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A transcript of "The Troggs Tapes".

fritz, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nuclear Missiles Top Trumps

Nick, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

B-but he even shaves his legs?!¡¿

mark s, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Unless the Barnet Ape's reputation is such that even Australians regularly sacrifice small animals to huge statues of him in the Outback, I fear Toraneko will need to reserve judgment on him until later, dear Mark.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Mark, I do hope you are not suggesting that I have evah evah shaved my legs. They are apelike and hirsuite and will continue to be so. I think you is thinking of the Devil Dastoor - removeing the fur on his goatlike Pan cloven hoofie-woofies.

Pete, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I don't understand any of this. What's going on?

toraneko, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

To Toraneko: Pete = Barnet Ape. Encounters with him directly prove this, usually when lubricated by drink.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Does that mean he's hairy?

toraneko, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Barnet Ape is an anagram of Pete Baran.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

English language translations of Serge Gainsbourg songs.

Andrew L, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Barnet Ape is an anagram of Pete Baran.

My God - I never realised this! And it seemed such an apt monker anyway (he is from Barnet, he is ape-like). How extraordinary!

Nick, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i thought i wouldn't be able to find a profile for swarm but there it was.

ethan, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

A good frankenstein stencil for pumpkin carving.

Samantha, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I couldn't find proper information for my report on blacks in the first two decades of the twentieth century in relation to Coalhouse Walker in Ragtime, so I had to go use BOOKS. !

Maria, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I just can't find any pictures of Gunter Netzer when playing for Real Madrid. Although plenty from his Borussia Monchengladbach period. :( They should pass a law that every footie club on its official webpage has teamphoto's of every season, hell plus portraits of every player who ever played for them. Ah one can dream.

Also moving pictures (say Real Video) of Mazinger Z are unfindable.

Omar, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Re Sam and his quest for Embassy Row tab: I'm fairly sure this was on the magnificent Through The Woods (Everything Paved) page which disappeared about a year ago and has recently returned at http://www.deerspotters.com/pavement/, but there seems to be a server problem there right now. Sigh. I hope it gets sorted, because it was a fine site.

In the meantime, it's part of the zip file of Pavement tabs you can get here (click on "All Pavement Tabs!!"), though it doesn't seem to be available separately. It's only an 84k zip file, so it won't take long to download, but if you'd rather not get the whole zip then let me know and I'll send you the individual file.

Rebecca, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The infamous library regulations at a very well-known private school once frequented by a certain contributor to this forum, which haven't been available for universal ridicule and worry about their implications for at least a year.

Also, from what I've seen, full details of exactly which seats changed hands in UK general elections up to 1970, though I might just not have looked hard enough.

Robin Carmody, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Whilst it's not a transcript, you can hear a copy of the Troggs tapes at http://www2.bitstream.net/tgg/index.html

Stephen, Monday, 15 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

THe lyrics for "Miss Money Jane" by Kardinal Offishall. The second line in the chorus.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh yes. What I can't find on the internet = information about reggae artist Ras Ibuna, and what else he's done besides the magnificent Diverse Doctrine + version 7" on Grove records, which I already have. There's a handful of shops selling that and that's about it, as far as I can find. If anyone knows anything else about Ras Ibuna, get in touch, I'd be grateful for the info.

In fact, information on 60s-70s ska and reggae seems to be pretty sparse in general, sadly. I also can't find mp3s of a couple of dancehall tracks I'm looking for, but I should probably stop being a cheapskate and buy them, except I have no idea where I'd buy them.

I'm having one of my intermittent reggae obsessions, as you can probably tell...

Rebecca, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

A website with info on Cartoon Sushi.

palpable, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Do you mean the legendary Sushi Seals?

RickyT, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Cos there's loads of stuff if you google for them

Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

pornography starring people I know.

hans, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I can't find the email addresses of several former friends who I'd like to try to contact, what is that about?

Ally, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I can't find loads of slanderous but humorous ancedotes about my guy's ex. What's up with that ?!?!?

