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loool til I coughed @ "j. walter bongstein"

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

how did j.w. bongstein or that cave lady deduce that the interior of an artichoke is edible

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Sunday, 21 November 2010 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link

stared @ artichoke til it revealed its secrets in song iirc

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I love olives. Everyone in my family loves olives. At Thanksgiving we put olives out & it's mortal kombat to get your share.

Yet if we have other "grown-ups" over they'll invariably be amazed that my kids love olives. wtf?

Euler, Sunday, 21 November 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

when I was a kid I would not cross the street to piss on an olive

that was just how much I hated them

aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Favorite luxury food item: grandiose cerignola olives brined with lemon slices

Jaq, Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link

u must have secretly loved them if u refused to piss on them

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 November 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

actually i remember the exact moment i started liking olives. it was like an epiphany. i was thinking about how i loved olive oil more than anything, then i was like wait a second, AHHHHHHHHH

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 November 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

no wait imagine the guy who realized that you could filter it through water, the man whose name was i believe j. walter BONGSTEIN

― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Saturday, November 20, 2010 7:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

bongSTEIN eh? ZOG even controls the world's weed... mein gott...

Onigaga (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 21 November 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I still dont' love olive oil either :(

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Sunday, 21 November 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

jews did 4:20

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 November 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

^lol

aeroboot if you wanna mythbust, do so here

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

when I was a kid I would not cross the street to piss on an olive

that was just how much I hated them

Meee toooo.

And then I thought "fuckit, I'm sick of missing out on salads why coz they always have damn olives" and I made myself try some and I was all hey these black ones, they r ok I guess.

And then one day I had fat juicy green olives stuffed w/FETA CHEESE. Game over. Instant love.

And this one time, on Bandcamp... (Trayce), Monday, 22 November 2010 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

o love

coughed @ "j. walter bongstein" (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

So salty.

But so damn good.

And this one time, on Bandcamp... (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

have just been forking these str8 out of the jar

pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

wtf i can't find nicoise olives anywhere! maybe i should go to Nice

|Z|I|M|Z|A|M| (jdchurchill), Thursday, 10 March 2011 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i guess alphonso, gaeta, or kalamata sub

|Z|I|M|Z|A|M| (jdchurchill), Thursday, 10 March 2011 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^ omg I have been complaining about the same nicoise scarcity for MONTHS now! I finally found some at a very small import shop in the DC 'burbs. They are my favorite olive!

They used to always always always have them at Whole Foods, but now NEVAH.

quincie, Thursday, 10 March 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

That is odd. I haven't used nicoise olives for a few months but I recall seeing them at the olive/antipasto bars in the local grocery stores.

righteousmaelstrom, Saturday, 12 March 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i just got me some kalamata cuz that's what they have at the olive kiosk at dominicks
mmm mmm erm tasty treats them

poetic dissembling of bong-frosted twenty-something idleness (jdchurchill), Saturday, 19 March 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link


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