your terrible ideas

GIS for terrible idea is actually pretty wonderful.

A bar called "The Thirteenth Step"

maybe these ideas are secretly so bad they're good.

unlike the movies in that "kill yourself" movie thread, which are supposed to be not good, even though you expected them to be bad, but you thought they'd be fun anyway, but they weren't.

FUCK somebody already did the 13th step! and it's in NY!
http://www.nycbestbar.com/13thstep/

a terrible idea:

french fries (most likely of the steak fry variety) are served standing up in a short bowl-type vessel with an inch of your favorite dipping sauce in the bottom. this eliminates the need to dip into a sauce. i think it would have to be a teak fry so it was sturdy and crispy and the outside to eliminate sog.

steak not teak

see, the terrible version of that idea is that the fries are served upside-down, with the dipping bowl on top, so it spill all over the table.

lord, help

Fries made from teak wood so that they don't go soggy when they're sitting in dipping sauce?

man I don't know if this qualifies after Z S's soul searching comment, but:

a smaller camera that you can attach to the flash shoe of your big, professional camera. so while you're taking a picture, you can take a smaller picture. plus, people won't know which camera to look at, so you might catch them either looking up out of the frame or down out of the frame.

so while you're taking a picture, you can take a smaller picture

i don't know why but this is hard lolz

anything + gun seems like a good candidate:
http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpwimzqJ3E1qz50ylo1_400.jpg

How about a camera that looks like a gun?

Gun camera business that sells candid pictures to tourists trying to figure out how to buy tickets for the metro

http://www.moviemobsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/clint-eastwood.jpg
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he take six shots or only five?' And in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But the question you're got to ask yourself is 'do I add his photoblog to my RSS reader?'"

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Stop-Or-My-Mom-Will-Shoot-500x281.jpg
"Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot (and then upload ur pic to her Facebook page after adding a load of Blingee shit)"

Throw momma off the train - the musical

Gun that looks like a camera would be hours of fun. Or...wait I think I got that the wrong way round...

kanye west cover rapper called kanye east - he's asian, and only tours in asia. in fact, I could be kanye east.

kanye north by northwest - kanye cover rapper who does an entire set while pursued by a cropduster

i had a similar idea a couple years ago: kanye south, a caricatured rapper appealing to crowds at live-action, "hee haw"-type shows popular in touristy areas of the southeast

kanye north, rapping to polar bears

sumtimes: a mathematics course for children that only teaches addition and multiplication

kanye north by northwest - kanye cover rapper who does an entire set while pursued by a cropduster

― sarahel, Saturday, 13 November 2010 07:58 (2 days ago)

i love this

wasari peas: a service that delivers a packet of wasabi peas to a loved one you have offended, along with a note imploring their forgiveness. the TV/radio theme song would go, "wasari/ oh so sorry/ peas accept my apology."

MOP JUICE

http://i54.tinypic.com/dcd7qe.jpg

fill used Pom juice bottles (like the above) with floor cleaner & label them "M♥P".

http://i51.tinypic.com/2qiws2r.jpg

worse yet, put a giant Pom juice bottle on wheels, label it "M♥P", and use it as a mop bucket (like the above) at grocery stores, restaurants, and the like. to complete the illusion, you could even decorate the individual strands ofthe mop head with maroon beads that resembled pomegranate seeds.

Porn Juice, sold in
Pom Juice bottles, containing the juices of your favorite adult film stars

ewwwwwww

(in retrospect, GIS-ing "porn juice" really was a terrible idea!)

Thought of Pom Juice label designer while frantically going through font after font to find one thar doesn't make "Pom Juice" look like "Porn Juice":

"Pom Juice? What a terrible idea"

yes it is! xp

although I did spy a tasty looking avocado sandwich

That wasn't an avocado

Mash*Out*Pomme

ricky tikki tavi - entrylev 'comedian' and pint-sized bloggah tour provincial indian restaurants

haha you had the idea for a blogger??? like r u gonna scout this person out or become them iyo

terrible idea variation: Pom Juice-a drink marketed exclusively to pomeranian dogs and their owners. It would be drinkable by both!

or a pet bodybuilding outfit that "juices" your poms

pons

pomeranian steroids

pom de replay: new mtv channel that only shows people drinking pom juice

soft-core pom: pom juice in a capri-sun type soft squeezable container

you're terrible, ideas

pom sunday: bottles of pom juice are blessed, saved, and later burned for melting plastic wednesday

P♥Mp & Circumstance - elaborate amazing race style scavenger hunt where contestants have to chug, bathe in, prosyletize, etc. abt P♥M juice at crucial moments

Whinging Pom Juice - dead Britishers are processed, bottled, and exported to Australia as a kind of liquid Antipodean Soylent Green.

an inflatable couch filled with helium, so that when you're not using it, it just floats up to the ceiling, thus liberating the floor space

POM Juice - Repopularize pomegranite juice as a tasty heal-all by selling them in oddly shaped bottles, flavoring them and selling at outrageous prices to fad conscious consumers

<3 helium couch!

yeah no doubt!