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I'm not going to buy it either - I wasted enough time dicking around with the free single player version.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 09:17 (1 month ago)

Famous last words... This game has taken up a lot of my free time in the last month.
Actually I just used an inventory cheat, which is the usual signal that I'm done with a game. At least for the moment anyway. I did give it a good send off, packing the tunnels of my minetrain with TNT and then blowing it all sky high so there was a huge rift in the ground with water pouring in from the sides. That's something that the game's website doesn't really mention - the possibility for causing massive devastation. Picking my way through what had been a 3x3 tunnel was just awe inspiring.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 6 November 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ2BcvowYl8

it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Just when you think you've got away from this game, it sucks you right back in again...

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

this game is fun! been playing it a lot lately. though i admit i'm a sucker for any game that uses procedurally generated worlds

also it seems like it's super-scalable, as in, he hasn't even come close to maxing out the amount of terrain types, craftable items, monsters, etc before the game would start to feel overstuffed. it still seems pretty barebones to me.

ciderpress, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Jesus, that Zelda world is insane

...and yet empty

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

well bye bye productivity...
1.2 Beta updates

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 14 January 2011 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

so i've only just come across this, not played it yet, but it looks mightily interesting. anyone still play it?

do you play it online with other people, or is it better to start on yer own?

F-Unit (Ste), Monday, 14 February 2011 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

i haven't played it in a month or so but it's still fun, especially if you can get a few friends in on it and run a multiplayer server. it's the type of game where you have to create your own fun though since it only takes about 30 minutes to master all the survival stuff and then it's just about exploring/building/whatever

ciderpress, Monday, 14 February 2011 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link

my only interest in this game is watching griefing vids on youtube

weed hitler poop fart obama (Princess TamTam), Monday, 14 February 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I still play this sometimes. My PC is p-slow though, frame rate drops off whenever there's a big hole in the ground.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 14 February 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

wow

ciderpress, Saturday, 19 February 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

o no - http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-02-21-minecraft-hitting-iphone-ipad

JimD, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Ok, i'm now hooked on this

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 28 March 2011 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I volunteer at a middle school and a whole bunch of kids have gotten way into this. Which is awesome, because 4 weeks ago they just played shitty Flash games from adult swim over and over in 'lab time'.

Not the real Village People, Monday, 28 March 2011 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

This game is still eating up a huge chunk of my time.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Monday, 28 March 2011 08:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i never got around to trying this, might do tonight.

what's the addiction?

F-Unit (Ste), Monday, 28 March 2011 09:54 (thirteen years ago) link

You can build whatever you want (if you can get the materials). You fight monsters. It's possible to devise your own machines to automatically kill mobs. There's the exploration of a procedurally generated world which can be vast.
Basically I knew I was hooked when I was digging directly underneath me (never do this BTW) and fell down the hole into a huge cavern. From there I explored a huge underground cave network, not really knowing where the hell I was, until I came across a vertical shaft. I looked up and saw... daylight! Building a staircase up the shaft, I reached the surface and managed to navigate my way back to my base. It was one of those "wow awesome" moments that games often strive for but rarely deliver.

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Monday, 28 March 2011 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link

It's the fun of building or tunneling out something extravagant, then getting bored and either flooding it or setting it on fire.

I want them to institute muskets and horses next.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

tangentially related at best, but one of the Facebook pages I run for work gets fucking SLAMMED with spam offering free Minecraft accounts to gullible tools who hand over their FB logins/personal info/god only knows what else. like at one point a few months ago we had 18,000 inbound referrals to our page just from ONE scam site, and there are like 5-8 of them active at any given moment.

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

The 1.4 beta test vids with the new "wolfies" look amusing.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i think i understand the concept of this game. what i don't understand is why the graphics are so exaggeratedly crude.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

you know one (1) guy does all the coding right

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

one lone fucktard

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i thought it was essential to the gameplay or something.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

that guy's also currently a millionaire

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

one lone fucktard millionaire

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Minecraft makes $350k a DAY, dude probably has millionaire butlers by this point

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Where are the latest stats for purchases et al?

