BIG HOOS SANDWICH TRAITOR

let him

the habanero underworld is onto me

the official 1p3 stance on big hoos' lunch today is "starve"

this is my meal of the day yo so at least i am glad i will have cheesesticks

I could feed all 1p3 with the money you're spending on this abomination

p sure eating money wld be ever worse than eating dominos

ITS HERE

http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Dominos-Oven-Baked-Sandwich-Box.jpg

countdown to thunderpants.jpg

perhaps appropriately i am listening to 'enchanted porkfist'

I just felt...a great disturbance in the Force

"from melt-in-the-oven to make-you-regret-your-birth"

was out with this girl, gave her my jacket, the jacket had my wallet in it

with this new-found masochistic streak I wouldn't be surprised if our HOOS gets dizzy on the idea she'll run away and never give it back

Buddhist ideals of shed possessions, songwriting material, courtly unrequited love, catharsis etc

only what he is giving away now is the right to a harmonious digestive system

http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Sweet-Spicy-Habanero-Chicken-Sandwich-from-Dominos.jpg

otm

so excited

*plop*

poppich

this is less like a sandwich and more like some cardboard with some chicken thats been fished out of a chicken noodle soup bowl and some greased up dole pineapple slices

hoos this sandwich has negatively impacted my faith in the essential goodness of the cosmos

my lunch cost <1.00 and it beats this sandwich's ass on live tv every night for a full calendar year

i still don't understand why hoos didn't order a pizza

also GO TO THE STORE

xp because he hates God

feel like i could get randy moss about that sandwich

yo i will go to the store with a quickness as soon as i have my plastic funds

til then these cheese sticks are hollow and empty of cheese, like my soul

HOOS,

light, crusty bread,

salt,

and olive oil.

purge.

btw recent study on olive oil indicates the cheap stuff is as good as the posh stuff so design your own boutique label and wear a monocle and just fuckin go to town

http://www.scottrobertsweb.com/images/dominos-oven-baked-chicken-habanero-sandwich-4.jpg

my god my god
lama sabachthani

that is a zillion times more repellent than goatse

I feel like hoos shouldn't be slammed TOO unmercifully

on the other hand, he paid some millionaires to give him some cardboard to eat

man, those pineapples...

fyi aeroboot the really top-qual eastern-med import stuff (not by any means necc most expensive) that you get at certain market stalls/electrical supply stores is by several degrees more fragrant/powerful/invigorating than the supermarket extra-virgin biznatch

dont say biznatch

don't eat domino sandwich JINX PADLOCK

more like lama ani saba l'cha am I right

daaaaaaaaaaaamn i have just been hardsonned in a sandwich beef

fyi aeroboot the really top-qual eastern-med import stuff (not by any means necc most expensive) that you get at certain market stalls/electrical supply stores is by several degrees more fragrant/powerful/invigorating than the supermarket extra-virgin biznatch

I know that that's what you'd naturally think but - trying to hunt it down now, I just read it the other day - blind test with expert olive oil dudes revealed no diff btwn super-kvlt EVOO & garden-variety Spanish olive oil

pretty sure the fancy "more authentic" lol evoo stuff i can get at the middle eastern market is cheaper than the fancy shit i can get at WF?

Hmm - would intrigue me if so. I've certainly had olive oils that are almost spicy in their piercing oliveness, and supermarket oils that are bland as fuck. Perhaps so long as they're unrefined, they'll always have that freshness of flavour - 'garden-variety Spanish olive oil' still suggests good-quality produce

gbx mad otm

there was a news feature back home when i was younger where they found an italian dude on a tractor and gave him the pepsi challenge between what was being sold in a uk supermarket as evoo and some local stuff, and the dude chugged the latter and spat out the uk store stuff like it was poison. quality investigative journalism.

but that proves my point spirally!

You do get good oils in supermarkets, but they do tend to be the expensive ones nobody buys except my foodie friend <3

you're welcome

it is spicier than i anticipated!! but it is a bland spiciness, like a steak that tastes like chicken

this is the best thread

but it is a bland spiciness, like a steak that tastes like chicken

I am IRL crying about this post

admittedly I have been drinking tequila sunrises since halftime of the early games tho

HOOS btw did you move? are you like up the road from me now?

nathan's mustard is so good. sometimes i crave it and don't even know what to put it on

on french's

misread aerosol's post as "freshest bread I picked this morning"

I want a bread tree ;_;

been f/w tj's garlic aelioli lately

lol that should read "garlic aioli mustard"

nominations for 1p3 mustard poll:

- dijon "classic" (le petit?)
- dijon "à l'ancienne"
- that brown sticky russian kind?
- honey mustard (overrated imo)
- french's
- schwartz's

lately i've been obsessed w/ this jalapeno mustard... & tbh i'm not even a massive fan of jalapenos, but this shit kills me (it's pretty much classic yellow mustard + bits of jalapenos in it)

nathan's
herlocher's
plochmans

don't really care about mustard brands nearly as much as style imo

^^

mustard types for poll:

deej
deej à l'ancienne
yellow
yellow spicy (ie with hot peps or horseradish)
that brown kind
honey
wine
[there's a billion french dijon variashes]

kinda just repeated my other list. WHAT ELSES

BRITISHES

http://ukgroceriesworldwide.com/images/colemans_english_mustard_170g.jpg

<3 colemans tbh

stone ground, y'all

cranberry. (trust me on this)

they didnt have nathan's at the supermarket, or if thye did i couldn't find it in the mustard maze

<3 http://www.maille.com/nos-moutardes.php <3

im glad you looked for it ciderpress

for some reason here they only have it at the gourmet store, but its only $2

this Domino's sandwich shit is still being peddled to the public btw.

why is nobody talking about this