BIG HOOS SANDWICH TRAITOR

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"artisan italian bread"

the stones on these fuckers

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

grand theft auto: habanero underworld

J0rdan S., Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

domistones

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

naming and shaming itt

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

"at Domino's, we wiped our asses with the cheapest generic buns we could find at the Food Lion and then claimed you were tasting 'Mango Habanero Sauce.' fuckn pwnt u all, lol"

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

rilly worried about yr life choices buddy

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

baked to a golden brown

coded language imo

┌▪┌▫┌▪┌▫ EXIT ▪┐▫┐▫┐ (Lamp), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

loooool

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

u r all awful humans

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

You ARE Jorge Jalapeno, a habanero smuggler out for revenge against the cartel that killed your father

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

THERE WAS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR

turned out it was some salvadorean dude who wanted to rake the yard

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

let him

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

the habanero underworld is onto me

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

the official 1p3 stance on big hoos' lunch today is "starve"

J0rdan S., Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

this is my meal of the day yo so at least i am glad i will have cheesesticks

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I could feed all 1p3 with the money you're spending on this abomination

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

p sure eating money wld be ever worse than eating dominos

┌▪┌▫┌▪┌▫ EXIT ▪┐▫┐▫┐ (Lamp), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

ITS HERE

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

countdown to thunderpants.jpg

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

perhaps appropriately i am listening to 'enchanted porkfist'

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I just felt...a great disturbance in the Force

benylin cartel (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

"from melt-in-the-oven to make-you-regret-your-birth"

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

was out with this girl, gave her my jacket, the jacket had my wallet in it

with this new-found masochistic streak I wouldn't be surprised if our HOOS gets dizzy on the idea she'll run away and never give it back

benylin cartel (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Buddhist ideals of shed possessions, songwriting material, courtly unrequited love, catharsis etc

benylin cartel (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 November 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

only what he is giving away now is the right to a harmonious digestive system

benylin cartel (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link

so excited

J0rdan S., Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

*plop*

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

poppich

benylin cartel (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

this is less like a sandwich and more like some cardboard with some chicken thats been fished out of a chicken noodle soup bowl and some greased up dole pineapple slices

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

hoos this sandwich has negatively impacted my faith in the essential goodness of the cosmos

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

my lunch cost <1.00 and it beats this sandwich's ass on live tv every night for a full calendar year

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i still don't understand why hoos didn't order a pizza

J0rdan S., Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

also GO TO THE STORE

J0rdan S., Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

xp because he hates God

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like i could get randy moss about that sandwich

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

yo i will go to the store with a quickness as soon as i have my plastic funds

til then these cheese sticks are hollow and empty of cheese, like my soul

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

HOOS,

light, crusty bread,

salt,

and olive oil.

purge.

benylin cartel (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

btw recent study on olive oil indicates the cheap stuff is as good as the posh stuff so design your own boutique label and wear a monocle and just fuckin go to town

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

my god my god
lama sabachthani

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

that is a zillion times more repellent than goatse

benylin cartel (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel like hoos shouldn't be slammed TOO unmercifully

on the other hand, he paid some millionaires to give him some cardboard to eat

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

man, those pineapples...

J0rdan S., Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

fyi aeroboot the really top-qual eastern-med import stuff (not by any means necc most expensive) that you get at certain market stalls/electrical supply stores is by several degrees more fragrant/powerful/invigorating than the supermarket extra-virgin biznatch

benylin cartel (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

dont say biznatch

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

don't eat domino sandwich JINX PADLOCK

benylin cartel (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

more like lama ani saba l'cha am I right

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

daaaaaaaaaaaamn i have just been hardsonned in a sandwich beef

HOOS tremendo...steen ridically (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

need some advice?

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 06:30 (thirteen years ago) link

today i ate a very plain but very delicious sandwich

plain "wheat" bread - not whole grain
a large blob of nathan's mustard
2 slices pepper jack
plain "wheat" bread - not whole grain

it was so good.

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 06:32 (thirteen years ago) link

ok that one's a bit less intimidating, that's basically what i eat when i'm all out of sandwich meats. either that or grilled cheese w/ a bit of cayenne melted in

ciderpress, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link

tuna melt on pumpernickel is awesome

tehresa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link

oh ya pumpernickel. good call.

my all-time sandwich from childhood? rye bread (maybe with caraway seeds), chicago 58 kosher salami hand-sliced thick, TONS of french's mustard

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I love French's mustard. I have like 8-10 mustards in the house, but French's is the one for a simple sandwich of cold cuts.

pixel farmer, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

old-school yellow mustard is the best.

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

i mean, i love many mustards. but special place in heart.

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

just ate awesome bocadillo de tortilla made with the freshest bread i picked up this morning and tortilla i made last night.

http://www.ilxor.com/glyloop.mp3 (Aerosol), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

which supermarket-available sandwich breads do ya'll rep for, if any?

ciderpress, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

dominos? gtfo
domino sandwich? hoos come here i'll go get an exorcist

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

nathan's mustard is so good. sometimes i crave it and don't even know what to put it on

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

on french's

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

misread aerosol's post as "freshest bread I picked this morning"

I want a bread tree ;_;

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

been f/w tj's garlic aelioli lately

The Reverend, Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

lol that should read "garlic aioli mustard"

The Reverend, Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

nominations for 1p3 mustard poll:

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link

- dijon "classic" (le petit?)
- dijon "à l'ancienne"
- that brown sticky russian kind?
- honey mustard (overrated imo)
- french's
- schwartz's

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:14 (thirteen years ago) link

lately i've been obsessed w/ this jalapeno mustard... & tbh i'm not even a massive fan of jalapenos, but this shit kills me (it's pretty much classic yellow mustard + bits of jalapenos in it)

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:16 (thirteen years ago) link

nathan's
herlocher's
plochmans

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link

don't really care about mustard brands nearly as much as style imo

o let's not do it and say we did (The Reverend), Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link

^^

gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

mustard types for poll:

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 December 2010 14:30 (thirteen years ago) link

deej
deej à l'ancienne
yellow
yellow spicy (ie with hot peps or horseradish)
that brown kind
honey
wine
[there's a billion french dijon variashes]

kinda just repeated my other list. WHAT ELSES

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

BRITISHES

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 colemans tbh

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

stone ground, y'all

o let's not do it and say we did (The Reverend), Friday, 10 December 2010 10:35 (thirteen years ago) link

cranberry. (trust me on this)

o let's not do it and say we did (The Reverend), Friday, 10 December 2010 10:35 (thirteen years ago) link

they didnt have nathan's at the supermarket, or if thye did i couldn't find it in the mustard maze

ciderpress, Saturday, 11 December 2010 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 http://www.maille.com/nos-moutardes.php <3

tehresa, Saturday, 11 December 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

im glad you looked for it ciderpress

for some reason here they only have it at the gourmet store, but its only $2

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

this Domino's sandwich shit is still being peddled to the public btw.

why is nobody talking about this

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 22:12 (seven years ago) link


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