Taking Sides: "Velvet Goldmine" versus "Almost Famous"

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haha did you think spiderman was one of the three best looking dudes in hollywood before you saw IT?

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 21 April 2005 00:45 (eighteen years ago) link

mmm difficult.

I haven't seen Velvet Goldmine for a while, but it does feature some of my favourite actors. However I think Almost Famous captures that feeling/obsession about music quite well, and it's always a film I go back to watch...
so I guess Almost Famous for me.

jellybean (jellybean), Thursday, 21 April 2005 00:46 (eighteen years ago) link

AF's got Zooey, but otherwise I couldn't give a rat's ass about either.

(Will)(iam), Thursday, 21 April 2005 00:47 (eighteen years ago) link

hahahahahaha dude blount that took me way too long to understand. I HAD FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

what was that movie, where they made Tobey Maguire a beardo? If they took beardo Maguire and made him make out with Ewan McGregor in Velvet Goldmine, I'd probably have become 100% lesbian on the spot.

Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Thursday, 21 April 2005 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link

VG has Arthur!

Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 21 April 2005 00:50 (eighteen years ago) link

tobey maguire has a beard in ride that devil!. i can't remember if he actually makes out with robert downey jr. in wonder boys.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 21 April 2005 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link

wasn't ride the devil or whatever the movie that also starred Jewel?? So fucked up.

Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Thursday, 21 April 2005 00:53 (eighteen years ago) link

skeet ulrich was in it too!

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 21 April 2005 00:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i haven't even seen almost famous, so maybe that speaks for itself.

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Watch the first half sometime. It has Frances McDormand.

happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Brian Slade from Velvet Goldmine is also in Ride with the Devil. Bit part. Anyway, Velvet Goldmine wins for hot actors and little Oscar Wilde saying "I want to be a pop icon."

Maria (Maria), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link

almost famous is steel magnolias for men over 40 with a ponytail. somehow i managed to like it better than vanilla sky which, except for the 15 genius seconds where tom is freaking out about his mask, made me grip the sofa white knuckled in an embarrassed fury.

velvet goldmine is bad but uh "rich" and it's not boring until the last 70 or 80 minutes.

g e o f f (gcannon), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

"i do wonder what almost famous would've been like if sarah polley hadn't passed on the kate hudson role."

On an episode of Jon Favreau's Dinner For Five (featuring the cast of Elf), the Sarah Polley thing is brought up. (Will Ferrell calls Zooey D. "Scraps" because all her plum film parts came as a result of the first choice(s) turning them down.) Favreau goes on a leeeetle too long about how Polley would've been great as the skanky slut groupie, & almost goes so far as to say something seriously insulting & pervy about SP along the lines of, "yeah, Polley's got that skeezy around-the-block nice-&-fucked way about her; my TV eye's tuned into that shit, no doubt about it." (Maybe I'm reading a little into that exchange, tho.) (Just maybe.) Favreau also talked about turfing his audition for the Lester Bangs part, & how CC humored him as he FUBAR'd take after take after take.

Anyway, I hated VG when I saw it, & I liked AF when I saw it, but my opinion of the former's gone up as my opinion for the latter has gone subterranean. So, when in doubt, I go w/ the flick that shows some dick.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I loved Fairuza Balk in Almost Famous. One of our greatest talents! Best walking into a pillar scene ever! And I really liked the Fear of Glam hotel lobby scene, when they guys in Dogwater or whatever they're called get outshone by Bowie.

You know, it's weird , but I don't find anyone in Velvet Goldmine attractive. Still, it's the greatest film ever made, of course.

Also, no one ever talks about Toni Collette's fantastic Liza-in-Cabaret-as-Angie-Bowie tour de force. Was nice to know that Lindsey Kemp is still alive, too.

Moosie Grosvenor (Arthur), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, no one ever talks about Toni Collette's fantastic Liza-in-Cabaret-as-Angie-Bowie tour de force. Was nice to know that Lindsey Kemp is still alive, too.

Yeah, Collette does the best job in the film on the acting front hands down. The conscious use of varying accents is handled quite well. And I tripped out on Kemp as well!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

i'd go to war for toni collette

g e o f f (gcannon), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

geoff, your description of almost famous sounds awful!

Maria (Maria), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:44 (eighteen years ago) link

So, when in doubt, I go w/ the flick that shows some dick.

That's a great rule of thumb.

