cringe-inducing kanye west lines

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the poop lyrics are the worst because it really felt like he was just trying so hard to emulate Lil Wayne that he was like "that's probably not what makes him so popular but what the hell, i'll talk about poop a lot too"

deej otm (some dude), Sunday, 14 November 2010 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

the first album I vomited, the second I colonic'd it

Jacques_Lamure, Sunday, 14 November 2010 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link

desert....or DISASTER!

dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Sunday, 14 November 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

gonna quote some dude from the fantasy thread:

yeah the way he leans into his worst lines and shouts them is a lot of what makes him such a worse rapper than even he was a few years ago imo.

the way he draws out all these puns, making sure that you really hear it and are gonna 'get it'

dayo, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

culminating in

i treat the cash the way the government treats aids
i won't be satisfied til all my niggas get it, get it

Kerm, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

kanye, quick, there is a new pun in there!

V79, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

hood phenomenon
the lebron of rhyme

mostly because he pronounces rhyme like 'rahm'

dayo, Monday, 15 November 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

the lebron of the former white house chief of staff

dark side of the goon (The Reverend), Monday, 15 November 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

the "Obama's nation" line is so painful partly because he could've at least said "the Obama nation" and made it a somewhat graceful homophone. nevermind the fact that it's weak to make such a vague statement about what "they" call him while referencing the president when he could've, y'know, talked about how the president actually called him a jackass.

deej otm (some dude), Monday, 15 November 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

swallowship

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

btw, there are like 9 pages of threads with kanye west in the title. O_o

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah and 4 of them are hen fap iirc

overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

he'll always be kayne west to me

lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

so uncamry

un® (dayo), Saturday, 16 June 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

six months pass...

tay zonday

乒乓, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

"I'm like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary."

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/14/kanye-west-wheelchair_n_5818116.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

Kanye West refused to continue his show on Friday night in Sydney, Australia until the entire audience was standing and dancing in physical Yeezus worship. Unfortunately for Kanye's self-esteem, one of the audience members had a prosthetic leg and another was wheel-chair bound.

One concertgoer told the Daily Mail that he addressed the crowd saying "I can't do this show until everybody stand up. Unless you got a handicap pass and you get special parking and s**t." The fan waved her leg in the air and Kanye so kindly continued the show, stopping again when he saw there remained a single seated fan.

According to the tabloid, he then halted performance of "Good Life," saying "'This is the longest I've had to wait to do a song, it's unbelievable," before sending over a body guard to check that the fan was differently abled.

'The crowd was also yelling that he was in a wheelchair but he waited for Pascal's confirmation,' the witness said, while others said the crowd made 'wheelchair motions' to alert the singer to his mistake.

'When he sent Pascal up there he said, 'He is in a wheelchair? It's fine!' the witness reported.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Sunday, 14 September 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

idk about "cringe" but I always've thought his rhyming on "Send It Up" is kinda awkward even if some of it's quotable. Guess Ab-Liva helped with that one though

nova, Sunday, 14 September 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link

that story...yeah sometimes I'm concerned (ok I'm just a fan so maybe "concerned" is the wrong word) about dude's mental health

nova, Sunday, 14 September 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

"
I don’t know what’s going ot happen tomorrow bro, but all I can say to my artists, my fellow artists, just worry about how you feel at the time. Just worry about how you feel, and don’t never…
"

calstars, Monday, 31 August 2015 06:21 (eight years ago) link

shit thread

hunangarage, Monday, 31 August 2015 06:30 (eight years ago) link

like Kathy Lee need Regis, that's the way I need Jesus

― lyrics is weak, like taco bell drive-thru speakers (symsymsym), Sunday, November 14, 2010 10:11 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love this line

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link

Kanye has grown on me a lot as an MC. I think he's lyrically ambitious and perhaps a poor self-editor, so he reaches further and falls a lot, but connects a lot too.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link

somehow read that as "Kathy Lee has grown on me a lot as an MC"

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 31 August 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link

can somebody tell me, is kanye running for president or not

j., Monday, 31 August 2015 15:01 (eight years ago) link

was planning to write him in anyway so

johnny crunch, Monday, 31 August 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

somehow read that as "Kathy Lee has grown on me a lot as an MC"

― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, August 31, 2015 9:55 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/kanye-microphone.jpg

"If you could see me now
on a Fun Ship cruise
I'm eatin fancy foods
and doing what I choose - HANH"

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link


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