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Boy was that centerfold scary. I still have nightmares where Egilfu is fingering the buttons at the collar of her tunic suggestively and then you notice the glint from the blade she has at her side.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Egilfu, eagle-eyed
Felt with fingers fraught
Her collar curly-coiled
And whispered wishful words.
But, blasted blade she bore!
In seconds in his side it sank!
He moaned, and was no more.

- Whelmwit, The Book of Saxon Bitches

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Where all the Saxon bitches at?
They all be down at Whelmwit's flat
He be alliterative and all that shit
One crazy mofo poet my man Whelmwit
(translated from the Latin)

-Epitaph from Winchester Cathedral

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Whelmwit is a great, great wit
That's how he gets his share of tit
For all the bitches dote on it
These Anglo-Saxons don't know shit

(translated from the cynghanedd by Tony Conran, Oxford Book of Welsh Verse)

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Have you ever been to Llareggub, Dorien?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I believe he is Mayor.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:32 (nineteen years ago) link

You believe everything you read on noodle packets. Even the "Liar's brand" ones.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 23 April 2004 08:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Should we be more skeptical about noodles? How depressing.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 23 April 2004 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

They lie. They lie like mothers.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Mothers lay don't they? Or Mother's lei is lying right were she laid it. I get so confused around noodles.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Llareggub? I know it! I know Llaregub yletulosba.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought as much.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Your thoughts lied.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Crafty bastards. But in the immortal words of Homer, "Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!" Alternately, I find that gin therapy has been working wonders for my thinking problem.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 29 April 2004 14:23 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Lilly Allen looks gamine

― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 06:39 (sixteen years ago) link

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