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 21 April 2005 04:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Velvet Goldmine. Fuck Rolling Stone bullshit.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 21 April 2005 04:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Velvet Goldmine wins for hot actors and little Oscar Wilde saying "I want to be a pop icon."

that, and the little boy jack fairy rubbing the blood over his lips to make lipstick after getting beat up!

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 21 April 2005 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

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always makes me laugh.

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 21 April 2005 04:53 (eighteen years ago) link

velvet goldmine by a mile.

altho almost famous is useful, since yelling "c'mon Stillwater, play louder" at the band on stage REALLLLLY pisses them off! :D

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 April 2005 05:26 (eighteen years ago) link

velvet goldmine in theory = the best film ever
velvet goldmine in practice = the worst film ever

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 21 April 2005 05:54 (eighteen years ago) link

also, fairuza balk was soooo hot in AF.

for those who can't recall, here's fairuza herself, pictured here with a lucky fan:

http://img245.echo.cx/img245/8521/fairuzabalk26rp.th.jpg

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 April 2005 06:15 (eighteen years ago) link

fairuza is ALWAYS hott. (that said, i hate both movies for vastly different reasons.)

nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Thursday, 21 April 2005 06:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, Kate Hudson in "Almost Famous" looks exactly like our Amber. And "Velvet Goldmine" had more "highlights" i.e. good scenes, as well as more "terrible".

Dunno.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 21 April 2005 07:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Velvet Goldmine, because it has an absolutely fantastic opening credits scene with Eno music and Christian Bale. Almost Famous has an opening credits scene with, um, I can't remember.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Almost Famous also loses points for Anna Paquin's general creepiness and having more lines than Fairuza Balk.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:23 (eighteen years ago) link

VG easily, tho I think all the faux-Citizen Kane stuff is crap. And best running-thru-streets title sequence since A Hard Day's Night.

Billy Crudup w/ bad facial hair, what's the point of THAT? F Balk into pillar is the highlight.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:33 (eighteen years ago) link

will you all balk at the notion that i think f. balk is creepy?

jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Velvet Goldmine = FAN FICTION MADE FLESH!!! or, well, at least celluloid. Which makes it the best film ever, both in concept and practise.

Almost Famous was a bit "meh". I'm not interested in actual groupies, only conceptual groupiedom. Plus, the journalist irritated me a lot more than Christian Bale blokey.

Lapdog Shoesnog (kate), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I disliked both when I first saw them. But Velvet Goldmine now gets better and better every time I see it to the point where I really love it. There is no reason to see Almost Famous again. Everyone in it, except the mom, was unlikeable. Why is Christian Bale so sweaty all throughtout VG, though.

h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's a point. The first time I saw VG, I was a bit disappointed, but every time I see it, I catch something else that I missed the first time, making it seem deeper and deeper and more interesting.

Lapdog Shoesnog (kate), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I prefer Almost Famous.

But what I like best are the opening credits to Velvet Goldmine.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link

VG bored me, but AF actively annoyed me so I guess VG wins. I keep meaning to watch Velvet Goldmine again because so many people I know sing its praises, so maybe I missed something the first time I watched it.

Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I guess I enjoyed some of Almost Famous. It was trying to tug at my strings too much = thumbs down.

Velvet Goldmine for blount's reasons and for the soundtrack. I used to have a VG poster on my wall in college.

xpost the opening sequence of VG is great! The kids in platforms running to get tickets!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:05 (eighteen years ago) link

But heck, "High Fidelity" really annoyed me. (nothing to do with it being americanised)

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:05 (eighteen years ago) link

The surprise ending of VG, though, seemed to be the blatantly obvious plot as indicated right at the beginning...

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I found the plot to be less than blatantly obvious, I.E. I couldn't tell it was there.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

This is Spinal Tap.

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:23 (eighteen years ago) link

velvet goldmine in theory = the best film ever
velvet goldmine in practice = the worst film ever

I don't know if I'd call the theory of Velvet Goldmine the best film ever, but it's certainly an era rife with the potential for great storytelling. I heartily agree that its execution places it firmly in the running for worst film ever.

Still, Velvet Goldmine doesn't give me the fucking shivers of abject loathing that Almost Famous (which I'd place alongside The Big Chill and The Committments in the pre-packaged nostaliga department). Ugh.

Moreover, with the celestial exception of the afore-mentioned This Is Spinal Tap (admittedly a parody and thus excluded from the running), I cannot think of a film about fictional bands that doesn't fail miserably.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, is it me, or was Velvet Goldmine longer than fuckin' Ghandi?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

blount is so otm in his first two posts. the only thing that almost famous gets across (and i really don't think it was on purpose) is how boring the whole business of touring is.

