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these are horrible!

that first picture will haunt my dreams.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 herring gulls the awesome bastards

― a chick I wanted to pursue on OkCupid (country matters), Friday, 11 September 2009 13:00 (1 year ago)

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link

The messiest eaters are bacteria.

Aimless, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Love the miffed expression on the impaled fish's face.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

that poor mouse.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

expression on eater's face almost always >>>> expression on eaten's

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

That's not a toad, it's a demon.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

heron/fish a possible exception

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

This thread should be renamed "Worst Animal Friends"

― EDB, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 9:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark

totally support this...dunno if I will pull the trigger though

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.matterhorn1959.com/blog1/jim4.jpg

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

This is a valuable thread.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

that bear chasing the musk ox is intense

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Octopus/shark may be my favourite. What a badass!

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

full story here:

http://www.krtv.com/news/grizzly-versus-bison-the-rest-of-the-story/

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

they shd make a movie of it xp

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe don't watch this if you want any sleep in the next few days:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9A-oxUMAy8

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.krtv.com/images/Bear7.jpg ur pretty much fucked

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

its floating upward

markers, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

loooool i simultaneously posted that elsewhere

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:14 (thirteen years ago) link

WAAAAAAAAARRRRIIIOOOOOOOORRRRSSSSS COME OUT TO PLLLLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just gonna bust out the daisy cutter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GydyA_cVJNA

Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

greatwhitevssealion.mov

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

oh boyyyyyy, glad ta have ya back tamtam :D

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link

2:46 = O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg

the coffee of coffees (corey), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

(sorry about that)

the coffee of coffees (corey), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

This is a valuable thread.

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:10 (19 minutes ago)

glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

2:46 = O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuckin ell, you're not kidding.

I already posted the mouse/centipede one.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mazing

ENBB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

oh sorry, I had images disabled -_-

the coffee of coffees (corey), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

shelbylee40
3 hours ago
. dude your messed up lol seriously but anyways i liked the song what is that

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm just gonna bust out the daisy cutter:

*bows head, locks thread*

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

so, no lie, as soon as I left the flat this morning outside on the sidewalk there was a giant hornet eating a cockroach

I could only snap shitty photos with my iphone camera, wish I had had a macro lens :(

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

!!

ENBB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

o_o

.\ /. (dayo), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

bear say hi to meat

for the next throbbing minutes (corey), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I imagine a very profound feeling of joy in that bear's heart

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

bears

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I had to kill a mouse in my apartment today and it gave me the same look as lil guy in the OP u_u

gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link

What kind of whale has that bear got? It looks like a Blue, in which case it must be a very young calf.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link

animals not getting eaten by other animals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5DKBWXFLGI

a dude who enjoys the parapet and the extension of one's neck above it (gr8080), Thursday, 9 December 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

could not get through that snapping turtle vid omg

arby's, Thursday, 9 December 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

gator latched onto the elephant so about to get stomped

arby's, Thursday, 9 December 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

nature is so evil

a cuter kind of annoying (latebloomer), Sunday, 12 December 2010 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

2:46 = O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

^ cannot be stressed enough

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Here it is in case you haven't seen it yet. pic.twitter.com/vnC5RHLt8r

— Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) January 6, 2018

, Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:15 (six years ago) link

Yes! Cat.

Jeff, Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:25 (six years ago) link

looool

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link

ahahaha

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

The thread of that post is pretty good

I hope that damn squirrel is OK fuck to the cat FUCK TO HIM

— Roqayah Chamseddine (@roqchams) January 6, 2018

El Tomboto, Sunday, 7 January 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWaR1wUwq48

, Sunday, 7 January 2018 18:38 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/rzDn6to.gif

pplains, Sunday, 7 January 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link

a friend at work used to commute home on the interstate, and a flock of Canada geese took off from a pond near the road just as a semi truck was passing by one day. the air vacuum caught the last goose, ripped it from the air, and slammed it to the ground in front of his car. he reluctantly glanced at the front when he arrived home and the only evidence was a goose head-shaped impression on his license plate

mh, Monday, 8 January 2018 02:45 (six years ago) link

A snake fighting a cat while being eaten by a frog... pic.twitter.com/KShOaRnhU9

— Nature is Scary (@TheScaryNature) January 19, 2018

Jeff, Friday, 19 January 2018 11:51 (six years ago) link

https://media.giphy.com/media/10Hb3I73xDebfi/giphy.gif

Sanpaku, Saturday, 20 January 2018 23:17 (six years ago) link

oh my god that frog is tough as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Sunday, 21 January 2018 04:40 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

everything about that photo is perfect

Screaming into the void has never been easier (Sanpaku), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link

