hilairebeloc.jpg
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 December 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link
I work with a dude whose last name is St Hilaire
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 December 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
i would love that guy.
― s1ocki, Friday, 28 December 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Who are the coolest geeks?:
I voted for historical re-enacters, because they're outdoors the most, even when it's chilly
-- nabisco, Friday, December 28, 2007 12:41 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
(see what i did there)
-- nabisco, Friday, December 28, 2007 12:43 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
(SEE IT)
I thought it was very funny!
-- I know, right?, Friday, December 28, 2007 12:44 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
You did need to point it out though. It was in the puzzled re-reading that the light went off. "Ah!" I said in my head "because it's cold out! Cold, cool!!"
-- I know, right?, Friday, December 28, 2007 12:45 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 28 December 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I should be on this thread WAY more often
― nabisco, Friday, 28 December 2007 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link
its not a compliment
― and what, Friday, 28 December 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link
it's, son
― nabisco, Friday, 28 December 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Feel free to start a thread where the female ILMer's can degrade and hoot and some blowdried beefsteak himbo's. All's fair in lust and war, I say. Then the "hens" can crow about Michael Bolton or Billy Ray Cyrus or Alex Alexexlaxalaxilaxis, while us Neanderthalitic, slope-browed "roosters" grunt in monosyllabic approval of some nice peice of tart. (and while the "Hens" and "Roosters" are making mysog/androgonistic creeps of themselves, the "Ducks" can debate latex vs leather.)
-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, March 11, 2003 11:40 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Really don't miss that dude.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
here's what i think they should do. marlo and omar run into each other down tropical way. it's super-tense but then who do they run into but the detectives of the western, who are ALSO down there on vacation!!! then they all team up and go after clay davis, who is running a smuggling operation down there. mcnulty and marlo have to team up! eventually they learn how to work together and even earn some grudging respect for each other. and at the end of the season they have a big party at prop joe's carribbean villa. with some lovely ladies ;) last shot, mcnulty drinking rum, looking at the bottle and saying, "i could get used to this stuff." (maybe him and bunk open a bar on the beach after it's all over)
-- s1ocki
― omar little, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link
i knew this day would come
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
slocki has always used his custos powers for good
― and what, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
where we would be without his posts on every serious movie thread about how the movie would play out as a cynical hollywood blockbuster
i love thinking about that
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
"what? this is outrageous! officer, arrest this man!"
you're getting too old for this shit
― bnw, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link
i am :(
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
SADDAM ARRESTED
I'm shedding a few tears over all of this, because on my birthday, when I saw the band the Sun City Girls play in Tacoma, no other than Saddam Hussein himself introduced the band. He even dressed up as Saddam Claus and threw trash out at us in a loving contempt for "our American kind". And he even did a free form synthesizer performance. What a travel expense this must have been for him.
-- donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 23:27 (4 years ago) Link
― and what, Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link
mass suicides brought on by viewing of shitty M. Night Shamalamadingdong "film"
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 22:46 (Yesterday) Link
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 07:35 (sixteen years ago) link
kinda channeling morbius there
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link
That thread has fart jokes.
― bnw, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link
MY MOM would be MAD AT U
Is your Mom Prince?
-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 November 2004 06:40 (3 years ago) Link
― aaron d.g., Thursday, 7 February 2008 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link
that's actually funny
― s1ocki, Thursday, 7 February 2008 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe they should have titled this Indiana Jones and the Close Encounter Of The Third Kind
And at the end of it Indiana and everyone get kidnapped by aliens and then Spielberg shoots a new special ending for Close Encounters and it shows Indy stepping out at Devil's Tower with the US Air Force guys and he's all confused and Francois Truffaut steps up and says, "Hello, my real last name is Belloq, you killed my father, prepare to die" and the government forces at the Devil's Tower base are all really Nazis and Richard Dreyfus runs around and chaos ensues.
THERE WILL BE ALIEN BLOOD.
Sequence to end with Indy swinging on his whip over the scene and roundhouse kicking Moby into his DJ gear.
-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, February 14, 2008 3:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 14 February 2008 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link
President Kennedy Injured in Dallas?
― omar little, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link
otm
― dmr, Thursday, 14 February 2008 23:27 (sixteen years ago) link
still not a boil on the ass on the thread about the movie
― latebloomer, Friday, 15 February 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link
that thread's getting worrse and worse
― latebloomer, Friday, 15 February 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link
now i'm imagining hezbollah recording an album full of international smash hits, netting them millions -- it would be like that movie about the internet murderer where every website hit injects more poison into his victim or whatever -- "please, america!! stop listening to this infectious music! every CD you buy endangers the lives of us all!" -- until the govt. realize they can stop this insane money mill by encouraging rampant piracy
-- Tracer Hand, Thursday, 21 February 2008 12:51 (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 21 February 2008 12:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Did I just hear the phrase "Ghetto Kama Sutra" used in an RnB song?