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Alex, I have this with every Haynes film. :-(

nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

It was you, Alex.

Ewan Mac is the only recent trou-dropping actor who had something worth showing.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Huey Lewis just experienced shrinkage w/ your cavalier dismissal of his unit, Morb!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I pick VG, although I don't think the Bowie-esque character is charismatic enough. Morbius and others OTM about opening sequence. I love the bit where Christian Bale buys a new record and brings it home to play it.

Among the many annoying things in AF- "I am a golden god!"

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 21 April 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, that whole slipping the LP on the turntable scene may be the most erotic one in the film. I also liked Bale's "MOM! DAD! That's MEE!" yelp.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh God, I had momentarily forgotten the whole buying-the-record-and-playing-it sequence.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 April 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's the obvious way to write a convincing fake I suppose. Chris Morris' Pixies spoof, "Motherbanger", is just made up of Pixies riffs cut and pasted.

Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Friday, 22 April 2005 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Craig Wedren said for "The Ballad of Maxwell Demon" that he just reversed the chord structure of "All the Young Dudes." Might as well go the direct route!

Holy shit! I need to hear that song again to hear this for myself. Uh, but first, where did I put my VG soundtrack? *laughs* Oh wait, I think I know where it is. Anyway, this thread could very well cause me to dig up my VG soundtrack and stop (temporarily) with the classic New Wave stuff I'm massively into right now. OH! And it's pretty cool seeing most of Radiohead SUCCESSFULLY do glam; if I had been a rational-thinking individual, this should've given me an impetus to check out the band's musical output. But, hey, "Creep" was one of my favorite songs of the year it came out in and that wasn't enough to... uh, excuse me, I think I'm going to kick my own ass now. ;)

Really, though, I think I was most intrigued by the fact that the movie afforded me the first chance I'd ever had to hear the original Cockney Rebel version of "(Come Up And See Me) Make Me Smile". The only version I'd heard of that song was the Duran cover and these were still pre-file sharing days for me, so when I heard the original in the closing credits for the very first time, my heart skipped multiple beats and I almost sucked the air out of the auditorium. Verdict at the time, though, was that I was kinda disappointed by how mellow it was, though now I'm totally equally in love with both versions.

Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 22 April 2005 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

"almost" almost the worst music movie ever made. "vg" flawed, overblown, but an honest attempt--and a cool soundtrack, any movie that uses "needles in the camels eye" over the credits is fine by me.

edd s hurt (ddduncan), Saturday, 23 April 2005 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link

three years pass...

holy shit almost famous is the probably the worst movie i've ever seen in my life

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 June 2008 07:21 (fifteen years ago) link

this actually gets more inexplicable by the scene

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 June 2008 07:22 (fifteen years ago) link

oh lol here is the sister randomly in the same airport ^_^

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 June 2008 07:23 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm bewildered by the anti-grandmother stance of blount's first post

J.D., Sunday, 8 June 2008 07:35 (fifteen years ago) link

ned's first post on this was so right, no more needs to be said.

Maria, Sunday, 8 June 2008 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link

almost famous is the big chill of my generation (people who were teens in the first half of the 70s)

m coleman, Sunday, 8 June 2008 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link

in other words -- sentimental and mawkish exercise in nostalgia. but hey, i liked it so shoot me now.

m coleman, Sunday, 8 June 2008 12:36 (fifteen years ago) link

i liked it

Surmounter, Sunday, 8 June 2008 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link

almost famous' only saving grace is that it introduced me to Zooey Deschanel.

will, Sunday, 8 June 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

actually, it might have been Mumford that did that (underrated flick btw) but I think AF is where I fell in love.

The rest of it is a steaming pile though.

will, Sunday, 8 June 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

which is kinda funny cause Mumford and the Big Chill both written & directed by Kasdan

will, Sunday, 8 June 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

oh lol here is the sister randomly in the same airport ^_^

hahaha

Almost Famous had some great moments and solid acting (especially on the part of Crudup) but I remember being disappointed that it had such a cliche Hollywood ending (Everyone is saved and it all works out thanks to the power of Rock 'n' Roll).

Its mistakes aside, it is miles better than Velvet Goldmine. As much as I like Bowie, Roxy, etc more than early 1970s blues rock VG is the crappier film. The Bowie character is unlikeable, the Iggy Pop character somewhat interesting (but he sadly gets less time than Bowie) and the Bale character is left to be too mysterious for his own good.

