Explain to me this whole "Kingdom Hearts" thing

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Nah, it's all the same unfunny person.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Come on, Laura, the two posts from judymagic_9000 are funny!

― Dan ("its shit" Haha Awesome) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

eh.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought kingdom hearts was fun. it wasn't like "OMGWTF this game is teh roxxorz" or anything. but it was fun. looking forward to the 2nd one.

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

KH is ok. it's not bad per say, it's just not a lot of fun for me. i never got past more than one of the worlds.

― The Legend of Tony Balls (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 10:48 (eighteen years ago) link

It think it says a lot that I, a dude who has no objections to the ridiculously International Male fashion sense on display in Square and Enix classics right on up through Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (where you get to be this fuckin' doofus) had not the patience to even crack open KH after borrowing it from a coworker's younger brother to see what all the fuss was about. One look at the screenshots and I knew I didn't have the patience.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Is he brandishing a translucent upright bass, there?

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah Tom, but isn't it just the case that for sufficiently low-rez games you don't have to pay attention to the concept art that much, EG if they made a full-polygon sequel which allowed you to see him wandering around looking like that, you'd decry that as well?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

THAT'S A GUY?

― Dan (Japan Is Odd) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Seriously, it looks like someone said "I'VE GOT IT! Dakota Fanning's head + Calista Flockhart's torso and legs + Alizee's ass = TEH PERFECTO MALE PROTAGONIST OMG DANCE PARTY TIME"

― Dan (Cuffed Booty Shorts???) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Well yes but you still have to look at his poncey face every time there's dialogue. KH (Sora?) is more precocious and glassy-eyed than even that, though, which beggars the imagination.

xxpost to the low-rez issue.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan you really should take a look at the concept art for the characters/job classes in both FF Tactics games, they'll blow your mind. You know the character designs for Lynch's Dune? "better."

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Who did the designs for FFTA?

...okay, IMDB has Nomura as designing both KH games, and Yoshida doing FFTA and FFXII.

Hang on, there was a Parasite Eve 2?! Did it ever make it over here?

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

bare midriffs for all!

see also

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Should we just do a thread of the most asinine character designs in games of the last 20 years(and the cover for Mega Man II does count)?

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.ffuniverse.nu/ffta/img/02.jpg http://www.ffuniverse.nu/ffta/img/03.jpg http://www.ffuniverse.nu/ffta/img/04.jpg

― Dan (WTF) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

my name is not judymagic_9000 its farmer fi but ma real name is judith (I AM A GIRL IF U DONT NO BRO)

WTF THE PICTURES ABOVE LOOK STRANGE AND SCARY

anohsir is ma little sister and she hates absolutely hates all the ppls shoes

i hate peter pans shoes they look like paper bags the only decent shoes that make sense would have to be sora's shoes their still ugly but not badas the other ppls shoes

rishona LEON IS NOT GAY waz messin wit ur mind dudet
ur 1 strange sister u no that

judith

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.ffuniverse.nu/ffta/img/04.jpg

Someone better tell me what the fuck this thing is right now.

― Dan (KILL IT) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

OH WAIT I FORGOT TO ADD SOME THINGS

GOOFBALL IS A COMPLETE IDIOT(GOOFY) HE IS SO STUPID
1CE WE WERE FLYIN AROUND THE CLOCK TOWER AND HE JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY
I STARTED LAUFIN
IT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY CAUSE HES AN IDIOT AND THAT IS WAT IS EXPECTED FROM HIM

AND

I HATE WINNIE THE POOH
MAN HE SHITS HERE HE SHITS THERE

HIS WORLD WAS CRAP

IT SAID HIT INSTEAD OF ATTACK

PIG ABSOLUTE PIG THAT POOH BEAR IS.

THAZ ALL FOR NOW THOUGH

JUDITH

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moogle

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

hey i dont no WTF that picture is

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Y'see, this is why I (mostly) won't de-index threads

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

who is tombot??

