bar bands of the 1970s: a picture thread

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L-R:
Mr. Richardson - the trendy liberal English teacher,
Flashbastard - the school bully,
Mr. Werther - the dodgy ex-con school caretaker,
Donny - head of the 6th form, popular with the ladies,
Timpkins - currently digging a secret tunnel into the school tuck shop,
Mr. Thompson - jaded Physics teacher who hates kids and wishes that he'd kept playing keyboards in that band instead.

― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Wednesday, August 4, 2010 4:15 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark

This is the hardest I have ever laughed on ILM.

Some random thoughts:

*Boy, MTV really DID ruin it for all the 'not at all attractive' dudes in bands, huh?

*A lot of these delusional creeps have wives. Imagine having to be "supportive" of Lenny and his friends rehearsing for the next Kartoon gig at Scabby's on Wednesday night.

*Pretty much every woman pictured in this thread gave me a chubbie.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link

http://pnwbands.com/pipedream.jpg
Dope Dream? Look at the keyboardist's eyes!

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Pepe Dream

andrew m., Thursday, 6 January 2011 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

This thread is my favorite thing

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 07:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Whatever they're trying to imply in that photo, I'm not believing it!

http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.partycovemarina.com/GD/Reason_3.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretty sure that name should have been plural.

http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.partycovemarina.com/GD/Seadawg_1971_001.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

ws girl in the reason

lemmy ruxpin (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

2nd from left in Seadawg appears to be carrying multiple nightsticks in his belt

assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Ahoy for Seadawg & belted sweater-tunics.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

i like the roman numerals on the stage wedges

lemmy ruxpin (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.reunionband.com/images/Pixhist/waldoer.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.dirk-van.com/images/bio/87230022.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

http://rocknrobert.com/images/JadeAndersonBandPromo.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

AUTOGRAPHED!!

assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

it's funny even if the autographs weren't there you'd totally know which dude was named "jade"

lemmy ruxpin (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

whoever that black band is they basically look like Funkadelic

assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Quite a fetching open-front blouse that young lad is wearing.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Also I'm in love with the dead-straight glossy hair with bangs look. Like Bruce Dickinson in his first Iron Maiden years. Dudes should be in shampoo commmercials.

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.tc5goodvibrations.ca/images/basement.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link

wow it looks like they were hanging out in the garage and someone handed them guitars to hold.

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 10 January 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

http://pnwbands.com/MessengerTVStudio.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ looks a little 1980 TBH

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

this feels authentically late 70s

http://pnwbands.com/Messenger-Promo-Photo.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.710.com/reload/hunger.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

http://thepatmurphyband.com/gritz%20promo%20photo.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Hunger: A+ facial hair imo

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 10 January 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

guhdnight!

http://www.redexpress.net/pics/sleeping.jpg

hubertus bigend (m coleman), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

yikes! Dude is holding a decapitated head!

Moodles, Monday, 10 January 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

wow...

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 10 January 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

This thread just keeps on giving! The Riot Squad pic looks the band LEAST likely to cause rioting of any type. "8 Track tape available on this group!"

Glorified Lolcat (Dan Peterson), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

what's with the David Crosby like-a-look in Hunger

assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 January 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link


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