Sam-at-home, Wednesday, 17 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Rebecca - there maybe info on Ras Ibuna on the sleeve for Rodigans Roots and Culture Vol 1 - will check tonight. he also did a track called 'Want to Know'. i imagine the rest of their work was under other names - pretty unlikely for any Jamaican artist to just record 2 sides

m jemmeson, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Rebecca (again) - if you're in London then i recommend Dub Vendor (branches in Ladbroke Grove and S.London, either Brixton or Clapham, I can't remember), Sounds of the Universe (Ingestre Place, nr Selectadisc), and Daddy Kool (downstairs from second hand shop, Berwick St). Daddy Kool aren't as helpful though, and won't play tracks for you, but have a big stock if you know what you want. you're talking Jamaican 7"s for dancehall (between 2.50 and 4.00 each), except for the occasional albums (e.g. Sizzla, Mr Vegas) or the Greensleeves 'riddim' albums (10 tracks all on the same rhythm)

downstairs at Ray's Jazz Shop (Covent Garden) has plenty of 7" represses of JA stuff, and a turntable to listen on

m jemmeson, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Steady Mike has a point. Lots of Euro info is there, but less League - I think. How about Manchester United's 10-ame run c. late 1985 - does the record stop at game 11?

I can't find a resolution for the www contradiction between Lloyd Cole, on the Lloyd site, saying he loves Robert Quine and they're going for NYC Chinese food next week, and Quine, on the Quine site, saying, "Lloyd Cole just wants to make MOR records for the commercial radio" etc.

Most importantly, I can't find 'Ask And He'll Answer' Nicky D answering my question of a while back, namely: why are there two different versions of the Magnetic Fields' GET LOST LP?

the pinefox, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yay! Thank you m jemmeson. I am not in London but I'm just about close enough to go shopping there one afternoon (transport between nearest city and London = cheap, fast and easy, 24 hours a day; transport along the 18 miles of A-road from here to nearest city and back = overpriced, slow and complicated, and stops at 6pm, sigh). I'll try to get to some of the shops you mention at some point.

Do you have to go and buy tracks while they're still reasonably new, or is there a fair bit of back stock? And are the Greensleeves riddim compilations mixed or do they feature full-length tracks? I'm mainly looking for "Money To Burn" (don't know who this is by but it rocks) and Mr Easy's "Crazy", both of which are based on the Buy Out riddim, but I'd be interested in any other Buy Out tracks or, well, anything, really. (Cue lots of dancehall connoisseurs laughing at me - as you can see, I don't really know what I'm talking about at all. I feel far too white and middle-class to say "riddim", as well, but it seems fairly unavoidable.)

Anyway, thanks very much for your help, much appreciated, you rock. And an excuse for a record-shopping trip to the Berwick Street area is always appreciated, even if I haven't dared venture into the non- indie shops before :)

Rebecca, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Not Sushi Seals, but an Liquid Television-like MTV show that was around a few years back. More specifically, I want some information about where I can get the episodes. :)

palpable, Thursday, 18 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

photos of Josh Randall

anthony, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

the real story of Retsina.

tracerhand@yahoo.com, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two years pass...
what can't you find on the internet?

cozen¡ (Cozen), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

The inertnet seems to lack a Canadian English Dictionary.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:43 (twenty years ago) link

they speak English in Canada?

(sorry) :-)

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:47 (twenty years ago) link

i can't find more information about that braxe&falke/dj deon soundclash

stevem (blueski), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:52 (twenty years ago) link

Well they sure don't speak Parisian French.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 3 January 2004 02:53 (twenty years ago) link

There seems to be nowhere on the Net where I can buy viagra or find out anything about Paris Hilton. I suspect a conspiracy....

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Saturday, 3 January 2004 08:10 (twenty years ago) link

Sleater-Kinney slash fiction.

Really, I was amazed!

I needed some for the inlay of a mix CD I was making for a friend, but I couldn't find any. Had to use some generic girl-girl stuff and change the names.