― **//**Farmer Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG Cait Sith

― Dan (Woefully Missing From "Revenge Of The Sith") Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

r other ppl posting thingys now??

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

ok the stupid piture is a moogle i hate them

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

this all sucks

― blam, Thursday, 12 January 2006 04:56 (eighteen years ago) link

tell us more

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

or don't

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:50 (eighteen years ago) link

they're not exactly wrong, y'know

― The Legend of Tony Balls (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 12 January 2006 05:55 (eighteen years ago) link

KH has been recommended to me a lot, but I can never muster any interest in it at all.

Dan you really should take a look at the concept art for the characters/job classes in both FF Tactics games, they'll blow your mind. You know the character designs for Lynch's Dune? "better."
-- TOMBOT

I... actually really liked the character art in FFT. Even if it is a bit Precious Moments and everyone looks like they're 12. But seriously what did they do to the moogles in FFTA?

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 12 January 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Professionalized them

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 January 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

have any shots of the Tron stuff leaked yet?

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 04:17 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.treasurekingdom.com/miva/graphics/00000001/donaldtron33.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link

the fuck is that? A Shrinky-Dink?

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it's a cloisonne pin.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 January 2006 05:16 (eighteen years ago) link

ok NO.1

i did not write

"this all sucks"

WTF HAS HAPPENED TO DONALD

I LIKE DONALD BUT THIS PICTURE IS JUST BAD OK JUST BAD

ITS FREAKY CAUSE YESTERDAY WHEN I HAD KILLED THE PHANTOM IN NEVERLAND AND I WENT TO TALK TO MERLIN IN TRAVERSE TOWN HE GAVE DONALD THE "DREAM ROD" THAT WAS THE 1 IN SORAS DREAM BAC IN DESTINY ISLANDS.

FREAK SHOW!!!!!!!!!!

i totally like freaked out

i mean i should have got another key cause donald didnt even fight and i did most of the work.

goofy is so stupid

but i like the game

PPL DONT USE MA EMAIL ADDRESS ON UR THINGS THAT U R WRITING IM SERIOUS OK CAUSE I WOULD NEVER SAY THINGS THAT U PPL SAY BOUT IT .

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Friday, 13 January 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Try not to use your caps lock so much; it rattles the ears.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 13 January 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG!

YESTERDAY I FOUND ALL THE 99 DALMATIONS AND IVE GOT 105 HP!!!!!
FREAK SHOW MAN

ITS RELLY CUTE HOW THE PUPPYS COME TO HIM WHEN U COME TO THE PUPPYS HOUSE TO GET THE LAST PRESANT

TOTALLY
FI

ok totally bro

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Friday, 13 January 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

This is why Killer7 had to happen.

― disco violence (disco violence), Saturday, 14 January 2006 01:26 (eighteen years ago) link

OTM.

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 14 January 2006 01:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Seriously, can anyone under the age of 15 spell at all anymore?

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 14 January 2006 06:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, when they are not people pretending to be people under the age of 15.

― Laura H. tracks monkeys with lasers (laurah), Saturday, 14 January 2006 16:08 (eighteen years ago) link

um....
ok how old r u ppl? cause im only 11.
who has finished the game? im just wondering cause ma litttle sis found some of the battles very hard and asked me to do it for her.really for me it dosnt matter wat kinda ammount of hp i have. man its all just tooooo easy.
if u have not bought the new harry potter game DONT BUY IT it is a complete waste of money. they have this new level thing and its just like a lame card game.u cant explore i havnt finished it yet cause its toooooo boring and shit.
u should just stick with the 1st, 2nd and 3rd games they were fun.

― //**//FaRmEr Fi**//**, Saturday, 14 January 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link

So, Laura, you think FaRmEr Fi is Jon too?

― melton mowbray (adr), Saturday, 14 January 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Nah, the style of it isn't Jon, even if the spirit of it is. He doesn't give a shit about Kingdom Hearts. If he were going to pull something like this he'd probably use FF, or another game that he knows better.

