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To me the Charlie Murphy stuff deserves its own half hour.

Definitely. Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories deserves a full series (with Chappelle in it of course). I'm sure they could get an entire season out of Rick James alone...

(anyone who han't seen them, this nice person has DivX copies to DL)

mmmmsalt (Graeme), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago) link

That Rick James thing was too long.

It was not long enough.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 19:10 (twenty years ago) link

It was a bit long, imo. I love Chappelle but the "XXXXXXXXX, bitch!" gimmick can get old. (see: most ilx posts)

dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago) link

"Game. Blouses."

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

the charlie murphy bits are pure brilliance.

and yeah an hour is needed.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

I only saw this show for the first time last week (my friend Dave had a couple episodes on tape) and I will be DAMNED if I'm going to start hating already. All the skits mentioned (well, the one's that I've seen) made me laugh. Hell, the Lil Jon skit made me finally appreciate "Damn!" (which before I found kind of generic....OKAY!!!)

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

oh wait. I'll hate on the musical parts. It's like a scary reminder that he means well.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

I know the performance of Mos Def in the car is on the DVD. I like it, but it's really short.
I just have to say that I think the Mad Real World is really funny, esp Dave as Tron

Mitchell (Mitchell), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:42 (twenty years ago) link

It was a bit long, imo. I love Chappelle but the "XXXXXXXXX, bitch!" gimmick can get old. (see: most ilx posts)

now lets not exclude everyday conversation with this, either.

its only funny when I do it, anyways.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:31 (twenty years ago) link

I want to know why Lil' Jon is always wearing a cap from my alma mater. I mean, he's from the ATL?

that last bit was pretty good.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

I am intrigued by the sound of this show.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:41 (twenty years ago) link

Thank you, the nedfox.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:51 (twenty years ago) link

Haha

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:51 (twenty years ago) link

OK, that monologue from tonight's "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" = SO FUCKING CLASSIC.

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:55 (twenty years ago) link

agreed. that was much better than last weeks.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago) link

hmm, kayne. . .i'm really not pro-the music bit. more comedy please! I mean, shit, I could watch 106 and Park if I wanted to see this shit.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago) link

And his World Series of Dice character with the Bogart-lip cig better become a recurring character

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago) link

Thank you, the nedfox.

I like that! :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago) link

yeah it's only a half-hour show and one whole segment is taken up by music guests? damn lazy stoner can't write enough material to fill a whole show.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:58 (twenty years ago) link

although i have to say this kitchen setting with the second MC cooking somehting in the background when he's not on the mic is pretty good.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 March 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago) link

What season is it in, now?

I'm a fan of the show but regularly tune in. Chappelle is my all time favorite racist, for Half Baked alone. Genius.

I always laugh out loud at at least ONE thing in the show. The only other thing that makes me laugh out loud without fail is The Onion.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, 4 March 2004 04:33 (twenty years ago) link

This is the second season.

and I hope you're joking about the "racist" bit.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 March 2004 04:35 (twenty years ago) link

haha keep it real, sam

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:06 (twenty years ago) link

"WU-TANG!"

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:37 (twenty years ago) link

diversify your bonds, nigga

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:42 (twenty years ago) link

Clackity clackity * 50.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 4 March 2004 05:52 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Making the Band and the beer commercial were weak, but Snoop's 'Dangle' made up for any shortcomings in the episode..

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 25 March 2004 06:25 (twenty years ago) link

worst episode ever, huh? missed the first sketch, but my friends agreed with milo that it was lame.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 25 March 2004 06:34 (twenty years ago) link

I hope they aren't running out of the funny already. The Oprah skit wasn't that great, two bad ones this week, Lil' Jon got old quick.

But the puppets had me rolling. Maybe it's juvenile, the show is weakest when he holds back on the offensive content.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 25 March 2004 06:43 (twenty years ago) link

I think I remember laughing somewhat often last week. I also think I remember being a bit tipsy.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 25 March 2004 06:57 (twenty years ago) link

I thought the Sesame Street style song was genius.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

I spit hot fiah!

ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

this guy was in the nutty professor, right?

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

however, next week's promise of "The Player-Hatah Club goes back in time" seems so enticing...

Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

i was glad to see snoop perform 'deep cover' last night. i thought we were due for some more of the more recent crap that snoop is responsible for. the making the band was pretty fun, but the rest was garbage.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

you guys are all bitter fat girls

dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

I think so far this season has been somewhat consistent in its hit-and-miss ratio, if that makes any sense. usually if most of an episode is weak, there'll be at least one skit that will reward you for bothering to watch. this week it was definitely the Making The Band 2 parody, although you might have to be an avid watcher of the show to get some of the jokes, but I was fucking dying.

Al (sitcom), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

also, when Lil Jon was on TRL the other day, I'm positive he was actually doing an impression of Chappelle's impression of him. he would even answer questions by saying "WHAT?".

