I want to write a song that rhymes "internationally known" with "interlibrary loan"
― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Sunday, 21 November 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link
twee literary indie is pretty terrible
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Monday, 22 November 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
cuckoo four loko puffs
― straight old fashioned, virgin (another al3x), Monday, 22 November 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.foodcomm.org.uk/parentsjury/Awards%20Feb03/coco_pops.jpg"My name's Lokoand I live in a treeI drink alcohol for breakfastregularlyI sleep in acardboard boxBut I'd rather have a bowl ofLoko Pops, oh yeah...
<voiceover> Loko Pops are so alcoholic, they even turn your piss brown."
So... I'd rather have a bowlof Loko Pops. <disco synth tom sound>"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 22 November 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Terrible idea for an elaborate joke involving dropping a pachyderm on top of someone like a comedy piano routine. This will be called "The Elephant Of Surprise".
― The Great Cool Lulu who sleeps in Riley... (dog latin), Monday, 22 November 2010 11:02 (thirteen years ago) link
could be a good name for a magic trick
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 22 November 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
or an elephant
Trying hard not to read Snoball's lyrics to the tune of Luka.
― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 22 November 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Calling your child something like Coughboughtoughroughthoughthrough to teach it many of the idiosyncrasies of the English language by the time it's learnt to spell its name.
― The Great Cool Lulu who sleeps in Riley... (dog latin), Monday, 22 November 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link
That child might be the offspring of Frank Bough?http://hub.tv-ark.org.uk/images/presenters/images/presenters_b/frankboughnw74-01.jpg
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh and re: helium filled furniture, a van passed by me today with 'BUOYANT FURNITURE' written on the side. It was going over a humped-back bridge at the time, and there was a noticeable 'lift' as it went over the top.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Do you live inside a Richard Scarry book.
― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Well now you mention it, the van was being driven by a raccoon wearing lederhosen.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 22 November 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Richard Scarry Moving Company: Specialists in buoyant furniture, anthropomorphism and labeling things with their proper noun names
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 November 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
A W-bend to replace U-bends in plumbing so you can store twice as much crud in there before you need to clean it out.
― Lindsey Lohan is the new Extreme Noise Terror (onimo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link
a plumbing school in Bend, Oregon, called U-Bend. the name would have trifold significance, viz.:
― lonely is as lonely does, lonely is an eeyore (unregistered), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Pacqyderm - Filipino skincare clinic franchise
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
footboxing - five minutes of football followed by both teams pairing up and beating the shit out of each other for a round, winner determined by goals or knockout, whichever reaches 4 first
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought they were the same thing?
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link
.....
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Today's terrible idea: invent an all "American" casserole called "Sister Golden Hair Surprise"
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Sligohasu - Irish version of same
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link
would it be categorized as a 'hotdish' abbott?
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't know where the ______ surprise/hotdish worlds overlap tbh.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:13 (5 minutes ago)
Ok, yes, having a casserole with the word "hair" in its name is a terrible idea, especially if that word is followed by "surprise."
― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link
I was thinking it could be angel hair pasta.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe both people eat it, starting at opposite sides, until they meet in the middle.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Or maybe there's a surprise in the middle, and you serve it with a little placard saying "would you eat me in the middle?"
Mersebox - Limited edition diamante encrusted cigar box filled with vials of Paul Merson's pancreatic/seminal/cerebrospinal/septic fluids
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
no. i mean, yes. in a 'no' way.
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link
change your facebook name to 'You' and then like everything in your newsfeed. so that when people see items that you've liked, all they see is "You likes this"
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Friday, 26 November 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't tell if the bad grammar helps or hinders your terrible idea.
― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 26 November 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
or the fact that it would say, for example, "You Robinson likes this"
― O⎠o⎠O⎠o⎠O (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 November 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
"Your self likes this"
― mormon's marmots (crüt), Friday, 26 November 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
How about an account called "Your mother", so teenagers will see "Your mother likes this" and be instantly put off fro liking whatever it is themselves.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 26 November 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
orange scented surgical masks from Airborne to wear on flights that give you high doses of Vitamin C while protecting you from germs on the plane3 cents to make, sell for 6 bucks
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 November 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link
That's not a terrible idea, as long as you're the one making the money from the masks.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 27 November 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
a mask that delivers vitamin c would be expensive and impossible to make
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 November 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link
that Facebook account should be called 'Nobody'
― underrated aeroflot disasters i have wikisearched (acoleuthic), Sunday, 28 November 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
he who talks loud, saying nothing
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Sunday, 28 November 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
"nobody robinson likes this"
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 November 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link
"nobody but robinson likes this"
― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 28 November 2010 07:42 (thirteen years ago) link
xp the mask delivers vitamin c because you eat it.
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 November 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link
a t.v. show hosted by Patti LaBelle where she counsels trouble teens and sets them on the right path called SAVED BY LABELLE
― Independent contractor Who manages a Road Show exclusive to Sams Club. (Nijoli), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link
SO it's like edible underwear?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
if we were talking for real, let's say it's an orange scented surgical mask that comes with a little pouch of granulated Vitamin C dust. Chug the dust, doff the mask, it'll keep you safe and well on your flight
― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 November 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
That's a great advertising slogan:
'Chug the DUST - Wear the MASK'
I can imagine a plan full of guys in foil print tattoo t-shirts wearing orange masks shouting (a bit muffled) "fuck yeah!"
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 29 November 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Beeps has taken to asking for Orange Dust instead of orange juice. We weren't sure if she had been given some Tang somewhere, so we asked what she was talking about. She said orange juice tastes like orange dust to her, ergo…
But it made me think about this mask thing. How hard would it be to have inside the mask a pouch filled with dry orange pulp? Surely that pulp they take out of pulpless orange juice has to go somewhere, right? I'm thinking we get with Tropicana and offer them a solution to disposing of their waste byproducts.
― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 29 November 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Or since the dust is orange coloured, maybe we could use vitamin C enriched Cheeto/Wotsits dust?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 29 November 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
My terrible idea was enacted last night:
"Nuclear Winterval" - where we all get together to watch The War Game and Threads and public information films about what to do in the event of the bomb dropping. And also eat mince pies.
― emil.y, Monday, 29 November 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link