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I do apologize, James. My behaviour was, at best, uncouth and unfair. Full apology coming later.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It's okay Mitch! I was not offended at all!

james, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

But I've got a whole full apology planned! It has a picture and everything!

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

1:42pm
I'm hungry. No real lunch available. Very briefly considered trying Orange Choc Chip biscuits again. Decided against it.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

2:44pm
Here's the fantastically exciting Interactive part of the blog, where your input helps decide the outcome of Very Important Stuff in Mitch's life! Today's episode: I think I am going to eat this (red) apple. I kinda feel like it. Should I go ahead?

Voting begins now and ends in 2 minutes.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes Mitch, eat the apple immediately!

Robben Carmuddy, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Have the apple, Mitch. Cheers!

Tome Ewing, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

No, eat the orange chocolate biscuits instead!

Roman, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Fuck you!

Ethin, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I R thinking U R eating the apple!

PhatNick, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Go with your heart.

Tom's Beard, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

3:00pm
The apple is being eaten! It's a bit too mushy. Not as crisp as I like them.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

8:04pm
I liked tonight's "Futurama". Was the one with the seven-leaf clover.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

12:18pm
At about 9:30 I remember that I actually wanted to go out tonight. Instead of making the appropriate calls, I do nothing. Against my better judgement, I really like this Ben Folds song. It's called "Not The Same". I saw him perform it on the Conan O'Brien show. He banged on his piano with noticeable passion. Punk. Huge, almost song- destroying lyrical misstep: when Folds momentarily switches the focus from the individual (a stoner turned bible-junkie) to (what I assume is) a generic, cartoonish sketch of Jehova's Witnesses ("they come knocking at your door with this look in their eyes") he risks turning what sounds like something genuinely *heartfelt* into a Weird Al- esque novelty song. Luckily, the even *huger* chorus pretty much makes up for it. I like to pretend that: 1) it's about a girl 2) Billy Joel never existed.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

10:24pm
Nothing happened today. Nothing. Oh, I bought some shoes. They're blue, I already have blue shoes, but those are really kinda worn down, but nevertheless maybe I should've gone for the black cause it goes with more things, y'know. But the blue ones still looked nicer. So, yeah, I bought shoes.

Swimming! I went swimming! Well, almost, I just sorta waded around the pool, I don't think I even did a lap.

So how come when I first heard "Harder Better Faster Stronger" on TV, I thought "so *this* is the fantastic stuff off the much-loved Discovery!" but when I downloaded the mp3, I listened once and never wanted to hear it again? The mind works in mysterious ways. Now downloading: "One More Time".

Just thought about last night's Futurama again. It was *poignant*.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

what kind of shoes mitch? running shoes? cowboy boots?

Samantha, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

can i say this is the best thread evah

anthony, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Those would be sneakers, Samantha - or, as I like to say as of right now, "sneaks." Actually the gin-yoo-wine term for shoes of that sort over here is "takkies". And now you know.

Mitch Lastnamewithehld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

takkies? you're in arizona right? in texas we call them tennis shoes.

Samantha, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Why, thank you Anthony! *hops around the room like a chihuahua with ADD"

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

calm down or i will force you to have anal sex with a great dane.

anthony, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Who will be the bottom Anthony?

Samantha, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Samantha: I am going to be in Arizona next week, but I am a born and bred citizen of South Africa.

Anthony: You have exposed the inherent problems in not being able to moderate my own blog. And I'm calm now. Take your Great Dane elsewhere. (it wasn't Hamlet, was it?)

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

11:47pm
Made a bad joke on the internet.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

This thread is like interactive TV! WHY didn't I come here sooner?!

rainy, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I like this thread too! But I still think it needs some Mike Hanle y CAPS!!!

james, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

agreed.

rainy, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

1:04pm
I'm off to the shops now to buy pants. (I'm buying clothes and shoes and stuff cause I need them and I'm leaving for AZ tomorrow.)

James thinks I NEED MORE HANLE Y-ESQUE CAPS. Rainy concurs. I, however, disagree: lowercase is softer on the eyes.

Interactive TV: Where is it? I'm certain we were meant to have it by now. Or is the 3rd world just lagging behind and you people overseas can choose with your remotes how much eyeshadow the CNN lady should be sporting?