Also, he would be funnier.

― Laura H. tracks monkeys with lasers (laurah), Saturday, 14 January 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

and use more dicks.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 15 January 2006 02:45 (eighteen years ago) link

u callin me some boy

my name is judith and I AM A GIRL WHO SAID I WAS BEING FUNNY? IM JUST WORNING U ABOUT THE NEW HP GAME HARRY POTTER AND THE GOF IS SUCH A SHIT GAME.. can u ppl tell me if u have that game cause i wanna know if u hate it toi started a new kh game today i have such little hp and 1 keyblade that is not very strong.

from

JUDITH WHO IS A GIRL

― **//**FaRmEr Fi**//**, Sunday, 15 January 2006 09:55 (eighteen years ago) link

In the Goblet of Fire, can you get it on with the Asian girl? In the film they just sort of forgot about her and it broke my heart.

― melton mowbray (adr), Sunday, 15 January 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, but they cut the humpin' scene for the american release.

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 15 January 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

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lol

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm glad I'm not the only person who hates it.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Lance Bass was the voice of Sephiroth

hahaha I don't know why but this is the best fact basically ever.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

is it really, dude?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I want it that way.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

WRONG GROUP SPANKY

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY I HEREBY DECREE THAT, FROM THIS POST FORWARD, THE WORDS "Lance Bass" and "GROUP SPANKY" SHALL NEVER AGAIN APPEAR IN SUCH CLOSE PROXIMITY

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

― webber (webber), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 01:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Sephiroth can lance my bass anyday. rowr.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Just to get back to the main topic a bit here, guys, the "Kingdom Hearts thing" is easy to explain. It's 1 part furries, 1 part disney, 1 part anime, all parts perverted. This is a hentai game, whether u realize it or not. If you think this is game is good for children, you are wrong because it will merely encourage them to develop a furry fetish.

Sorry for that sad taste of reality.

― Blastochrist (blastocyst), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 08:34 (seventeen years ago) link

That is so frighteningly OTM.

I got home last night and thought: "Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I was just too tired." Thankfully I caught myself in time and spent the next hour or so learning where the armor and weapons are in the first part of Vice City. So much more satisfying. Fuck a perverted, woodwind fuelled anime gloop-fest! I mean come on: "Who knows how long we'll have together [before your parents come home]..."*

Also:
they're recommendations

Cringe x 1,000

*This might not be in the game...

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 09:11 (seventeen years ago) link

lulz

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 09:32 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha I just reread this whole thread

"I AM CURIOUS (TWEE)"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

that one's for the ages

― latebloomer aka freedom williams sr (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

i thing k.h is the best vidio game. but i hate everyones shoes in it they are shitty and ugly.

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 23 January 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i never beat this game... perhaps... i never will...

― David Warner (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 23 January 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

This has a few laughs: Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version

― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Lance Bass was the voice of Sephiroth

hahaha I don't know why but this is the best fact basically ever.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, January 16, 2007 1:07 PM (4 years ago)

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

haley joel osment was the protagonist iirc

― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I looked it up, and you're not "secondhand lion" (lying) (HJO career!).

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

lmao thats probably the first ever secondhand lion pun in world history

― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i... own that on dvd btw

― marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Monday, 24 January 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

kingdom hearts 3 it's so good

― adam, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

"Kingdom Hearts was awful. Plodding and dull with crappy controls. I can't imagine the new one will be any better.

― adam (adam), Saturday, November 19, 2005 7:12 PM (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

this is a wrong opinion

― adam, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

sora has a phone now and all the loading screens are like instagram posts from various characters

― adam, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:31 (five years ago) link

I'm a sucker for Donkey, Has this been posted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1ieehttdA

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:06 (five years ago) link

p accurate summary actually

― ciderpress, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:12 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFCNyY4loE

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 February 2019 19:56 (five years ago) link

Heh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMph2hAGj7k

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 February 2019 04:40 (five years ago) link

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