earn in a year...

Apparently they were going to charge VAT on fat, cats, mats, tat, bats and hats... but it wasn't quite ridiculous enough an idea.

Posted by: Hayes | November 24, 2010 at 11:33 PM

Hayes I've had enough of your antics. What do I pay you for? Just clear your desk and get out - there are plenty of people out there who would've grabbed this opportunity with bear hands but this is how you'd rather spend your time. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Mr Frost | Nov 25, 2010 4:02:01 PM

have worked as a plumber in southern Ireland since 1986.

At that time my wife was working in the local bookmakers shop and she would eat an apple each day before work.

I would set off at around 7.15am each morning to attend to any jobs I had. Fruit.

In the end one morning I arrived at a house and the man who owned it had passed away.

Grow up the lot of you.

Posted by: Noel | November 25, 2010 at 03:33 PM

Huge LOLS!

recent comments
Kevin Shields-Talbot on I can't go for VAT
Ffyfe Dinglefield on I can't go for VAT
angry mum on I can't go for VAT
Noel on I can't go for VAT
Mr Frost on I can't go for VAT
Matthew Fluxington Perpetua on I can't go for VAT
nabisco on I can't go for VAT
Elaine Lambert on the final hat of the week 2010
Ooh Aah Cantaloop on I can't go for VAT
Tuomas on I can't go for VAT

We all have to pay our taxes to the stinking Eurocrats. Even me and I'm just a banana.

I would have spoken out sooner but I was worried they would have me liquidated.

Posted by: Ffyfe Dinglefield

Awesome.

nabisco otm.

http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/2010/11/the-final-hat-of-the-week-2010.html

^ Garu G to comments plz

Congrats on both of these hats, they are both fandabbydoo!!! x

Posted by: Natalie | November 24, 2010 at 09:00 PM

Garu G has commented...

Not in the knit-a-granny thread he hasn't :(

ronan/noel on fire. classic material.

been considering writing a series of letters to public figures in the style of "noel"

do it, whinetize it, make some cash on a coffee table book. would be well earned.

whinetize?

monetize, via the medium of tumblr

lol denzel

Well played Garu, the boy done great

They can censor Garu G but they can't take his gran's flange.

Oh shit, they just deleted his post!

yeah they deleted another post of his yesterday.

Australia's deeply annoying Nudie Smoothies have made an exciting move into the world of fruit juices:

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7640/photooja.jpg

ugh

aaaaargh it's like a brutal hybrid of Innocent Smoothies and Aussie Shampoo

probably tastes like one too

surprisingly it tastes like normal orange juice

only purchased it because the supermarket had it on sale at half price btw

I'd like to briefly get on my high-horse about Aussie Shampoo btw!!

Those fuckers are all over the tube with their ultra-matey advertising!!

It makes me bloody sick!!!

I am not aware of 'Aussie Shampoo' but if I was in charge of marketing, the tagline would be "its cool bro we're washing your hair with industrial chemicals".

Has anyone else tried the limited edition Innocent Christmas sprout smoothie? It's festively yummy and it comes with a little knitted Santa hat.

are you TRYING to giving louis an embolism, james?

i am crying right now

i believe that's a symptom... call the doc.

people using sprouts as a "joke" are the same sort of despicable philistines who go "lol 4'33"

like sprouts are fucking A and fuiud

Heh, "100% australian owned" shd be a forum ownage jpg

sprouts are waste

this guy ^ knows what's up, sry vague

this is what happens when cultural pessimism overtakes a man, beset as he is by a longing for some vanished albion of boiled stodge, longlife milk, striking miners, bomb shelters, marc bolan, thomas de quincey, john donne etc

dont trust anything that comes from brussels amirite