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Saturday, 15 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

12:23om (but in my head it's 9:10am)
Mitch is now in the desert! (Tucon, that is.) My flight wasn't bad. Tired. Many airports. Paris. Chicago. Baggage. Terminal 1. Peanuts. Lost. Terminal 2A. Stamp. Tickets. Stairs. Right this way sir. Found. Tired.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

9:15pm
Know this:

"Hot Shots II" is easy-listening music for a warm summer's night, stretched out on a pew perched on the rings of Saturn, watching celestial events all while sipping pan galactic gargle blasters.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

9:27pm
Why the rubbish metaphors? Well, I'm listening on a different hi-fi here (smaller than mine, not as many features etc.) with these cheap headphones (cos' I forget to bring my good ones)and I'll be damned if it doesn't make everything sound heavenly! I can't quite explain it, there's a noticeable lack of bass and they're too trebly, but "Rooty" and "Hot Shots II" were almost religious experiences last night.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Some thoughts, kinda related to Josh 's latest Change musings: "Pay for the Piano" is probably my least favourite song on the disc (and I still like it quite a bit)- I feel as if it's delivered begrudingly, it's the kind of track (loud, fast, chorus-centric) that some might label a "typical D-Plan rocker", which makes it something of an anomaly on the rest of an atypical album (then again, The Plan never really delivers 'typical' material, anyway). So when it comes on, I think of the band taking in a deep breath (it's right there 4:47 into Superpowers!) and giving us the umptemo rock song we've come to demand. This notion of obligation is mirrored in the lyrics- "It may as well be us".

and re: the lyrics to "Following Through", the lyrical perspective seems quite hard to pin down- at first it's maybe wistful, thinking about a relationship that never really came to fruition and wondering what might've been. Then the chorus suggests a triumphant defiance but in the final line it changes to a kind of resigned, graceful defeat ("I'm just following through"). I like this apparent confusion.

Could Josh or anyone else fill this in for me: "When I was ten, I had this book of modern fighterplanes, with F15s and ---(part I can't hear properly)---Ocean City girls on the boardwalk singing 'oh oh oh oh"

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 20 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I don't understand those lyrics either, but I never heard it as "book" so I thought he said "model fighter planes", and after "F15s" I think he says "Migs".

Josh, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

And you know, I have goddamn permalinks now for a reason.

cheers,

Josh, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

12:07pm
Permalinks (despite their would-be reassuring unison of 'permanant' and 'links') remind me of the ephemeral nature of life and so depress me. I find linking to joshblog as a whole more comforting.

Tim F, you're right: "All I know" is a thing of understated beauty.

Another good thing: Tinkling piano keys. You can find them on the third part of Mos Def's "Brooklyn". And quite a bit on "Hot Shots II", I think. And many many other places. Someone should come here and party with me on New Years.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

12:19pm
The last bit should've been a separate thought. But there'll probably be tinkling piano keys here if you had your heart set. Come on.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

1:42 AM
Mitch, you are a mentalist.

Josh, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

7:23pm
yeah, Josh is probably right.

Yesterday I went up to Tucon's Mt. Lemmon. Staring out the car window: rows of cacti seem to stretch ever heavenward, poking the puffy underbellies of the clouds like some celestial re-enactment of the pillsbury doughboy commercial. Then: white patches begin to dot the mountainscape like the epidermis of a concerned patient in a dermatologist's waiting room. Finally: layers of thick white impasto snow hug the rock in an embrace more frigid than one received from a distant relative in a display of reluctant affection. I've never been much of an outdoorsman myself, but it was breathtaking.

It's a good thing I brought with Boards of Canada's "In a beatiful place out in the country" EP that I purchased not two days before.

Amo Bishop Rodan.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Monday, 24 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Overheard", Installment #1:

Scene: Borders, a mall.

Her: ...so of couse I dumped him.
Him: Well, you don't have to worry about *me* getting it up!

She didn't look or sound any older than 14. Yes, blah blah society's rapidly descending moral codes etc. but what worries me is that there's probably a 15 yr old guy out there fretting over his possible sexual dysfunction when he should be, I dunno, playing Mortal Kombat Twelve in the arcade or something.

On second thought: fuck him. That's what you get for screwing precociously picky 14 yr olds.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Yesterday I cried for the first time/
Just another day to call my own."

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Mitch's second to last post is a wonderful thing.

N., Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Josh! Other D-Plan fans! From the mouth of (whatever Plan member was sitting at the pc on AIM)himself, the missing "Ellen & Ben" lyrics:

waitforit....

("..with F15s and Migs")/ "that and a bowl of breyer's mint chip was life at its apex"

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

mitch that's the 'who shot ya' beat!

ethan, Thursday, 27 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

More signs of the Plan's hiphop-friendly attitude, then. You should listen to them instead of that twee stuff you like so much, Ethan.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oops. A mizzunderstanding. Ethan was talking about "Brooklyn". He should still listen to the Plan instead of the Apples in Stereo or what have you.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

10:30pm
I am going to Las Vegas tomorrow, for two days. Anything I should know about the Sity of Cin?

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The ten of clubs is your magic card, that is all.

Mr Noodles, Friday, 28 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

3:34pm
Las Vegas, you were a big disappointment.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 30 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The Good Stuff About My Trip to Las Vegas: A sizeable amount of 'father 'n son quality time', mostly over video poker (ps. This is not to be undervalued. Really.) Nice art exhibition at heritage museum. Decent stand-up comedy show.

