― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 5 May 2006 10:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 5 May 2006 10:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― JohnFoxxsJuno (JohnFoxxsJuno), Friday, 5 May 2006 11:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 5 May 2006 11:23 (eighteen years ago) link
Jerry: "Come on Marcelino, I paid you fifty dollar already. Can't you take down the cheque?"Marcelino: "Ehno, sorry, estore-policy."Jerry: "But it's *your* store!"Marcelino: "Even I am not above estore-policy."
― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 5 May 2006 11:30 (eighteen years ago) link
Jerry: Hey - how was the beach?Kramer: Oh, you missed it, buddy - lot of femininas - some major femininas!
Kramer: You're moving to California?Jerry: Yeah, only for a while.Kramer: Yeah, but Jerry, what happens if the show's a hit? You could be out there for years! You might never come back.Jerry: No, I'll be back.Kramer: Jerry. It's L.A, nobody leaves. She's a seductress, she's a siren, she's a virgin, she's a who-ooorreeee!
― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 5 May 2006 11:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:05 (eighteen years ago) link
JERRY
All right. How 'bout this one: let's say you're abducted by aliens.
GEORGE
Fine.
They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?
I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.
But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!
I'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in my mouth..
[resigned] At least it's show business..
But in the zoo, you know, they might, put a woman in there with me to uh.. you know, get me to mate.
What if she's got no interest in you?
Then I'm pretty much where I am now. At least I got to take a ride on a spaceship.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gerard (Gerard), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― -+-+-+++- (ooo), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link
Do we know when the next season dvd is coming out?
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link
GEORGE (voice is hoarse from screaming): I...was trying to lead the way. We needed a leader! Someone to lead the way to safety.
ROBIN: But you yelled "get out of my way"!
GEORGE: Because! Because, as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown? Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?
ROBIN: But I saw you push the women and children out of the way in a mad panic! I saw you knock them down! And when you ran out, you left everyone behind!
GEORGE: Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing...what looked like knocking down...was a safety precaution! In a fire, you stay close to the ground, am I right? And when I ran out that door, I was not leaving anyone behind! Oh, quite the contrary! I risked my life making sure that exit was clear. Any other questions?
FIREMAN: How do you live with yourself?
GEORGE: Its not easy.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/20/kramers-racist-tirade-caught-on-tape/
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link
I never liked Seinfeld in general.
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link
jerry seinfeld is a legend in the hood
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Noilly Prat (kenan), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pamplaxico Polancobon (Andy_K), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― antexit (antexit), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link
hahahahahahahaha, great screen names throughout history
― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― ENBB (expatrica), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link
Not that I'm in much a funny mood now, here's one of my favourite lines from the show: Sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool. (Elaine to Jerry)
― shorty (shorty), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link
...
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link
Would you call an African born male who has American citizenship that is white, an African American? No even though that is exactly what he is.
The whole "African American" moniker is a F-ing joke, and should stop being used.
Posted at 8:51AM on Nov 20th 2006 by craig
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link
Posted at 8:45AM on Nov 20th 2006 by Think about it
Posted at 8:58AM on Nov 20th 2006 by Alice
― Noilly Prat (kenan), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link
Posted at 9:02AM on Nov 20th 2006 by Rob
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link
http://pdl.stream.aol.com/aol/us/aolentertainment/30mz/2006_11/1120_richards_2_dl.mov
― ^@^ (map), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link
But wow, though. He clearly gets a little nervous and tries to play it off at the end with, "See? Still, these words! These words!" The initial "50 years ago" bit kind of seals the deal though. These are probably his actual feelings.
Now I know why Kramer never had any black friends.
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link
What about Jackie Chiles?
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link
WTF?: "Seinfeld"'s Michael 'Kramer' Richards in Weird-o-Rama Onstage Meltdown
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link