― and what, Saturday, 23 February 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link
"aw baby, you knows I can't afford a real copy o' dat hindu sex book. but look here, i got this one on discount. it's only got 15 positions in it and the pictures are all kinds of blurry and the models are hairy as fuck, but dammmmnnn..."
-- Amon (eman), Friday, April 8, 2005 8:46 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
searching ilx for karma sutra on a friday night= and what be mackin?
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 23 February 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link
shawty kama sutra
― and what, Saturday, 23 February 2008 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I just got a subpeona from the law firm of Dewey, Cheatom and Howe. Apparently I'm being sued for defamation of character. Apparently the plaintiff insists that he is NOT J Lo's personal fuck toy. Osama is Richard Gere's personal fuck toy. Well, I stand corrected. Sorry for the confusion. Now...back to the thread already in progress...
-- Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Thursday, October 17, 2002 6:17 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
dont test the god
― and what, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, man, I would pay nearly anything for a coffeemaker that was constantly uploading pictures of itself to its MySpace page and stuff
-- nabisco, Friday, January 25, 2008 2:01 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
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"got wasteed with the toaster last nite, LOL, i was still makin irish coffee in the morning . man im so bord now, why is the water hear so HARD"
-- nabisco, Friday, January 25, 2008 2:03 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― omar little, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
can some math nerd graph out the degree of overlap between this thread & excelsior threads
― and what, Friday, 14 March 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
some people should not be allowed to use the word "fuck"
― s1ocki, Friday, 14 March 2008 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/28/Fozzie.jpg
― bnw, Friday, 14 March 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link
When was the last time custos posted anything here? (or does he actually still post here under a different name)
― Pashmina, Friday, 14 March 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
he posts as dom passa aw forget it
― and what, Friday, 14 March 2008 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
(movie preview voice-over) In a land where Geir is King... (cut to shot of Geir in throne with crown and sceptre, laughing evilly) ...human-kind is an endangered species. (pan across rag-clad ILXors laboring in some sort of mine pit) But can a courageous boy and his primate pal save the hope of the world before darkness envelops the land forever?
-- Dan I., Wednesday, April 23, 2003 12:42 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 16 March 2008 05:50 (sixteen years ago) link
this could probably just as easily be ilx in 2003 tribute thread
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 16 March 2008 05:51 (sixteen years ago) link
that's awful. I don't remember writing it either, must have blocked it out.
― Dan I., Sunday, 16 March 2008 10:18 (sixteen years ago) link
There are approx. 1000 memorable rules, requests and commandments in popular music. Let us count them.
― s1ocki, Sunday, 16 March 2008 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Custos's last ever ILx thread: ScottPl's 1978-1982? Tell us about it.
More recently than I would have guessed
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 March 2008 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Back in the early 90s frightening people had big quote-unquote internet weddings
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 16 March 2008 16:07 (sixteen years ago) link
"Crazy Frog" - An Exercise in Applied Probability
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 23 March 2008 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Love everything up through The Globe, but am thinking they should now change their moniker to Big Audio Mistake.
-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, April 4, 2003 8:10 PM
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 07:07 (sixteen years ago) link
SEARCH: "The Bottom Line," "E=MC2", "Medicine Show," "Contact," "Rush" "The Globe."
DESTROY: "C'mon Every Beatbox," "Just Play Music", their silly hats circa #10 UPPING STREET, the title of that album, their annoyingly cumbersome habit of changing their name (first Big Audio Dynamite, then Big Audio Dynamite II and the simply Big Audio) and everything they did after 1991. Everything after THE GLOBE was a....wait for it....Big Audio Mistake!
-- Alex in NYC, Tuesday, May 7, 2002 12:00 AM
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 07:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Capable of great singles - "The Bottom Line," "Medicine Show," "E= MC2," "Contact," "Rush," "The Globe,"....but will forever live in the shadow of The Clash.
"C'mon Every Beatbox" was crap tho'.
-- Alex in NYC, Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM
Also, changing their name from Big Audio Dynamite to Big Audio Dynamite Two to simply Big Audio was a....
....wait for it.....
Big Audio Mistake
-- Alex in NYC, Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM (Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM)
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 23 March 2008 07:10 (sixteen years ago) link