Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

favorite part:

We will start, by having you address me as:

'My Masked Intruder'

when you write.

If you don't accept this, then I may not respond, unless you have a good reason to decline my request.

you will be the SLAVE!

and i will be the MASTER!!!

unless you don't want that, i mean, i'm open to alternatives

someone formerly of this bailiwick was showing me an OKC message she received recently that contained the phrase "womanly effulgence"

lj needs to fall back

Was seriously considering dn from some line of that letter but on the whole it creped me out too much to look at it 20 times a day.

so this girl and i traded digis and made plans for this weekend, and she deleted her okc profile but has been in touch on the reg and i was pretty amped about hanging.

then she linked me to the radio show she's guesting on.

she is so obnoxious on the radio.

how do i cancel

have never done this tbh

if she's not so obno in person give one date a chance

if you still dig her irl don't listen to her show again

Yeah maybe she just does a schtick?

everyone sounds obnoxious on the radio ime

will not pullout

that came out wrong

so to speak

lol

ha

Yeah dude speaking as a dude who has been on the radio, if potential dating partners judged me on those shows, I would not have had a date in the past six years. And would have had at least one woman stab me in the throat as a service to the ear-owning public.

Unless it's like, The Aryan Hour of Power or something.

looooooooool @ number of visitors when you redefine as bisexual

men, eh

taking advantage of your honorary ringtone bisexual status, i see?

i'm just curious yaknow

conveniently timed post-shirtless pic gay thread

ha

i'm gonna avoid verboseness and just say <3

please refrain from avoiding verbosity in your response to my email though!

http://i52.tinypic.com/nbxixi.gif

heeeeehee

am not lookin' for dates here no more, altho still bisexual

krakow changed his status from 'single' to 'seeing someone'!

well played, brahms this time?

Kylie Minoise

TamTam OTM.

went on a couple of dates with a really ace, pretty girl off OKC, only to be told that she "didn't feel ready to date yet" after spliting with her ex. yeah, alright... why'd you join a dating site then? why can these girls just say "you ugly and boring, fuck off." or just mace me, at least that's honest.

maybe she's being honest, it happens

or... maybe i'm shit?

also if she's a flake, better she reveal it now than further down the line! haha yeah ok point taken though, she should be up-front...I guess you know better than me but if there's been a recent break-up, she may be trying before buying

why am i always the fucking trial sample, though?

you get in too quickly, you're too instantly seductive, try being more oblique

good strategy

Divorced dad me has several times now had a few dates with a divorced or separated mom, only to be told after the 2nd or 3rd date, things are hectic with my kid now, I'm not really able to date right now. No amount of statements from me that I understand parent/child issues are enough to convince them to go out again. Best to just take them at their word I guess.

kinda resolved to not bother with these sites...an occasional log in yes but not really investing a lot now and checking myself if i find myself perusing for too long.

YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF: you love kids, who aint yours biologically
you r grown-ass-man, who doesn't think that this site is the best place to find just easy sex
you r not arabic, indian or muslim

ooh la la!

what is it with all the attractive and stylish girls with hi-res cameras in london? when someone like this comes up on the quickmatch, you can bet 9 times out of 10 that's where they're from. it's like, why do you need to go on a dating site?!?!

dayyyum max u gotta come to london

we got high street honeyz on every corner

energy drink promotions in every club

the centre of the uk's fledgling mma scene

not so good for music but what u gonna do?

either way you'll be tasting sweet pussy (aspartame optional)

it just seems weird, is all. there's a very specific look to the pics, too.

They're all a plant for a forthcoming article in Vice.

http://tastebuds.fm/

Lastfm + dating = what the world's been waiting for

What does Tastebuds do?
Tastebuds lets you find single people who love the same music you do. Either tell us your favourite artists or hook up to last.fm if you have an account there and we'll find your matches in your area.

What is last.fm?
last.fm logs the music you listen to day-to-day, and based on this data suggests new music you may enjoy. As last.fm makes this information publicly available Tastebuds is able to identify the music you listen to just from your last.fm username. We then use this information to match you with other people who share the same taste in music. If you don't have a last.fm profile you can still get involved - simply enter 3 of your favourite bands and Tastebuds will do its magic!

Why do I have no matches?
Tastebuds is still fairly new so we won't be able to find matches for all music tastes in all areas. We have hundreds of people signing up every week so if you sign up you'll soon have plenty of people to get in touch with. Please help us by recommending the site to your friends so we can create better matches for everyone.

So remember, fellas, leave your music players looping Muse, Jeff Buckley, Belle and Sebastian, Kings of Leon and the Glee soundtracks for the next 48 hours, and when it's finished some girl that's a combination of Britta and Annie on "Community" will be hitting you up to talk on there.

made an art friend and am seein a girl now. she is super rad.

THX INTERNET

^^^thiiiis

btw cunga tastebuds.com was big news on DiS recently - I didn't scout it out but testimony seems to have it down as 1 big joke

i need a job b4 i can even worry about dating, but i'm not really even taking care of that like i should. :/

I just got back from an AWESOME date from OKC

:)