It must be out there somewhere surely!?!

mei (mei), Saturday, 3 January 2004 08:19 (twenty years ago) link

here's what i *did* find--funniest craigslist ad ever:

losangeles.craigslist.org > tv video radio jobs > Is your name Todd? Do you know a Todd?
last modified: Fri, 2 Jan 11:27

Is your name Todd? Do you know a Todd?
Reply to: toddtvcasting@yahoo.com
Date: 2004-01-02, 11:20AM

Do you have what it takes to star in your very own reality TV show? Are you outgoing, exciting and vaguely attractive? Most importantly: Is your name Todd? Is your middle name Todd? Is your last name Todd? Do you know someone named Todd?

FX is looking for the next “Todd” for their new series Todd TV: The reality show where the viewing audience is directly responsible for every important decision in Todd's life.

If you think you have what it takes, or if you can recommend a Todd, please contact us as soon as possible!

IMPORTANT: You must be able to interview in the LA area. YOU OR THE PERSON YOU ARE SUGGESTING MUST BE NAMED TODD.

Please send your contact information (Name and Phone Number) to:

toddtvcasting@yahoo.com



Compensation: TBD (range: $1,000.00 to $2,000.00)
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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this is in or around Los Angeles

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:59 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

I'm desperate for a well made gingerbread man toy, all I can find are home made Shrek rip offs on ebay :(

*rumpie*, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://stuffedlegends.com/gingerbreaddg.htm

Jaq, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I love you Jaq

*rumpie*, Thursday, 18 October 2007 07:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Trying to find the name of a BBC TV series on photography which was broadcast about ten years ago. USP was it looked into the stories behind particular historic photographs e.g Hindenburg disaster, Kim Phuc Vietnam photo interveiwing the photographers,participants and witnesses.

Billy Dods, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 11:54 (sixteen years ago) link

The British television version of The Owl Service.

Melissa W, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I really want to know why Donald Tusk has such a ridiculous, un-Polish name, but the internet will not help me (in English, anyway).

Also, I can't find that Nazi propaganda poster of the Jewish octopus controlling the world (the head is a dollar sign centred on New York, and in a neat touch the tentacle stretching to the Philippines has been severed by a samurai sword).

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:21 (sixteen years ago) link

A Chinese communist propaganda poster I saw in the Tate once called "The Nightmare of Future War" which was either the inspiration for the opening scenes of Terminator, or a startling coincidence. Or a fake. There was a futuristic warplane that really was similar to the ones in the film, searchlights and flak, and the ground was a sea of skulls.

ledge, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 12:31 (sixteen years ago) link

i was wondering about donald tusk too! apparently the donald comes from an englishman his grandma fell in love with (it was his dad's name too) but i got no leads on tusk. of scandinavian origin i suppose? pronounced toosk anyhow.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I MET A MAN NAMED ADMIRAL LINgbert and i cannot find him on the internet

chaki, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T9qh4Z46FE

?

budo jeru, Monday, 25 December 2023 00:46 (three months ago) link

Amazing, thanks budo!

MaresNest, Monday, 25 December 2023 11:46 (three months ago) link

cheers! good thing i reorganized my bookmarks recently

budo jeru, Monday, 25 December 2023 16:58 (three months ago) link

I seem to remember sometime in the past year, someone posted (probably on ILM) about a website that archived liner notes, LP and CD booklet scans, etc. Anyone know the site? (I've already found albumlinernotes.com, not sure if there are any other such sites.)

that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Friday, 29 December 2023 02:02 (three months ago) link

This? The Liner Notes Project

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 29 December 2023 03:40 (three months ago) link

Pretty sure that was it, thanks!

that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Friday, 29 December 2023 03:49 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hey all, so there is lurking in ILX somewhere a reference and YT link to a TV play originating from perhaps Poland or Germany, I'm guessing late 70s/Early 80s.

It was a futuristic society story, 1984/Brave New World kinda thing, very minimal low-budget stage set, lotsa perspex and chrome iirc and I'm fairly certain it had a one-word title.

― MaresNest, Monday, 25 December 2023 00:07 bookmarkflaglink

Love the look of this - fwiw MN, this is an adaptation of the Yevgeny Zamyatin book 'We'.

