Ways to get Ireland back on its feet

lol let me know when EU *LOL* drinks come as hard as the ones I pour

<3

i did, i admit, momentarily neglect the size difference in measures. got schooled by a gang of maine trawlermen my first session stateside. pretty sure they were more disappointed than i was.

13. Make all alcohol measures yank-sized. A nation with an international drunkard rep to protect can't be taken seriously with 37.5 ml meniscus bait.

although it may not exactly aid us in 'getting us back on our feet' tbh

lol but it will PRINT THE LEGEND

there may well be something in going back to 'quiet man' ireland, given that it's a lifestyle we can actually afford to maintain and it seems to draw the tourists and all

concur, the future for countries that have come to rely on tourist dollar is "stop trying to be the country the tourists are coming from"

you realise that that boils down to 'hands off our first world standard of living, you adorable natives', right?

14. Accept naming rights offer from discount British supermarket chain, Iceland

Southern Iceland. it even works.

fat lot of fuckin good ye are

15. Try to vote for someone competent.

Sort the deals on National resources more favourably? Would seem one of the more basic ones.

Check out the effect on Erris of having a pipeline shoved through it. The area is beautiful. Won't be long if the project continues.

17. The Midlands aren't going to recover without better transport infrastructure: bring back the Bog Train.

18. Hip new rebrand as "iReland".

please god that didn't take you two months to come up with

No, no I bloody did not.

19. Sending out all the young women over to Sydney to work in a dizzying array of restaurants that vary in type of quality and national cuisine.

20. Give everyone in Ireland a FREE brand new U2 album

fuckin apple

That cunt Bono paying his taxes yet?

21. Fool Bono into buying what he thinks is the latest hot new wrap-around glasses; really is a sheet of plastic made in some Dublin factory

i'd rly rather we didnt build our new deal on bono lads

22. Sell a personalised 3DG3 number plate to The Edge

23. JUST LISTEN TO BONO

Famous and wealthy tax dodger defends tax dodging system shocker

24. Invite all the dickhead toffs across the globe to drink your Guinness and perform pranks of a sexual nature... Ireland confirms bid for 2023 Rugby World Cup

ha and I just realised Ireland is possibly the one country in the western european region that I'm not going to on my upcoming trip (oh and not spain they can get fucked)

sorry lads

just too feisty

^^ yep

We're on stand by here, with the full resources of the Cape of Good Hope ready to support the Emerald Isle.

I mean, not much we can probably do about a hurricane, but we're full of cheer and good suggestions.

Ye pretty much have anyone that could repair anything already

Like, tbh ye can keep them, if the ones I know are any measure

did everyone in ireland go on a massive sesh last night when the news of offices/universities being shut down broke? i hope so.

Hurricane sesh

what's the feeling live on the ground deems?

have you the heating on?

Ye pretty much have anyone that could repair anything already

Like, tbh ye can keep them, if the ones I know are any measure

we pretty much had to shut down the pubs in Sydney on the day of the Mayweather-McGregor fight... the reputation of those lads precede themselves

xps Intrigue

The usual wondering whether, in all seriousness, there might be a themed session in it later on.

Town was very quiet, took a spin in at 9am to get her laptop from work. Most coverage acknowledging that it's genuinely serious and little to no moaning about cancellations and travel restrictions, which given our national character is telling enough

We're in an apt block covered on all sides but the trees are still taking a fair battering in the last ten mins or so.

Christ I wish I was on the island for it tho. Theres no danger up here at all at all

Never did get those yank measures in