I spoke with Zen Clown last night

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Zen:

Your hatred ringeth clearer than Hackney Bells, and gives me much succour, uplift and seperation.

But stop camping outside my old house, I don't even live there any more.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

There was once a bra that claimed to do what Zen's anger does to Matt - lift and seperate.

― MSW, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

That reminds me. I lent Matt one of my favorite bras. It was on my girlfriend and he has never returned it. Matt? Dammit! I want my bra back. If you return her, without the bra, or if she's pregnant, I will demand restitution! It was a gift from Dude Steel. I only kept it on the girl so it wouldn't lose it's shape. It's a sentimental thing.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I will demand restitution!

Don't you mean prostitution?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Absolution

― A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Destitution

― C J (C J), Thursday, 7 April 2005 05:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Ba Da BING!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 7 April 2005 09:13 (nineteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

i awoke today in ormskirk. did i miss anything?

― hurley, Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:15 (eight years ago) link

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