Mystery Science Theater 3000: C/D, S/D.

None of them are Rowsdower enough.

Ha ha... I just watched this last night:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51utTHsHypL._SX320_SY240_.jpg

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun"

I've been digging through some of the KTMAs -- SST Death Flight, jeez Louise. Or rather, Tina Louise...

Has anyone mentioned how great Hobgoblins is yet? Top notch riffing all the way through, and it has that incredible bit when one the lead characters is unmistakably burnt to death, but then returns during the final scene without so much as a singed eyebrow!

Also, Hired! The Musical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaduCx4Dkgg

Hobgoblins is probably my favorite

"Meet The Hobgoblins! Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce and The Claw!"

"They're rubbing puppets on us!"

I just love the fact that Roadrash or whoever he is is one of the two guys with the Gimp in Pulp Fiction.

Which one of these should I watch tonight?

Horrors of Spider Island
Warrior of the Lost World
Soultaker
Laserblast
The Killer Shrews
The Phantom Planet
Eegah!
The Wild World of Batwoman

the last two are outrageously funny

eegah! is something else

What they both said. Watch both.

"ROX-EEE!"

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

also everything that happens in the cave... omg

eegah and batwoman would be my nods, too

xpost -- "Think of the alternative."

God, "Hired!" None of my salesmen has ever sold a caaaaaaar...

"G'night, stay soft, pink and oily..."

All you guys otm about Eegah!

"Wait'll see my combo. They swing. Really swing!"

"I'd like to meet your combo."

just watched riff trax for the first time. clash of the titans: pretty funny! avatar: not funny.

Rifftrax Transformers, and Twilight are pretty great. Star Trek is funny too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1w_dp2PK9E

Joel is so frickin' priceless.

Joel's thoroughly unexcited "OH WOW!" always makes my day.

Okay so that Manos: The Hands of Fate sequel just got weirder:

We are absolutely ecstatic to inform you that THE MASTER himself, Tom Neyman is alive and well, and will be reprising his role as "The Master" in "Manos: The Search for Valley Lodge"! Wow!

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LOLling right now at Fugitive Alien and the "I love Ken he is my friend" song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAY2QFZi_IU

Haha from one of the very first episodes I saw when it was actually broadcast. I like imagining how quickly they were piling on the toupees and drawing on his mustache.

I like the YouTube comment that compares this to a well-done Muppets musical number.

RIP Juan Piquer Simon, the director of Pod People.

"Trumpy!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UH_Tr6SgGo

"Wait, is this Movie A or Movie B?" "I think this is Movie C . . ."

I looooove Joel's miffed Mike Curb Congregation riff. God, the whole thing. "IT STINKS!" If Pod People didn't have all the lonnnnnng dreary forest wandering stuff it'd be my favorite episode in a walk between Idiot Patrol and the Trumpy stop-motion scene.

"Little wing-ed potatoes..."

my ankle's all bendy-wendy

man I just watched it last night.

Top 10 episode for sure.

Because Pepperidge Farms remembers!

And never forget...

"HUZZAH!"

"It says 'Don't laugh. It's paid for."
"In braille?"

MCCLOUD!

lol I was just gonna do that one!

I went back and started rewatching on youtube...zomg so great.

"Here take this blanket, it'll warm her up."
"But I'm not cold.."
"It's for HER."

"Here this will warm her up"
"No thanks i'm not thirsty"
"It's for HERRRR"

Also the music they're listening to on the van ride.

"What is this, white reggae?"

Tonight on Music From The Heart Of Space

<splash of coffee hurled in face> "More coffee?"

Can anyone explain the forest/hunter scenes in that movie at all? The other two parts are ET and teen slasher ripoffs, but the hunter scenes don't explain themselves or appear to rip off any type of movie.

They're poaching doing the poaching for the eggs and the thing. I think. And the Pepperidge Farm guy was one of them but now he's not and he has a bar at home and drinks from it.

Again, I think.

And isn't it something like the hunters smashed the eggs and are there to show the 'bad' side of human nature...but they sort of outlive their purpose after 5 minutes of the movie so they're just padding after that. Wonderful, foggy, Renaissance fair padding. JERK.

my friends and I are thinking of recording a series of alt commentaries for bad mainstream movies (romcoms etc.) wherein we invent drinking games for each movie in advance and then carry them out while discussing the film in a way that will start out pseudo-intelligent and then inevitably degrade into puerile name-calling as we get more and more intoxicated. is it a good idea y/n