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This whole "unconditional love, not like the deceiving neediness of spouses" thing is weird too. The more I think about it, the more I wonder what the fuck unconditional love would look like and why it'd be such a good thing to have. When you have a relationship with another human being I think the notion that if you behave like an asshole it will have consequences in their regard for you is good and necessary, really.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah im imagining dude in a candyland world sliding down rainbows with a dog licking his face or something

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

unconditional love is for parents.

s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

and ya... that reminds me of the onion article abotu the woman who always ruins her vacations because she thinks her cats miss her.

i love my cat and i'm sure she's attached to me in some way, being her only "roommate" for hte last 12 years or so but let's not go crazy here. as long as she's nice and does funny shit now and then we're cool. not gonna dress her up and sit her down at the dinner table any time soon.

s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

my parents are good friends with people who are okay w/ not having children because they have dogs. makes me want to slap and them and just be like wtf is going on in your head

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, June 15, 2008 10:50 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol yes: kind of makes me want kids so i don't end up one of these people.

banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I went to Walgreens last night to buy a Father's Day card, and they had sections for cards from sons, daughters, grandchildren, and pets.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 16 June 2008 02:43 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I like this forum already and this is only my first post. Ace.

-- linea, Monday, 30 June 2008 16:49 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 30 June 2008 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link

oh god I've made all of two? three? posts over the span of two? three? weeks and I've ended up as a thread. (?)

I'm not witty enough for this, guys.

-- salsa shark, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 5:50 PM (4 hours ago)

Ol Bertie Dastard, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:51 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ Game recognise game

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know who that Plies guy is, but he looks like he's trying too hard...

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:03 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Really, Plies isn't trying hard enough.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 10 July 2008 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link

haha otm

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

me and my Gz shoplift sweets from newsagents all the time. addicted 2 da game.

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

In no particular order

1. Erykah Badu, New Amerykah part one (4th world war)
2. Gnarls Barkley - The odd Couple
3. Goldfrapp - Seventh Tree
4. Al Green--Lay It Down
5. Vampire Weekend
6. Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
7. Fleet Foxes – s/t
8. MGMT – Oracular Spectacular
9. Portishead – Third
10. Sigur Ros--Med Sud I Eyrum Vid Spilum Endalaust

-- canfan, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:22 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link

no feist no cred

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

pokemon combat rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HVzH2cnfeU

-- webinar, Thursday, July 24, 2008 7:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 July 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

^^czn

gr8080, Friday, 25 July 2008 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Plies gives unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.

spaghetti, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link

jess doesn't like new age, whadadick

r1o natsume, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:32 (fifteen years ago) link

this thread needs more jay z vs nas keystyles

r1o natsume, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:34 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost is harvell still on this forum?

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah posting as 'deeznuts'

max, Saturday, 26 July 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link

was gonna say roy division

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 July 2008 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link

who the fuck are all these unfunny new people who post like 8 million times a day

and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

im looking at you captainlorax/oilyrags/rabiesangentlemen etc etc

and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm not new!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:15 (fifteen years ago) link

captainlorax is mentally ill.

wilter, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:16 (fifteen years ago) link

who isn't?!

jaxon, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:52 (fifteen years ago) link

captainlorax is real?

J0rdan S., Friday, 1 August 2008 02:17 (fifteen years ago) link

hes posted wdyll pix

deej, Friday, 1 August 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I miss that pizza now that I no longer live in Arkansas.

-- еdë §téè£,

Always paranoid it's someone I know.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

they have pizza in arkansas?

carne asada, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0d3fcSk9dlewE/610x.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 1 August 2008 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Laurel in the new Ms Misery.

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 1 August 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

(xpost) is that a burgerpipe?

snoball, Friday, 1 August 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

eww xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 August 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

rjberry

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link

People who read a lot of literary fiction often like Sufjan or Jens in my experience.

- Treblekicker, Monday, October 13, 2008 8:35 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Monday, 13 October 2008 12:48 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah true also they like to listen to "this american life"

lil yawne (harbl), Monday, 13 October 2008 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link

and sip lattes!!!!!

s1ocki, Monday, 13 October 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Treblekicker isn't new is he?

Mooncalf (Raw Patrick), Monday, 13 October 2008 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah probably not, i did a quick search and saw some posts from 2006, but eh

some dude, Monday, 13 October 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

lolterary fiction

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

srrrrrrrrrrsly loving cameron carr btw whoever's pet project that is a++

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

haha^ have just noticed him today...classic material

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 17 October 2008 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

though somehow i find myself having earnest conversations with sockpuppets even though on another level of my brain i suspect they are sockpuppets.

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 17 October 2008 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

he was programmed to make shakey mo and b magill's heads explode

Edward III, Friday, 17 October 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

dude is hilar

ChuckStewart(no relation) (BigLurks), Friday, 17 October 2008 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

man I miss him already

come back cameron all is forgiven

Edward III, Friday, 17 October 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link


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