like(from wikipedia)Freshly picked olive fruit is not palatable because it contains phenolic compounds and oleuropein, a glycoside which makes the fruit too bitter, although not unhealthy.[31] (One exception is the Thassos olive, which can be eaten fresh.)[citation needed] There are many ways of processing olives for eating. Traditional methods use the natural microflora on the fruit and procedures which select for those flora that ferment the fruit. This fermentation leads to three important outcomes: the leaching out and breakdown of oleuropein and phenolic compounds; the creation of lactic acid, which is a natural preservative; and a complex of flavoursome fermentation products. The result is a product which will store with or without refrigeration.
― Anangelsingingandplayingluteforafuckingunicornthatcumsliquidfire. (jdchurchill), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link
no tv, no internet, no printing press -- what say we figure out wtf you can do with the fruit from those damn trees that're growin all over the fuckin place
― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
fo realslike who was the first dude to be like whoa lets put these in water for a minute whoops it's been like a month hey remember these fruits that tasted like ass dude try them now whoa
― Anangelsingingandplayingluteforafuckingunicornthatcumsliquidfire. (jdchurchill), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
now let's try that again wit mo salt
― Anangelsingingandplayingluteforafuckingunicornthatcumsliquidfire. (jdchurchill), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Olives are one of the most extensively cultivated fruit crops in the world.[35] In 2008 there were 10.8 million hectares planted with olive trees, which is more than twice the amount of land devoted to apples, bananas or mangoes. Only coconut trees and oil palms command more spac
fuck yeah check it out if I mash one of em under this rock I get oil
now I put the fruit back into the oil
check me out dude I'm a chef, where's my hat
― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
ppl who figured that shit out are teh true heroes imo
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link
like there was probably a dude whose ENTIRE LIFE was trial-and-error trying to figure out how to eat olives, and he didn't even know 100% for sure that he would be able to, in the end
imagine being the guy who spent his whole life trying to figure out a way to eat pine cones or something :(
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
no wait imagine the guy who invented hash
― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link
no wait imagine the guy who realized that you could filter it through water, the man whose name was i believe j. walter BONGSTEIN
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 November 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
every few months I pick up a jar of olives thinking 'this is going to be the jar of olives that makes me love eating olives'
hasn't happened yet so far
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Sunday, 21 November 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
lol@y'all thinking it was some guy when you know it had to been some cave lady going "shit, cavedude bringing home nothing but lizards and grubs from these damn hunting trips maybe i can fix up a casserole with some of these bitter purple things that ain't working out as dye or headache remedies".
― Jaq, Sunday, 21 November 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link
it's true :(
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 November 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link
loool til I coughed @ "j. walter bongstein"
― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link
how did j.w. bongstein or that cave lady deduce that the interior of an artichoke is edible
― hubertus bigend (m coleman), Sunday, 21 November 2010 03:27 (thirteen years ago) link
stared @ artichoke til it revealed its secrets in song iirc
― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I love olives. Everyone in my family loves olives. At Thanksgiving we put olives out & it's mortal kombat to get your share.
Yet if we have other "grown-ups" over they'll invariably be amazed that my kids love olives. wtf?
― Euler, Sunday, 21 November 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
when I was a kid I would not cross the street to piss on an olive
that was just how much I hated them
― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Favorite luxury food item: grandiose cerignola olives brined with lemon slices
― Jaq, Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link
u must have secretly loved them if u refused to piss on them
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 November 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link
actually i remember the exact moment i started liking olives. it was like an epiphany. i was thinking about how i loved olive oil more than anything, then i was like wait a second, AHHHHHHHHH
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 November 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Saturday, November 20, 2010 7:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
bongSTEIN eh? ZOG even controls the world's weed... mein gott...
― Onigaga (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 21 November 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
I still dont' love olive oil either :(
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Sunday, 21 November 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
jews did 4:20
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 November 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link
^lol
aeroboot if you wanna mythbust, do so here
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 November 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Meee toooo.
And then I thought "fuckit, I'm sick of missing out on salads why coz they always have damn olives" and I made myself try some and I was all hey these black ones, they r ok I guess.
And then one day I had fat juicy green olives stuffed w/FETA CHEESE. Game over. Instant love.
― And this one time, on Bandcamp... (Trayce), Monday, 22 November 2010 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link
o love
― coughed @ "j. walter bongstein" (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
So salty.
But so damn good.
― And this one time, on Bandcamp... (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link
have just been forking these str8 out of the jar
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link
wtf i can't find nicoise olives anywhere! maybe i should go to Nice
― |Z|I|M|Z|A|M| (jdchurchill), Thursday, 10 March 2011 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link
i guess alphonso, gaeta, or kalamata sub
― |Z|I|M|Z|A|M| (jdchurchill), Thursday, 10 March 2011 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^^ omg I have been complaining about the same nicoise scarcity for MONTHS now! I finally found some at a very small import shop in the DC 'burbs. They are my favorite olive!
They used to always always always have them at Whole Foods, but now NEVAH.
― quincie, Thursday, 10 March 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link
That is odd. I haven't used nicoise olives for a few months but I recall seeing them at the olive/antipasto bars in the local grocery stores.
― righteousmaelstrom, Saturday, 12 March 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link
i just got me some kalamata cuz that's what they have at the olive kiosk at dominicksmmm mmm erm tasty treats them
― poetic dissembling of bong-frosted twenty-something idleness (jdchurchill), Saturday, 19 March 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link