Also, it's incredibly pretentious (The Oscar Wilde connection/Gay ring scenes FTL) and, ironically, manages to outdo Cameron Crowe in the hero worship department. As much as Crowe gets hammered for being a wistful and self-congratulating baby boomer he at least showed some distance and had some criticism for certain parts of the "rock and roll life" (though he sort of undoes all the criticism with the aforementioned Hollywood happy ending). Haynes' movie just reminded me why I couldn't stand more than fifteen minutes of I'm Not There: it's flat-out idolatrous towards its subject matter, and ends up providing little insight because of it.

I'd think you'd have to be of the mindset that the VG-inspiring period, culture and archetypes are infinitely more interesting than the ones found in Almost Famous to excuse all the nostalgia and bedroom-poster worship that goes on in VG and then have all sorts of unbalanced hate for AF for going on a nostalgia trip.

Cunga, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 06:30 (fifteen years ago) link

The 'surprise' end of VG, that the loungey singer right at the start of the film was the 'missing' whassisname, um, I thought it so obvious that it was a given for the audience...

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 08:16 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Almost Famous is amazing! I thought it would inspire me to write a great article, but instead it inspired me to quit my job!

I don't know what I would think of it had i not related to the film so well...I'm very similar to Fugit's character (granted, I have yet to write for Rolling Stone or Creem).

Tape Store, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

John Simon articulated my own feelings about Almost Famous better than I did earlier regarding the cop-out tone of the movie:

"William's big dilemma is whether to tell the truth about the tour and alienate the band, or write a puff piece, and have Rolling Stone reject it. The youth opts for the former, but is forgiven by the band, whose reputation soars because of the article; Crowe makes the opposite choice with his movie and, whatever success it may reap, loses me."

"Some films are just good enough for you to have wished them a bit better. They are a little too sentimental, soft, and mildly dishonest to be much more than a slightly melancholy missed opportunity."

Cunga, Sunday, 16 August 2009 08:27 (fourteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

holy shit almost famous is the probably the worst movie i've ever seen in my life ― J0rdan S.

vs.

Almost Famous is amazing! I thought it would inspire me to write a great article, but instead it inspired me to quit my job! ― Tape Store

I just watched this last night, so I searched to see how ILX viewed it.

If I had taken this movie at all seriously, as a heartfelt statement about youth and coming of age, or as an homage to an era of music I felt deeply about, or as an ode to the value of music journalism, I probably would have been as disgusted as Jordan. I suppose, if I were young enough, there's an outside chance I might have been as inspired as Tape Store. As it was, I merely enjoyed it because it was affectionate and shallow and cartoony and it made me laugh out loud five or six times. It entertained me for two hours and I'll have forgotten all about it in two weeks.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 3 June 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link

PSH as Lester Bangs was pretty awesome
Side-stepping the statutory rape groupie thing much less so

Randomly started watching clips the other night because of youtube recommendations - as not-particularly-good as the movie is, I'd totally watch a movie about Stillwater 2017, playing the Three Dog Night town arts festival circuit

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link

I hated teh Veklvet Goldmine treatment of Iggy as someone with no rhythm. Preferred Almost Famous .

Stevolende, Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:50 (six years ago) link

Velvet Goldmine.

Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Sunday, 4 June 2017 03:07 (six years ago) link

I kinda love Velvet Goldmine, and as messy as it is I think it's the key to understanding Todd Haynes. He's made better films, but I think they become even better by watching Velvet Goldmine a couple of times and thinking about it.

Frederik B, Sunday, 4 June 2017 08:28 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

20 years! Feels like 10

https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-news/almost-famous-20th-anniversary-reunion-1017345/

piscesx, Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:50 (three years ago) link

I was watching Gone Girl two nights ago, which is the only time I've seen Patrick Fugit (William) since.

clemenza, Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link

His career really didn't take off. I forgot he was in Spun. Also really creepy in Queen of Earth.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 June 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

finally saw the “Untitled” cut aka Bootleg version

if you hate the movie you’ll still hate it obviously but imo it’s better than the theatrical cut, has a lot more moments btw characters, it benefits from being a bit slower paced

there is an extra scene where Stillwater do an on-air radio interview with Kyle Gass playing a stoned radio dj that is hilarious & perfect
(imo you could put it in the dictionary under “Album Oriented Rock radio station”)

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 July 2021 17:41 (two years ago) link

one month passes...
nine months pass...

LOOOONG overdue, just waiting on whenever the formal announcment is.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 19 June 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link


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