Mystery Science Theater 3000: C/D, S/D.

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"I wonder if there's beer on the sun"

Darin, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I've been digging through some of the KTMAs -- SST Death Flight, jeez Louise. Or rather, Tina Louise...

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Has anyone mentioned how great Hobgoblins is yet? Top notch riffing all the way through, and it has that incredible bit when one the lead characters is unmistakably burnt to death, but then returns during the final scene without so much as a singed eyebrow!

Also, Hired! The Musical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaduCx4Dkgg

Pheeel, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Hobgoblins is probably my favorite

da croupier, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

"Meet The Hobgoblins! Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce and The Claw!"

da croupier, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

"They're rubbing puppets on us!"

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I just love the fact that Roadrash or whoever he is is one of the two guys with the Gimp in Pulp Fiction.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Which one of these should I watch tonight?

Horrors of Spider Island
Warrior of the Lost World
Soultaker
Laserblast
The Killer Shrews
The Phantom Planet
Eegah!
The Wild World of Batwoman

Darin, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

the last two are outrageously funny

DJP, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

eegah! is something else

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

What they both said. Watch both.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

"ROX-EEE!"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

DJP, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

also everything that happens in the cave... omg

DJP, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

eegah and batwoman would be my nods, too

da croupier, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost -- "Think of the alternative."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

God, "Hired!" None of my salesmen has ever sold a caaaaaaar...

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

"G'night, stay soft, pink and oily..."

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

All you guys otm about Eegah!

Darin, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

"Wait'll see my combo. They swing. Really swing!"

"I'd like to meet your combo."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

just watched riff trax for the first time. clash of the titans: pretty funny! avatar: not funny.

BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Rifftrax Transformers, and Twilight are pretty great. Star Trek is funny too.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1w_dp2PK9E

Loup-Garou G (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 11 November 2010 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Joel is so frickin' priceless.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 November 2010 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Joel's thoroughly unexcited "OH WOW!" always makes my day.

The E Trip of Pillgamesh (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 11 November 2010 08:56 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Okay so that Manos: The Hands of Fate sequel just got weirder:

We are absolutely ecstatic to inform you that THE MASTER himself, Tom Neyman is alive and well, and will be reprising his role as "The Master" in "Manos: The Search for Valley Lodge"! Wow!

!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 December 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

LOLling right now at Fugitive Alien and the "I love Ken he is my friend" song.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAY2QFZi_IU

benanas foster (Eric H.), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha from one of the very first episodes I saw when it was actually broadcast. I like imagining how quickly they were piling on the toupees and drawing on his mustache.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 December 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the YouTube comment that compares this to a well-done Muppets musical number.

benanas foster (Eric H.), Monday, 13 December 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

RIP Juan Piquer Simon, the director of Pod People.

"Trumpy!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UH_Tr6SgGo

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

"Wait, is this Movie A or Movie B?" "I think this is Movie C . . ."

you think you're cool, but you read ick (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I looooove Joel's miffed Mike Curb Congregation riff. God, the whole thing. "IT STINKS!" If Pod People didn't have all the lonnnnnng dreary forest wandering stuff it'd be my favorite episode in a walk between Idiot Patrol and the Trumpy stop-motion scene.

"Little wing-ed potatoes..."

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

my ankle's all bendy-wendy

enfuque (Matt P), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

man I just watched it last night.

Top 10 episode for sure.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Because Pepperidge Farms remembers!

ice cr?m tee (lpz), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

And never forget...

"HUZZAH!"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"It says 'Don't laugh. It's paid for."
"In braille?"

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

MCCLOUD!

Loup-Garou G (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

lol I was just gonna do that one!

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I went back and started rewatching on youtube...zomg so great.

"Here take this blanket, it'll warm her up."
"But I'm not cold.."
"It's for HER."

"Here this will warm her up"
"No thanks i'm not thirsty"
"It's for HERRRR"

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Also the music they're listening to on the van ride.

"What is this, white reggae?"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Tonight on Music From The Heart Of Space

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

<splash of coffee hurled in face> "More coffee?"

you think you're cool, but you read ick (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Can anyone explain the forest/hunter scenes in that movie at all? The other two parts are ET and teen slasher ripoffs, but the hunter scenes don't explain themselves or appear to rip off any type of movie.

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

They're poaching doing the poaching for the eggs and the thing. I think. And the Pepperidge Farm guy was one of them but now he's not and he has a bar at home and drinks from it.

Again, I think.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

And isn't it something like the hunters smashed the eggs and are there to show the 'bad' side of human nature...but they sort of outlive their purpose after 5 minutes of the movie so they're just padding after that. Wonderful, foggy, Renaissance fair padding. JERK.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

my friends and I are thinking of recording a series of alt commentaries for bad mainstream movies (romcoms etc.) wherein we invent drinking games for each movie in advance and then carry them out while discussing the film in a way that will start out pseudo-intelligent and then inevitably degrade into puerile name-calling as we get more and more intoxicated. is it a good idea y/n

Simon H., Wednesday, 12 January 2011 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Have you ever heard the Cannibal! the Musical commentary? - Trey & Matt and friends do that. If your shenanigans are as funny as theirs over the course of the movie, then I say YES

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I will listen to that. oh also ours will be free, obv.

Simon H., Wednesday, 12 January 2011 06:11 (thirteen years ago) link


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