The Not Especially Good Stuff, In Fact, the Rather Downright Bad Stuff About My Trip to Las Vegas: It was incredibly frustating. Back home, at age 18 you're legally entitled to drink, gamble, get into nightclubs, drink some more etc. This means you're sneaking into clubs and getting plastered at age 16. By the time you reach 19, you're waxing nostalgic about the good ol' days and wondering if maybe you aren't ready to settle into a slightly less "hectic" weekend routine. So you arrive in Vegas with a distaste for excessive glitz, but at the same time you secretly hope that you'll be able to take advantage of at least some of that delicious, leather-clad, booty-shakin', high-rollin' decadence you've heard so much about. But lest you forget: you're a minor. None of that for you. You may as well be 12. Argh.

I did manage a little gambling and, really, I wouldn't have done much more had it been legal for me to do so. I can't watch money turn to nothing, it eats me up on da insidez. I'm pretty sure I get this cash neurosis from my mom. And, with the ever-weakening SA Rand, performing constant currency conversions in my head (ie. multiplying everything by 12) can be a stomach-churning exercise. And I had a running nose and a scratchy throat, but if I mention that I run the risk of coming off like a tedious, whiny, (undersexed), self-involved pre-post-teen *and* a sympathy whore.

So, yeah, mostly disappointed. And wondering how I'm going to scare up some decadence of my very own back here in lil' Tucson in 12 hours. And it's my Dad's birthday today, too. Happy Birthday Dad.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

tell them about how you found two copies of d.i. go pop you bastard. "oh, well, i have the one, i don't need two that i could send a second copy to jess to replace his lost one that he's been searching for for three years."

jess, Monday, 31 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

2:05am

still here, still working, very tired. nothing of interest to report.

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 2 November 2003 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
what about now?

rainy (rainy), Monday, 8 December 2003 00:02 (twenty years ago) link

hey rainy! now? still not much going on. it's holiday time though! so i've spent a good three weeks sleeping and drinking and not really quite being the free and easy new me that i promised myself i'd be after the 03 workyear was over. i spend a LOT of 2003 in that computer lab. this year was kinda crummy. one miserable, aborted relationship, about 49 sleepness nights, a mugging and a car accident. nothing really traumatic though, so i shouldn't complain. made some pretty good art, listened to lots of good music, met some new friends. some people here have had it much worse, it seems. anyway, still got lots planned for the next couple weeks, so i can yet re-invent myself and reclaim the oh three in the name of fun. though i suspect that attempting to change yourself through travelling to new places where nobody knows you is kind of a dud idea. oh well, it's 3am, i really really shouldn't still be awake, so g'nite.

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:06 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...
hi mitch! what's up?

rainy (rainy), Friday, 19 March 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago) link

remember when hanle y wz god :(

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

all but forgotten, if not for the kindly rainy.

what's up? let's see... trying to cut down ilx usage, failing, hiding behind pseudonym "m." (you'd be disguised too if you'd done drunken london ilx fap karaoke like i've done drunken london ilx fap karaoke), getting lazier, experiencing constant faint sense of imminent unpleasantness, joined a gym (haven't started yet however), convinced of own ugliness again, tired of wanting new things, restless yet lethargic, bored of being single, unsatisfied with own creative work. not entirely unhappy, though.

and you?

m., Tuesday, 23 March 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago) link

are you still in the desert?

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago) link

we're all in the desert, teeny.

rainy (rainy), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:24 (twenty years ago) link

indeed we are.

teeny (teeny), Friday, 26 March 2004 12:58 (twenty years ago) link

FIN

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 March 2004 14:24 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...
where is mitch?!

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I was thinking the same thing! Come back mitch and rainy!

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

mitch,

i didn't read all the posts on here. i have lived in tucson for about a year and a half, i was in phoenix for 3 years. tucson is a much better place than phoenix...it's not a sprawling strip mall with 115° summers, you can walk around and actually get somewhere (sort of depending on where you are in tucson), the restaurants are better, as is the coffee and, lastly, PDQ RECORDS IS A WAREHOUSE FULL OF WAX!!!

matthew thompson (mgthompson), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

hi mitch!

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

cozen is it your birthday yet?

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

hi mitch!

European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

june 3rd, jel

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

not sure i quite want to do this but... hi!

jermaine (jnoble), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
hi all im thinking of moving out 2 toucon wot do ya think good plce 2 b or no

allison hubbard, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

hi mitch!

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

it's pretty good here

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i've been thinking about the desert

get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link

the great american one

get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

An old-timey term it sez, and yet I keep hearing it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

those wacky mormons and their irrigation

get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.desertusa.com/life.html

Great American Desert

gabbneb, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

the California Desert(s)

gabbneb, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

mitch?

Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Monday, 22 August 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link


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