OKCupid.com, Pt.2- Afterparty! Hotel lobby! REMIX!

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You have to take out a subscription?? This is clearly where I have been going wrong.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Hang on, that 95% thing is insane. I can't get over 93 with /myself/.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

http://cif.rochester.edu/~xm/lol/republican.jpg

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Woos are getting me amazing results. I only discovered them after finding out that no-one responds to my messages, so I'm thinking that I need to construct a less poncey internet persona, or something.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

500 woos by sundown.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I have a vague and horrid suspicion that that's a RealDoll. I kind of hope so.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

My top two bi men matches are Martin Skidmore and Tuomas!

Also Teeny was top on my friends match list before. But then I must have answered some questions un-Teeny-like because she disappeared...

― Hanna (Hanna), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I am
athletic
,
sexual
and
dirty
.

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Friday, 11 June 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I miss Friendster.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Friendster is still there!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Jel probably deleted his account in a fit of self-loathing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I know, I know, but a lot of things are they with us, but it doesn't mean they are the same.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

nope my friendster account is still there!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link

BlimX0r! The girl I've built up quite a messaging friendship with and is 85% compatible with me studies music in Greenwich, and occasionally in Blackheath. She knows exactly where my flat is!

Should I ask her if she fancies a pint?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah! you might as well.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

What if she thinks I'm a creepy internet mentalist?!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

isn't she too? :)

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 11 June 2004 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I think you should call her one, first, casually, pre-emptively, and, then, ask her out.

crosspost

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

RJG, yes!!!

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

is that in response to my woo?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm really scared. What if she never messages me again?

This is much easier with real girls.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

real girls are boring.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

but dude, she is on okcupid!!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Why would she be talking to you if she didn't want to meet you?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha, right, girls aren't REALLY using this as a dating site, are they?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I asked her out! For a real life proper world drink! I am all excited.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I think you should look up her address on the electoral roll first and hang about outside her flat first, just as prep work.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

500-woos-by-sundown-girl messaged me! I think she is an invention.

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 11 June 2004 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

The honey trap!

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

STOP STEALING MY THUNDER, NABISCO!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm deleted, as of last night. i couldn't take it anymore.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Our relationship is really building! I think we're about to exchange social security numbers!

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 11 June 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahah!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't laugh at me, teeny, I've seen your profile and you only have half a head.

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 11 June 2004 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

You are going to have amputee-fetishists all over you.

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 11 June 2004 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco did you woo her first or was it unsolicited?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

coz you can go to prison for soliciting woo's.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

the best thing on myspace is people who have the wrong year set in their profile and they're all "i'm only 16" in the about me section

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

My top two bi men matches are Martin Skidmore and Tuomas!

Well, me and Martin showing together shouldn't be a surprise, since we're 95% soul brothers, at least according to OKCupid. What's your username, Hanna?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 12 June 2004 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Good luck, Matt! Tuomas and Hanna, I am delighted we are so well matched! Who knows what can come of these budding romances? (Well okay, we do know what will come of them, but I can dream.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 12 June 2004 10:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Martin takes everything naughty and turns it, uh, naughty.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 12 June 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

ok. listen to how pathetic i am.

my happiness over the last week or so has been solely dependent upon whether a girl responded to my mails.

christ.

― todd swiss (eliti), Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

That's what's amazing about these things. They have practically no actual-dating potential -- they're just like really ill-designed exercise grounds for examining your own desirability.

― nabiscothingy, Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

NO!!! I am going to meet my okcupid crush if it kills me! And then I will lose interest and delete myself. I had a dream that I met him and he had too wispy hair/was balding. I was upset.

― Carey (Carey), Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

RickyT has forsaken me -> I will never love again.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 13 June 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

well, i am going to Amsterdam with my OKC crush in September - for real.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 13 June 2004 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I love OKCupid hardcore dammnnnn, again. (Possibly I stopped for like a day, it seems alien and distant now). Lately people have been messaging me saying "wanna chat", and when I reply they COMPLETELY IGNORE ME, how bad can my prose style be over one message? Luckily I am also messaging 30,567 canadian goth chicks, little do they realise their rejections cannot hurt me.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 13 June 2004 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

That message reads kinda insane.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 13 June 2004 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link

(People I might actually meet: "this-is-me-being-all-naked-like" lady, posh London private schoolgirl).

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 13 June 2004 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

good work.

― todd swiss (eliti), Sunday, 13 June 2004 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

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