Alligator lizard fighting back from inside the belly of a King snake pic.twitter.com/HIxqSOwGnp

— Nature is Scary (@TheScaryNature) March 13, 2018

🔥🔥😂

Jeff, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 12:54 (six years ago) link

holy shit

i hope they managed to work out their differences and are now friends

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGludGaPKag

poor hare ;_;

how do they get this footage?

niels, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

After Bloodbath, The National Zoo’s Naked Mole-Rats Finally Choose Their Queen

Queens sexually repress all the other females in the colony, as well as the males they don’t want to mate with, preventing them from going through puberty.

The new colony transported to the National Zoo this summer was made up of 17 adult mole-rats. There are only 13 adults left. “Yeah, they’ve been fighting and killing each other,” Kearns says. “They have mole-rat wars to determine who’s going to be the queen or who’s going to breed with the queen. We’re hoping things will calm down a little bit now.”

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 04:27 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

:(

yuoowemeone, Friday, 11 January 2019 11:10 (five years ago) link

trypophobia thread

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 January 2019 11:17 (five years ago) link

fark

parasites are the alltime nightmare fuel creatures

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 January 2019 05:49 (five years ago) link

Yeah, pretty much the only creatures that give me the heeby-jeebies. I imagine that’s pretty baked into our brains though.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 12 January 2019 12:12 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

Among the more shocking observations was the spider-on-opossum interaction. Michael Grundler, a doctoral candidate at the University of Michigan and a co-author of the study, was alerted to the scene when he heard shuffling noises from a pile of leaves.

“We looked over and we saw a large tarantula on top of an opossum,” said Grundler in the press release. “The opossum had already been grasped by the tarantula and was still struggling weakly at that point, but after about 30 seconds it stopped kicking.”

The tarantula was described as being as big as a dinner plate, and the opossum about the size of a softball. It’s considered the first visual documentation of an opossum being preyed upon by a large mygalomorph spider, a group that includes tarantulas.

omar little, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 02:55 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

https://imgur.com/gallery/CG3utaJ

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/16/world/asia/wildlife-photographer.html
http://static01.nyt.com/images/2019/10/16/multimedia/16xp-foxrodent/16xp-foxrodent-jumbo.jpg

But while the image may have granted the marmot its 15 minutes of fame, the rodent did not survive its encounter with the fox, according to the BBC. The museum described the picture as “a powerful frame of both humor and horror” that “captures the drama and intensity of nature.”

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 17 October 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link

came here to post that. i'm the marmot and the fox is my crippling self doubt.

this one is also beautifully sad and funny:

https://www.nhm.ac.uk/resources/visit/wpy/2019/large/26.jpg

davey, Thursday, 17 October 2019 23:37 (four years ago) link

this is the best video ive ever seen pic.twitter.com/hmWsGpC4cW

— boo (@lollypopthot) October 25, 2019

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 October 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

:D

imago, Saturday, 26 October 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link

this is me and my kids

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 26 October 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

That’s cool! Way to adapt, water rats.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Monday, 28 October 2019 07:27 (four years ago) link

🐦[this is the best video ive ever seen pic.twitter.com/hmWsGpC4cW🕸
— boo (@lollypopthot) October 25, 2019🕸]🐦

This made my day

nathom, Monday, 28 October 2019 07:51 (four years ago) link

three months pass...
four months pass...

Fisticuffs 😂 pic.twitter.com/KCJnnad7la

— Theo Shantonas (@TheoShantonas) June 27, 2020

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 June 2020 05:51 (three years ago) link

long slappy bois

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Sunday, 28 June 2020 09:19 (three years ago) link

one year passes...
four months pass...

Orcas recorded killing and feeding on blue whales in brutal attacks

This research is the first to officially document these killings, including details about how orcas swim inside the mouth of the blue whale to eat its tongue just before it dies.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 27 January 2022 18:03 (two years ago) link

one day when the tonguing is done
we'll take our leave and go

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 January 2022 18:13 (two years ago) link


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