Fizzles, Sunday, 14 January 2024 11:44 (three months ago) link

in fairness budo jeru had already got that one

lord of the rongs (anagram), Sunday, 14 January 2024 16:21 (three months ago) link

oh yeah, sure, i was just boosting the original novel as well, which is v good.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:35 (three months ago) link

is there a particular translation into English that---we---should look for?

dow, Wednesday, 17 January 2024 00:51 (three months ago) link

I once caught an episode of German pop show Formel Eins. There was a ridiculously OTT new romantic group debuting their single, a protest song against the cold war. I remember there was a background with a cowboy and a cossack playing chess - not sure whether this was a music video or just how Formel Eins chose to illustrate the performance - and I strongly remember the line "why did the Russians invade Afghanistan?", for its literalness and out of placeness in a synth pop bop.

This was decades ago (at which point ofc it was already a decades old rerun) and I may have exaggerated some or all aspects in my mind since.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 29 January 2024 12:35 (two months ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_about_the_Cold_War

any help?

koogs, Monday, 29 January 2024 13:26 (two months ago) link

This it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B77ZophoD-U

jaymc, Monday, 29 January 2024 13:44 (two months ago) link

that is it jaymc! great work.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 11:11 (two months ago) link

XP to Fizzles, a friend lent me his copy of the book!

MaresNest, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 11:13 (two months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoO53l0fUZ0

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 11:14 (two months ago) link

XP to Fizzles, a friend lent me his copy of the book!


: )

Fizzles, Saturday, 3 February 2024 15:20 (two months ago) link

footage of larry king interviewing putin

corrs unplugged, Monday, 5 February 2024 08:43 (two months ago) link

damn! thanks!

corrs unplugged, Monday, 5 February 2024 09:34 (two months ago) link

transcript via kremlin in case anyone is interested
http://en.kremlin.ru/events/president/transcripts/21558

corrs unplugged, Monday, 5 February 2024 09:42 (two months ago) link

seems ridiculous that you can have an isbn number but all that comes back in searches is 100 pages selling the same "ed mcbain omnibus" with the same "cover coming soon" and no information about what's in it. i swear the internet used to be more helpful.

978-0340623244

koogs, Thursday, 15 February 2024 17:36 (two months ago) link

The name of a book published around 1912 that contained offensive (for the time) songs and poems. I think the title started with an I. And it was available on Google Books.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, June 11, 2022 12:06 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

Still looking.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 29 February 2024 01:27 (one month ago) link

four weeks pass...

A gallery of all 9 original panels of "A Short History of America" exist online in a decent (or *gasp* high) resolution?

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 March 2024 01:09 (three weeks ago) link

All I could find is this YT in reasonable quality -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRkq595NhD0

Maresn3st, Thursday, 28 March 2024 01:31 (three weeks ago) link

Nice, thank you!

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 March 2024 16:21 (three weeks ago) link

video of New Pornographers "The Laws Have Changed" on Letterman circa 2003?

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 March 2024 17:06 (two weeks ago) link

It used to be here but was taken down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzyp3JC9-uU

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 March 2024 17:13 (two weeks ago) link

I just saw them on Letterman. They did "The Laws Have Changed," which was exactly what I wanted to hear, and the most obvious song to play. Neko looked really pretty, more beautiful than I remember her being from the two times that I've seen the band perform.

Carl looks more like Howdy Doody with each passing day.

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Tuesday, June 17, 2003 8:56 PM (twenty years ago)

...

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 March 2024 17:14 (two weeks ago) link

Andy Partridge once wrote a mini-essay (or post?) about songwriting in which he used an extended metaphor about going around a racetrack built by his forebears (the Beatles, the Move, the Kinks, etc.) This may have been a myspace post? Or maybe that's just where I originally saw it, in my memory. It's not in the Complicated Game book and I can't seem to find it on Chalkhills (it wasn't really "news" or "press").

Οὖτις, Friday, 29 March 2024 20:19 (two weeks ago) link


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