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I'm just gonna bust out the daisy cutter:

*bows head, locks thread*

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

so, no lie, as soon as I left the flat this morning outside on the sidewalk there was a giant hornet eating a cockroach

I could only snap shitty photos with my iphone camera, wish I had had a macro lens :(

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

!!

ENBB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

o_o

.\ /. (dayo), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

bear say hi to meat

for the next throbbing minutes (corey), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I imagine a very profound feeling of joy in that bear's heart

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

bears

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I had to kill a mouse in my apartment today and it gave me the same look as lil guy in the OP u_u

gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link

What kind of whale has that bear got? It looks like a Blue, in which case it must be a very young calf.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link

animals not getting eaten by other animals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5DKBWXFLGI

a dude who enjoys the parapet and the extension of one's neck above it (gr8080), Thursday, 9 December 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

could not get through that snapping turtle vid omg

arby's, Thursday, 9 December 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

gator latched onto the elephant so about to get stomped

arby's, Thursday, 9 December 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

nature is so evil

a cuter kind of annoying (latebloomer), Sunday, 12 December 2010 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

2:46 = O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

^ cannot be stressed enough

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

What a way to go :(
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not_goodwin, Monday, 20 December 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

poo!

mod help please?

not_goodwin, Monday, 20 December 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8rU-bLYM7Y

jerkstore cowboy (Pillbox), Monday, 20 December 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldpphnhUpj1qze93ao1_500.jpg

― keep amanda leared (corey), Monday, December 20, 2010 11:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

omg this could be best animal friends

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNNl_uWmQXE

Kerm, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9vxHN8_jSE

Kerm, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

God almighty, with this and the trypophobia thread I am getting that unpleasant kind of hot-brain feeling. That snapping turtle stuff upthread is beyond words, and may just have ruined Christmas for me.

Bill A, Thursday, 23 December 2010 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

be sure to visit The 100 Most Fascinatingly Disgusting Members Of The Animal Kindom

u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Thursday, 23 December 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

forks, my christmas present to you was letting you change the title of this thread

dayo, Friday, 31 December 2010 05:58 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh

gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i think forks was intimidated by the blank guyotatian abjection of the original and has cuddlified it, but we all know what's going on with these animals

Nedrag "Neđa" Mijatović (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 December 2010 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I requested this change, btw. the noise board needs yin and yang.

dayo, Friday, 31 December 2010 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link

same for u then w/ yr eastern mysticism

Nedrag "Neđa" Mijatović (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 December 2010 07:10 (thirteen years ago) link

btw is yin a name in china

Nedrag "Neđa" Mijatović (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 December 2010 07:10 (thirteen years ago) link

as a surname? yeah, but it's not too common

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_Chinese_surnames

my own is not very common either

dayo, Friday, 31 December 2010 07:12 (thirteen years ago) link

can u find out if there has been any sort of 'yin and yang' comedy duo? has it been suggested on the 'your terrible ideas' threads of any .cn ilx clones (which doubtless exist)

Nedrag "Neđa" Mijatović (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 December 2010 07:14 (thirteen years ago) link

so it just occurred to me after googling "daisy cutter" that when qbs yell "blue! 82!" they are actually just saying "destroy everything and everyone"

ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 07:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i know a woman named yin. she is taiwanese.

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Friday, 31 December 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

<img src=http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/files/2011/01/killer-whale-penis.jpg>;

What is that squid doing to the poor orca??

Cobra Laser-Face (Leee), Sunday, 30 January 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link

2:46 = O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, November 23, 2010 2:19 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cozen, Sunday, 30 January 2011 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12669308

gr8080, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

The tiger severed the lion's jugular vein in a single stroke with its paw, leaving the animal dying in a pool of blood, officials said.

gr8080, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The tiger severed the lion's jugular vein in a single stroke with its paw, leaving the animal dying in a pool of blood, officials said.

gr8080, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

so it's not just their prisons

bury my heart at wounded nerd (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

That’s cool! Way to adapt, water rats.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Monday, 28 October 2019 07:27 (four years ago) link

🐦[this is the best video ive ever seen pic.twitter.com/hmWsGpC4cW🕸
— boo (@lollypopthot) October 25, 2019🕸]🐦

This made my day

nathom, Monday, 28 October 2019 07:51 (four years ago) link

three months pass...
four months pass...

Fisticuffs 😂 pic.twitter.com/KCJnnad7la

— Theo Shantonas (@TheoShantonas) June 27, 2020

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 June 2020 05:51 (three years ago) link

long slappy bois

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Sunday, 28 June 2020 09:19 (three years ago) link

one year passes...
four months pass...

Orcas recorded killing and feeding on blue whales in brutal attacks

This research is the first to officially document these killings, including details about how orcas swim inside the mouth of the blue whale to eat its tongue just before it dies.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 27 January 2022 18:03 (two years ago) link

one day when the tonguing is done
we'll take our leave and go

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 January 2022 18:13 (two years ago) link


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