losing virginity

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i say, if you put it in the girl's vagina then your not a virgin, weather you cum or not. If you put it in the girl's butt then you (they guy) do not lose your virginity, but the girl has lost her ass virginity.

― gigaty (vebroll), Sunday, 21 May 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I was slightly angstful as to whether or not I'd lost my virginity for a while - it didn't really work the first time.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Sunday, 21 May 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

These days, the kids tell me, the bar is higher. If you haven't put it in somebody's butt you're technically still a virgin. Which is what I think Dan was saying.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:07 (seventeen years ago) link

He hasn't entered shit.

-- Dan (Just Saying) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), Saturday. (Dan Perry)

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:08 (seventeen years ago) link

donut, too:

Depends on what stupid yardstick "the kids" are defining "virginity loss" ass these days, although I believe it's the just-having-sex part.

-- ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (dot@dot.dot), May 20th, 2006 9:34 PM. (donut) (later) (link)

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"These days, the kids tell me, the bar is higher. If you haven't put it in somebody's butt you're technically still a virgin"

Suddenly The 40 Year-Old Virgin just became very relevant!

― timmy tannin (pompous), Monday, 22 May 2006 06:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Take care daughter dear
Don’t dream of many gallant men tonight
Take care daughter dear
For the doctor comes to steal your goods in the dead of night

Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight
Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight..........

etc

why o why do so many messageboarders type out lyrics from their favourite bands when they think it's relevant to the topic? Don't they realize it's just tiresome?-alright so the guy is only about 15, but even so. Without the music, delivery, phrasing etc, most lyrics are pretty shite, the one above no exception. I know that as you typed you were hearing it in your head in all its glory, (did you take a break to headbang/airguitar the solo?) but transcribed it's just dull and pointless. I don't care what music you like, there's another forum for that, and if I were a moderator I would instantly bin all such posts. Ok, quote a line-if you must- but not the whole fookin song, fade out included. At least this one hasn't typed out the entire chorus (often consisting of only one, repeated line) 3 or 4 times in the same post as I've seen some do. What a waste of time (mine and theirs)

― Mr Tutt (sti:v), Monday, 22 May 2006 09:34 (seventeen years ago) link

There's this thing called cut and paste, you know.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 22 May 2006 09:37 (seventeen years ago) link

For what it's worth, the night I remember as "the night I lost my virginity", there was no actual penetration going on. On the other hand, I have virtually no memory of the first time I *did* do that.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 22 May 2006 10:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Exception to rule: Lordi lyrics.
(x)

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 22 May 2006 10:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Does it count when a woman "loses her maidenhead" while horse-riding (or on a trampoline, like my very down-to-earth female cousin!)

― JTS (JTS), Monday, 22 May 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

about as much as it counts when a dude roots a fleshlight

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 22 May 2006 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Tutt otm.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 May 2006 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Proper vaginal penetration is the generally accepted definition of 'losing it' I think. Which is something of a shame for me since this happened almost 5 years after my first sexual experience.

― Cracks (Crackity), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Eh, it happened about 6 years after mine.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

You two should work on synchronising your story.

― Gerard (Gerard), Monday, 22 May 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Which of them has the vagina?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Looking back on my MSN archives from 2004, when my friend was wondering along the lines of this topic (for him a highly traumatic personal crisis), I discovered that I very insensitively decided to say "Dude, when you know the booty, you know the duty".

No wonder we don't speak so much any more........

― logged out!!!! (JTS), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, Tutt - I'll run all my posts by you first to make sure they won't offend your delicate sensibilities. LOL 15.
xpost

ps - your post was longer than mine, you wacky guy.

― timmy tannin (pompous), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

true fact:

i lost my virginity to a singapore prostitute
at the ripe age of twenty one.

spent the next ten years fucking everyone
in sight, trying to figure out what the
big deal was.

― Calliope Marakasu (lissajou), Thursday, 25 May 2006 06:23 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

I know I'm breaking the rules, but I'm only reviving this because I want a thread connection with

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