truth bombs

i blame the parentheses

the idea of user reviews of businesses is so great but somehow it turns out that the only people who take the time out to write these reviews are the most insufferable people on the planet

― max, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 20:29 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

people who yelp are scumbags

it seems to me the yelp population is heavily AZN. is that correct?

Yelp population is heavily San Franciscan, which is heavily AZN. I think.

yall r so racist

racists are heavily CZN

H8 CZNZ

the only confirmed yelper i know is taiwanese

I lived in the bay area and have lots of azn friends and lots of non-azn friends - and like 90% of the people I knew who yelped were azn

i live in the bay area and the only people i know who yelped are white

wait are we talking about actual yelping

you know, like making the sound 'yelp'

yelping white pekingese

no, the people i know that make the sound "yelp" are more ethnically diverse

so confused

the only people i know who yelp are cats

xposts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XhC5b2FEOk&feature=player_embedded

roxy - cats are not people!

sez u!!

roxy as a scientist I can assure that cats are not ppl

correction: cats are people

finally a real scientist in this piece

to state it scientifically:

cats = people

scientific notation^

THAT CAT

i don't mean to harp on it or sound normative and today i woke up remembering what i had posted and terribly afraid i'd get called out on it.

FWIW i think the there's a similar logic to the san francisco comment: many yelpers in san diego are in the ucsd demographic, which is itself heavily azn. i was just wondering if it was an impression shared by others or if it was just my impression.

is there an emoticon we can use for AZNs instead of having to type it out

yes, but you'd have to type it out

- -

i'll get me coat

new york yelpers are mostly yuppies with entitlement issues afaict.

I have large eyes iirc

O_O

the new emoticon for dayo ^

nobody actually enjoys eating a turkey sandwich, you do it because it's cheap to put in a sandwich and you slather mayo all over that sandwich because it sucks to eat

― ＿|￣|○|￣|○|￣|○ (dayo), Thursday, November 25, 2010 9:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that is a mistruth bomb

rev otm

who is that guy

slathering mayo on something to make it more palatable is like shitting on something to make it smell better

nobody actually enjoys reading a truth bombs thread, you do it because it's cheap to put in a messageboard and you slather dayo all over that thread because it sucks to read

turkey sandwiches are like the only meat sandwiches that are good, sorry. also mustard not mayo.

that's a truth bomb 4 u

Whaddya know. A truth bomb about food is the one that gets the natives all up in arms.

not mayo not mustard yes stuffing and redcurrant jelly.

Also dyao far from the money.

So wrong about Turkey he's like Dayo Lloyd George.

a similar but even more innocuous post by ally about turkey being "boring" was posted in RONG and everyone wanted to kill her for saying it iirc

nobody actually enjoys reading a truth bombs thread, you do it because it's cheap to put in a messageboard and you slather dayo all over that thread because it sucks to read

― pretty hat machine (crüt), Friday, November 26, 2010 7:50 AM (8 hours ago)

ok lol

i slather mayo all over a TLS, but i slather mayo all over any sandwich,you see*, cause IF YOUR SANDWICH DONT DRIP ALL OVER THE FUCKIN PLACE YOUR SANDWICH IS A WACK FUCKIN SANDWICH

*cept for pb&j. that would be gross.