your terrible ideas

yeah no doubt!

How about a whole range of helium furniture? Starting with a helium mattress that floats to the ceiling when you get out of bed. Space saving and practical, because once you're up you can't easily get back into bed and oversleep.

when you're having a dinner party, once everyone is done eating, just clear the dishes off the table which will then float to the ceiling and voilà: instant dancefloor

i think the problem is that unless you have high ceilings, someone could get rowdy and jump up and easily puncture the floating furniture, unless it was made of material that is really difficult to puncture

like tarp material!

flav's terrible ideas:
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/flavor-flav-launching-liquor-and-chicken-range_1185305
The Public Enemy star has been working on Le Flav Spirits and is aiming to have the liquors on the market early next year (2011). He says, "I want you all to keep on the look out. It should be on the shelves by January... I'm coming out with a cherry vodka, a berry vodka, an olive vodka, a sweet tea vodka, a bubblegum vodka and a grape vodka."

^^ should add caffeine

should probably post this on ILF but UK football headz may remember the baffling 501 Great Goals videos from the 90s, which delivered exactly what the title promised - 501 goals with no discernment along the lines of quality or people involved

my terrible idea is to do a '501 Great Cumshots' series for porn enthusiasts

pretty sure that already exists

I want to write a song that rhymes "internationally known" with "interlibrary loan"

twee literary indie is pretty terrible

cuckoo four loko puffs

http://www.foodcomm.org.uk/parentsjury/Awards%20Feb03/coco_pops.jpg
"My name's Loko
and I live in a tree
I drink alcohol for breakfast
regularly
I sleep in a
cardboard box
But I'd rather have a bowl of
Loko Pops, oh yeah...

<voiceover> Loko Pops are so alcoholic, they even turn your piss brown."

So... I'd rather have a bowl
of Loko Pops. <disco synth tom sound>"

Terrible idea for an elaborate joke involving dropping a pachyderm on top of someone like a comedy piano routine. This will be called "The Elephant Of Surprise".

could be a good name for a magic trick

or an elephant

Trying hard not to read Snoball's lyrics to the tune of Luka.

Calling your child something like Coughboughtoughroughthoughthrough to teach it many of the idiosyncrasies of the English language by the time it's learnt to spell its name.

That child might be the offspring of Frank Bough?
http://hub.tv-ark.org.uk/images/presenters/images/presenters_b/frankboughnw74-01.jpg

Oh and re: helium filled furniture, a van passed by me today with 'BUOYANT FURNITURE' written on the side. It was going over a humped-back bridge at the time, and there was a noticeable 'lift' as it went over the top.

Do you live inside a Richard Scarry book.

Well now you mention it, the van was being driven by a raccoon wearing lederhosen.

Richard Scarry Moving Company: Specialists in buoyant furniture, anthropomorphism and labeling things with their proper noun names

A W-bend to replace U-bends in plumbing so you can store twice as much crud in there before you need to clean it out.

a plumbing school in Bend, Oregon, called U-Bend. the name would have trifold significance, viz.:

• University of Bend
• "u bend over, u show a little crack, u learn how to unclog those pipes" (school motto)
• the u-shaped plumbing device that traps crud and keeps out sewage fumes

Pacqyderm - Filipino skincare clinic franchise

footboxing - five minutes of football followed by both teams pairing up and beating the shit out of each other for a round, winner determined by goals or knockout, whichever reaches 4 first

I thought they were the same thing?

.....

Today's terrible idea: invent an all "American" casserole called "Sister Golden Hair Surprise"

Sligohasu - Irish version of same

would it be categorized as a 'hotdish' abbott?

I don't know where the ______ surprise/hotdish worlds overlap tbh.

Today's terrible idea: invent an all "American" casserole called "Sister Golden Hair Surprise"

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:13 (5 minutes ago)

Ok, yes, having a casserole with the word "hair" in its name is a terrible idea, especially if that word is followed by "surprise."

I was thinking it could be angel hair pasta.

Maybe both people eat it, starting at opposite sides, until they meet in the middle.

Or maybe there's a surprise in the middle, and you serve it with a little placard saying "would you eat me in the middle?"

Mersebox - Limited edition diamante encrusted cigar box filled with vials of Paul Merson's pancreatic/seminal/cerebrospinal/septic fluids

no. i mean, yes. in a 'no' way.

change your facebook name to 'You' and then like everything in your newsfeed. so that when people see items that you've liked, all they see is "You likes this"

I can't tell if the bad grammar helps or hinders your terrible idea.

or the fact that it would say, for example, "You Robinson likes this"

"Your self likes this"

How about an account called "Your mother", so teenagers will see "Your mother likes this" and be instantly put off fro liking whatever it is themselves.

orange scented surgical masks from Airborne to wear on flights that give you high doses of Vitamin C while protecting you from germs on the plane
3 cents to make, sell for 6 bucks

That's not a terrible idea, as long as you're the one making the money from the masks.

a mask that delivers vitamin c would be expensive and impossible to make

that Facebook account should be called 'Nobody'

he who talks loud, saying nothing

"nobody robinson likes this"