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.minecraft.net/stats.jsp

1954 players online, in 652 servers.
5919511 registered users, of which 1731266 (29.24%) have bought[*] the game.

In the last 24 hours, 35859 people registered, and 8466 people bought the game.

the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

WHOA did they all buy it for €14.95 or are there discounts or w/e cause thats like $40m

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

*launches career as indie video game developer*

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

no dude is a millionaire now and getting courted with a shitton of venture capital cuz there's a perception he's a potential "next zynga"

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

have not played this but it looks p far out, like tapping into some deep down game play realities

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

i did download it a couple months ago but couldnt get it to work after like one min so i gave up

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

w/e prob im never going to spent hours chopping trees anyway, but i do like the vibe of this conceptually

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

dwarf fortress is still so much better

Mordy, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

dwarf fortress is still so much better
man... right? :( i want minecraft to win but :/

Postmodern Bourbon Development (Will M.), Thursday, 31 March 2011 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link

df is great but minecraft is a more fully realized game imo. it's almost unplayably clunky and not even close to completion. don't get me wrong, i've wasted many hours on df, but i always get frustrated and take a long hiatus after the first few fortresses or so

flow (chilli), Thursday, 31 March 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link

by the way, what servers do most of you use? i'm on the reddit one (c.nerd.nu), mainly because i don't know of many others

flow (chilli), Thursday, 31 March 2011 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i thought it was essential to the gameplay or something.

tried this last night, and I think you're right. Maybe he's trying to keep it avaiable to lower spec machines, which is a good move.

Like it, but I only played the free browser version. There didn't seem to be much else to do other than digging and building. Are there enemies? I never came across any.
Is there like limited resources, as i was happily building whatever and it didn't seem to limit me.

Will give it another crack soon

if you wanna gamble, take that shit to vegas (Ste), Thursday, 31 March 2011 08:14 (thirteen years ago) link

yep Ste, you have to mine for your resources and there are enemies that come out in dark places and at night. Loads of other stuff in the beta proper too. ( and multiplayer of course)

xp to flow, I'm looking for a good straightforward smp server. how is the reddit one? don't want anything with too many rules, cliques, crazy mods, ppl getting butthurt about their precious creations. just vanilla smp

sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Thursday, 31 March 2011 08:41 (thirteen years ago) link

xp the enemies/resource limits/crafting/redstone/etc. are only in the full beta version

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

i always think its fascinating that the ppl who play this video game are always really super pysched to use it to build replicas of buildings in other video games

NAME (Lamp), Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

this was my vote for biggest disappointment of the year (tho I ultimately changed it to FFXIII). just so much promise (esp since it was first introduced to me as a first person dwarf fortress) but in the end it's a really shallow game. i guess exploring all the procedurally generated landscapes is enjoyable but after a few gameplays i really exhausted all the content.

Mordy, Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Mordy, have you played multiplayer? can be really entertaining, particularly if two towns decide to declare war on each other.

sometimes all it takes is a healthy dose of continental indiepop (tomofthenest), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't, but I can't see how that could be fun -- is it just a bunch of avatars jumping around hitting each other with swords?

Mordy, Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

New update's out

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

haha

Evan, Tuesday, 23 October 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

ten months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6i5Ylu0mgM

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 24 August 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link

nine months pass...

I've been playing RLCraft modpack with my mate, it's absolutely brutal with the mobs and realistic survival but it looks gorgeous in the winter season

<img>https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GKlOXydHnAA/XuCzkll_JlI/AAAAAAAAA00/JoFkY-9U1uYpeBj_ddbKJgrDBnQoJMVLgCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/2020-06-09_16.55.02.png<;/img>

Ste, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 10:21 (three years ago) link

oh why why why

Ste, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 10:21 (three years ago) link

one month passes...
three years pass...

Have jumped back into project ozone this month. ridiculous modpack which does away with mining, and instead you gotta either sieve through dirt, grow, magically conjure, or just get real damn lucky with mob-loot drops, to obtain valuable stuff.

This is a long term world which I play every xmas. Last night I finally constructed a portal gun, which works way better than I expected it would.

Ste, Monday, 11 December 2023 14:50 (four months ago) link


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