Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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Well, hell.

ANYWAY: Those guys in the cutaways at the climax of BATMAN BEGINS who are like fiddling with stuff and looking at computers in a very "OMG THIS THING'S HAPPENING AND SO'S THIS THING AND EVERYTHING'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE OR SOMETHING AND WHAT'S TO BE DONE? EXPOSITION!" - y'know, it was all obviously a second-unit thing, damn near b-movie-ish, kinda like the PC POLICE scene in Hawks' version of SCARFACE?

THOSE GUYS SHOULD SHOW UP AGAIN FOR SOME REASON IN THE DARK KNIGHT RISES.

R Baez, Sunday, 14 November 2010 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link

The Dark Knight of the Lepus

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 November 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

"There's a herd of killer Batmen coming this way."

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 November 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm kind of in love with The Dark Knight Clause, where Tim Allen plays a neglectful father who is magically turned into Batman and has to become filled with the spirit of vengeance in order to bring a smile to his son's face. With Chris Elliott as Robin.

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

batman v. grinderman.

nick cave looks like a comic book villain.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Perhaps J-G Levitt will play the Riddler as Nick Cave just as Depp did the Keith Richards pirate fellow.

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

good a reason as any
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ-KCpxLDtY

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yes this is where the batman franchise should go.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

can't really get into superhero costumes with hair that tall imo.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, Tom Hardy as Bane, sez Hollywood Reporter: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/blogs/heat-vision/anne-hathaway-cast-catwoman-dark-73418

you think you're cool, but you read ick (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

not surprised

ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

well I still think they shoulda gone with Maggie as Catwoman but whatever

ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Surely Bane is a surprise? I guess Nolan could do something cool with the character though.

Number None, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't wait to not see this

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

It will depend on the trailer for me.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link

stoked

ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Surely Bane is a surprise?

not really, he's one of the few non-supernatural/crazy powers-ish options (the others being the Penguin or Catwoman. after that you get into some pretty silly minor characters)

ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Sounds cool! Can't wait to see this Cool Movie.

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

tho i just read bane's wikipedia entry (only being familiar with him from the back-breaking thing), and i guess it seems like he's a bit of a blank slate, at least for the film? he's basically just opposite-batman: hyper-intelligent, super-fit, but a bad guy. and not a lunatic. curious to see how nolan styles the character

ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I see the backlash is already in full swing, but I'm excited to see this. I'm not sure how well Anne Hathaway will fit into Nolan's universe, I haven't seen much beyond Rachel Getting Married that leads me to believe she can do "dark" but we'll see. At the very least she'll be better than Mrs Tom Cruise (what is it with Nolan and horrible casting decisions for female characters? Juno was an AWFUL choice for Inception too), but I'm willing to give her a chance because I have a hueg crush on her and would like to see her in a Catwoman outfit. Bane could be really cool. I'm still excited. These are much better rumors than the ones involving Johnny Depp, for sure.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah bane's supposed to be a tactical genius, v. methodical and shit - i could see hardy and nolan knocking that out of the park. hathaway is hard to imagine as catwoman unless they downplay the character's vampiness, idk

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

NEVER FORGET
http://www.metrocity.com/personal/Vince/bane.jpg

Number None, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, I never read Bane in the books and therefore had no idea he was actually supposed to be more than a hulking, grunting brute

Indolence Mission (DJP), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm willing to bet the backlash was in full swing when heath ledger (lol can u imagine!) was cast as the joker. i'm gonna trust nolan's judgment, i figure catwoman will be presented less as a sleek dominatrix and more of a vengeful ms. 45 kinda thing.

omar little, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't get why ppl aren't convinced Anne Hathaway could do vampy

Indolence Mission (DJP), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I think it has to do with 94% of her movie roles being a giggly, bubbly girl.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but her most recent one was that of an aggressively sexual Parkinson's sufferer, so...

Indolence Mission (DJP), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Plus her HUGE SMILE doesn't mesh with Nolan's dark and dour universe. I think she can do it, but I can see why people might be cringing if they only know her from like Devil Wears Prada and the princess flicks.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

HAVOC

omar little, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

wonder if theyll do a knightfall rip

max, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, i def had low (or at least middling) expectations for ledger. and i think this is the perfect role for hardy.

yeah but her most recent one was that of an aggressively sexual Parkinson's sufferer, so...

― Indolence Mission (DJP), Wednesday, January 19, 2011 1:35 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

lol like anyone saw that

Havok was pretty funny but she just plays an insouciant brat in that

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

but hey maybe i would've been saying the same about pfeifer pre-batman returns, if i was actually aware of who she was back then - i feel like i can trust nolan at this point

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, was gonna say, Bane is most famous in the comics for actually putting Batman right out of the game

http://www.listzblog.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/batman-knightfall.jpg

you think you're cool, but you read ick (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i always loved that cover cuz of the dinosaur just goin 'hey'

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

he's just popping in to check out some muscles

brownie, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

lol, I never read Bane in the books and therefore had no idea he was actually supposed to be more than a hulking, grunting brute

same here p much, but knowin what I do now it seems like hardy will be perfect.

ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't quite understand how excellent and probably-soon-to-be-Oscar-winning actor Bale could have been so meh in Dark Knight. Hathaway is bloody amazing in Rachel Getting Married, much as i hated the film.

piscesx, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought he was pretty far from meh but what do I know?

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

The only thing meh about Bale in these is the increasingly awful bat-growl.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

he's stuck doing that dumb voice, which is nolan's fault

lol xp

goole, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah he's kinda good as bruce bateman

tylerw, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^yup

ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Being in the same movie as such a showy performance as Ledger's Joker didn't help him either. It's always gonna be more fun to play the villain.

Number None, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i barely remember any bruce wayne scenes in the last one, but there were a few in "begins" that were funny/good.

tylerw, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

anne hathaway is in this one movie where these rich druggie girls go party with gang members in l.a.

dj plain ole m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i have seen selected clips of that, on the internet

goole, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

he is great as Bruce Wayne. the bat voice is totally silly and yet... well, dressing up as a bat and beating up people is pretty silly.

ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i have seen selected clipsscreencaps of that, on the internet

Let's be honest here.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Anne Hathaway in a "My diet's going pretty well, huh?" catsuit:

http://i56.tinypic.com/33b2zv4.gif

Cunga, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link


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