Al (sitcom), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago) link

al otm.

dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:08 (twenty years ago) link

I really liked the Oprah sketch from a few nights ago, along w/ the jury selection bit, but last night's ep. was terrible.

Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago) link

I can't believe anyone would pick Making the Band over the puppets.

"I get so much puppet ass..."

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, to each their own, but I thought the jury selection bit was tedious. Chappelle gave us his ultimate take on the U.S. legal system in Season 1 when he had that opera singer sing that the police never seriously looked for Biggie or Tupac's killers.

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 26 March 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

The jury selection bit was bad enough I completely forgot about.

I liked the skits earlier in this season when he had the stockbroker treated like a crack dealer and vice versa.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 26 March 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

"then the defendant's wife threw her titties in my hands, your honor"

oops (Oops), Friday, 26 March 2004 00:09 (twenty years ago) link

I thought the making the band episode was hella funny. I watch that show all the time so i know what he was talking about, but even if i didnt chappelle acting like P.Diddy was funny all by itself!

Marie Reed, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

the jury sketch was too long, but the video at the end("...and his gramma would have to be there, too!") was great.

Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago) link

This episode had me PEEING. The Oprah skit was ridiculously funny.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

I loved that bit with arsenio. WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS CHEESE WAS SO FUCKIN GOOD??

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

I loved the bit with Arsenio because it was so random and silly.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

I fear that if tonight's show is no good, my friend will put Dave's balls in a vice. He seems genuinely pissed off that "the last two episodes have been horrible".

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

deems if you meant "is there a single good stand-up comedian who just says funny things" then the answer is no, there are lots

― bae (sic), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 23:41 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

mayne im imploring you to read what i actually wrote

xps re comedy = making audience uncomfortable, re "comedy must punch up", re "comedy must make the target laugh also" imo all of this is taking views of what any given comedy act can do, sure, but treating any of these personal preferences as imperatives is .... wrong, imo

for thread purposes ofc its irrelevant chappelles stuff isnt funny and most happily the reasons it isnt funny are at least linked to his focusing more on his own self indulgence than being funny

left a chara i think not liking comedy is fine but it cant be ones whole personality, we had a poster or two do that bit before and well they were awful

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 January 2024 00:12 (three months ago) link

The thing that I found most valuable about Gadsby’s Nanette was when they broke down the mechanics of a joke, paraphrased: “you are trying to say something that makes the audience uncomfortable enough to elicit laughter, because that’s what laughter is, a response to discomfort.” It makes total sense to me that a comedian like Chappelle might be failing to distinguish between “this is making people laugh” and “this is just making people uncomfortable”. Either way I wish he’d make different, actually funny, jokes. I’ve often said that comedians should be afforded a lower standard of accountability when it comes to the expiry date on their material— jokes that were funny ten years ago might be found to be just straight up insulting (or even hateful) in present day; it’s good to keep in mind that the line comedians have to dance around, for their job, will change and their jokes become less-funny over time. Unless you’re a genius (Dangerfield, Rivers).

― he’s an adventurer (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included)

laughter isn't the _only_ response to discomfort, though! so is silence. dead fuckin' silence. god, the fucking silences were the worst. when someone stops yelling at you at all and just stops saying _anything_. that's when you don't know what comes next.

of course, that's not comedy, that's childhood trauma. stand-up comedy has nothing whatsoever to do with childhood trauma.

a lot of people don't necessarily have to try to make people uncomfortable around them. some people - including, as it happens, a lot of trans people - have the amazing ability to make people uncomfortable around them just by existing. but i mean, any member of a marginalized group can have that experience. it's not exclusive to trans people by any means. all it really requires is that one not conform to someone else's preconceived expectations.

a comedian who conforms to other people's preconceived expectations is unlikely to be a great comedian.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 4 January 2024 00:35 (three months ago) link

left a chara i think not liking comedy is fine but it cant be ones whole personality, we had a poster or two do that bit before and well they were awful

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac)

deems have you read any of left's posts? have you read their _username_? accusing left of making their entire personality about one thing is fine, but hating comedy isn't it.

fwiw from my perspective "hating capitalism and transphobia" is the _ideal_ personality.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 4 January 2024 00:39 (three months ago) link

Can we derail this thread to talk about Katt Williams instead? First of all, he's much, much funnier than Dave Chappelle, and second of all, he showed up for a three-hour interview with a flamethrower strapped to his back. And had some extremely insightful thoughts about the craft of comedy, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oRRZiRQxTs

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Thursday, 4 January 2024 00:53 (three months ago) link

left a chara i think not liking comedy is fine but it cant be ones whole personality, we had a poster or two do that bit before and well they were awful

I don't know who you're referring to there, the main "I hate comedy" person on ILX was Lex, who I hope you're not calling awful. Anyway I've increasingly come to agree with him, though it's really comedians I hate rather than comedy per se.

Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 January 2024 09:38 (three months ago) link

Hating all comedy is a fine and reasonable position to take, but posting it on comedy threads is pointlessly antagonistic.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 January 2024 09:45 (three months ago) link

that may have been a fairer summation, even if i think doing so every now and again as a confirmation is probably fine

i was ofc speaking generally

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 January 2024 09:58 (three months ago) link

Gary Gulman, another non-mean comedian (although he can be pretty mean to himself).

CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 4 January 2024 12:36 (three months ago) link

Gulman is one of the funniest guys I've ever seen. We caught him again back in November and he absolutely killed it.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 January 2024 12:54 (three months ago) link

Hating all comedy is a fine and reasonable position to take

... hold up one sec here.

stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Thursday, 4 January 2024 13:08 (three months ago) link

there are things within that category that are probably worth saving but there is something inherently authoritarian about standup comedy. the non-awful standups are like enlightened despots.

Left, Thursday, 4 January 2024 13:30 (three months ago) link

uh

the new drip king (DJP), Thursday, 4 January 2024 13:30 (three months ago) link

Why standup comedy specifically and not, say, slam poetry, or one-person theatrical shows?

the new drip king (DJP), Thursday, 4 January 2024 13:31 (three months ago) link

because nobody has ever defended those tbf

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 January 2024 13:32 (three months ago) link

OTM

Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 January 2024 13:35 (three months ago) link

pretty booming column from Bramesco on this

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2024/jan/03/dave-chappelle-the-dreamer-ricky-gervais-armageddon-netflix

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 January 2024 13:39 (three months ago) link

Okay maybe Left has a point

the new drip king (DJP), Thursday, 4 January 2024 13:42 (three months ago) link

xps lol

stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Thursday, 4 January 2024 13:54 (three months ago) link

To the quaveringly earnest strains of Daydreaming by Radiohead, he smokes a cigarette in silhouette, as if taking a cue from Dewey Cox to think about his whole life before he goes onstage.

Does this mean Radiohead OK'd the use of its music for him? Wasn't one of the Radiohead guys caught up in some at least fleeting transphobic twitter thing?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 January 2024 14:51 (three months ago) link

Jonny Greenwood

Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 January 2024 14:58 (three months ago) link

There’s the Hot Pockets guy, I don’t think he thinks he’s, like a philosopher with his lantern looking for one honest man

I saw a recent clip of Gaffigan on Bill Maher's show gently pushing back against Maher's anti-Union bullshit.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 4 January 2024 15:04 (three months ago) link

Does this mean Radiohead OK'd the use of its music for him? Wasn't one of the Radiohead guys caught up in some at least fleeting transphobic twitter thing?

― Josh in Chicago

jonny greenwood is a transphobe, yes

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 4 January 2024 15:12 (three months ago) link

There’s the Hot Pockets guy, I don’t think he thinks he’s, like a philosopher with his lantern looking for one honest man

Gaffigan's most recent special is pretty fucking dark. Not quite Marc Maron dark, but definitely in that neighborhood.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Thursday, 4 January 2024 16:15 (three months ago) link

When Gaffigan denounced Trump there were loads of butthurt conservatives whining about how he wasn't supposed to talk about politics

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 4 January 2024 16:21 (three months ago) link

Gaffigan’s segments on CBS Sunday Morning are getting to be almost suicidally depressed.

Chris L, Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:00 (three months ago) link

No that would be me, watching Gaffigan's CBS Sunday Morning segments

stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:04 (three months ago) link

(jk I fast forward through them)

stephen miller is not your friend (Eric H.), Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:04 (three months ago) link

Gaffigan’s segments on CBS Sunday Morning are getting to be almost suicidally depressed.


Huh, hadn’t been following him recently.

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 4 January 2024 17:57 (three months ago) link

going back up to Katt Williams upthread (I missed that discussion)...I'm a little lukewarm on the praise he's getting for his interview, not because I disagree with the central points he's making, or anything like that, but because he always seems to sidestep his own toxic past.

he told a Mexican heckler to "go the fuck back to Mexico" in an unhinged rant, and never really adequately apologized for it, as well as physically assaulting a 17 year old, physically assaulting a woman at a hotel and leaving visible bruises, and beating an 18 year old with a bottle. He never really took accountability from what I could see, blamed the people he assaulted most of the time.

He seems to have left that behind and I did enjoy his last special and I do like the dude, and don't want him to be 'cancelled' or anything, but if he's crate-digging into other people's pasts as far back as he's going, why couldn't he take the opportunity to admit his own role in toxicity, rather than elevating himself above the people he's critiquing?

idk...I still found his last special funny.

Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 January 2024 22:56 (three months ago) link

Williams is definitely not a 100% good dude, and there are several moments in that interview where the host asks him about shit that might reflect badly on him and he freezes up and goes very noticeably silent for a long time before answering in a much more measured fashion than when he's discussing other subjects. So yeah. Agree.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Thursday, 11 January 2024 23:52 (three months ago) link


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