your terrible ideas

so while you're taking a picture, you can take a smaller picture

i don't know why but this is hard lolz

anything + gun seems like a good candidate:
http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpwimzqJ3E1qz50ylo1_400.jpg

How about a camera that looks like a gun?

Gun camera business that sells candid pictures to tourists trying to figure out how to buy tickets for the metro

http://www.moviemobsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/clint-eastwood.jpg
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he take six shots or only five?' And in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But the question you're got to ask yourself is 'do I add his photoblog to my RSS reader?'"

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Stop-Or-My-Mom-Will-Shoot-500x281.jpg
"Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot (and then upload ur pic to her Facebook page after adding a load of Blingee shit)"

Throw momma off the train - the musical

Gun that looks like a camera would be hours of fun. Or...wait I think I got that the wrong way round...

kanye west cover rapper called kanye east - he's asian, and only tours in asia. in fact, I could be kanye east.

kanye north by northwest - kanye cover rapper who does an entire set while pursued by a cropduster

i had a similar idea a couple years ago: kanye south, a caricatured rapper appealing to crowds at live-action, "hee haw"-type shows popular in touristy areas of the southeast

kanye north, rapping to polar bears

sumtimes: a mathematics course for children that only teaches addition and multiplication

kanye north by northwest - kanye cover rapper who does an entire set while pursued by a cropduster

― sarahel, Saturday, 13 November 2010 07:58 (2 days ago)

i love this

wasari peas: a service that delivers a packet of wasabi peas to a loved one you have offended, along with a note imploring their forgiveness. the TV/radio theme song would go, "wasari/ oh so sorry/ peas accept my apology."

MOP JUICE

http://i54.tinypic.com/dcd7qe.jpg

fill used Pom juice bottles (like the above) with floor cleaner & label them "M♥P".

http://i51.tinypic.com/2qiws2r.jpg

worse yet, put a giant Pom juice bottle on wheels, label it "M♥P", and use it as a mop bucket (like the above) at grocery stores, restaurants, and the like. to complete the illusion, you could even decorate the individual strands ofthe mop head with maroon beads that resembled pomegranate seeds.

Porn Juice, sold in
Pom Juice bottles, containing the juices of your favorite adult film stars

ewwwwwww

(in retrospect, GIS-ing "porn juice" really was a terrible idea!)

Thought of Pom Juice label designer while frantically going through font after font to find one thar doesn't make "Pom Juice" look like "Porn Juice":

"Pom Juice? What a terrible idea"

yes it is! xp

although I did spy a tasty looking avocado sandwich

That wasn't an avocado

Mash*Out*Pomme

ricky tikki tavi - entrylev 'comedian' and pint-sized bloggah tour provincial indian restaurants

haha you had the idea for a blogger??? like r u gonna scout this person out or become them iyo

terrible idea variation: Pom Juice-a drink marketed exclusively to pomeranian dogs and their owners. It would be drinkable by both!

or a pet bodybuilding outfit that "juices" your poms

pons

pomeranian steroids

pom de replay: new mtv channel that only shows people drinking pom juice

soft-core pom: pom juice in a capri-sun type soft squeezable container

you're terrible, ideas

pom sunday: bottles of pom juice are blessed, saved, and later burned for melting plastic wednesday

P♥Mp & Circumstance - elaborate amazing race style scavenger hunt where contestants have to chug, bathe in, prosyletize, etc. abt P♥M juice at crucial moments

Whinging Pom Juice - dead Britishers are processed, bottled, and exported to Australia as a kind of liquid Antipodean Soylent Green.

an inflatable couch filled with helium, so that when you're not using it, it just floats up to the ceiling, thus liberating the floor space

POM Juice - Repopularize pomegranite juice as a tasty heal-all by selling them in oddly shaped bottles, flavoring them and selling at outrageous prices to fad conscious consumers

<3 helium couch!

yeah no doubt!

How about a whole range of helium furniture? Starting with a helium mattress that floats to the ceiling when you get out of bed. Space saving and practical, because once you're up you can't easily get back into bed and oversleep.

when you're having a dinner party, once everyone is done eating, just clear the dishes off the table which will then float to the ceiling and voilà: instant dancefloor

i think the problem is that unless you have high ceilings, someone could get rowdy and jump up and easily puncture the floating furniture, unless it was made of material that is really difficult to puncture

like tarp material!

flav's terrible ideas:
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/flavor-flav-launching-liquor-and-chicken-range_1185305
The Public Enemy star has been working on Le Flav Spirits and is aiming to have the liquors on the market early next year (2011). He says, "I want you all to keep on the look out. It should be on the shelves by January... I'm coming out with a cherry vodka, a berry vodka, an olive vodka, a sweet tea vodka, a bubblegum vodka and a grape vodka."

^^ should add caffeine

should probably post this on ILF but UK football headz may remember the baffling 501 Great Goals videos from the 90s, which delivered exactly what the title promised - 501 goals with no discernment along the lines of quality or people involved

my terrible idea is to do a '501 Great Cumshots' series for porn enthusiasts

pretty sure that already exists

I want to write a song that rhymes "internationally known" with "interlibrary loan"

twee literary indie is pretty terrible

cuckoo four loko puffs