No chicks in the shed, this thread is for MALES ONLY

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But he's not really a bloke. Y'know.

Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I fell in love with a girl that I will probably never see again

yookeroo, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

It took me about 1 hour to fall in love and about 15 hours to realize I was in love

yookeroo, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.handmadenews.org/images/vote/thumbs_down_c.png

yuoowemeone, Thursday, 4 November 2010 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link

six months pass...

http://www.toughofthetrack.net/Alf_chips.JPG

Remember Alf Tupper, best middle distance runner ever and a top welder to boot. Fish and chips as health food.

Proger, Friday, 13 May 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

LOVE Alf Tupper, always beat the cheating toff twat in the last 50 metres then cadged a lift home on a coal truck.

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

six years pass...

thinking of getting a power washer, just for washin stuff, outside

― k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 23:56 (seven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The struggle is real

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 23:38 (six years ago) link

i mean i don’t wanna put u on blast here fella but the knowledge that you’ve been harbouring unfulfilled power-washer dreams for seven years is kinda heartbreaking

go for it man you’ve earned it

probably

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link

It's that we move a bit and just when unthinkable it's time we move back to a one bed apt or whatever

Also just gone carless fyi

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 23:43 (six years ago) link

carless whisper

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 23:44 (six years ago) link

guilty deems ain’t got not washer

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 23:45 (six years ago) link

Never gonna rinse again

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link

What’s up bro man dudes

calstars, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link

You ever build a pc or a car or anything

The door handle came off our oven on one side I removed it fully and managed to extract the broken screw from the thread then found out the type of screw and went in to a hardware shop and ordered it using the measurements and everything now by fuck lads that's manning right there

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 00:39 (six years ago) link

It's a standoff 25mm female 10mm male hexagonal barrel 5mm thread 8mm on the short side screw and I said it very confidently right out and she said brass or what and I squeaked oooo I don't know like Frankie Howerd

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 00:43 (six years ago) link

Attaboy

infinity (∞), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 01:00 (six years ago) link

Also in an effort to not just post whatever

You usually choose the material based on hardness level and how heat resistant you want it

Steel probably being the fancier stuff

infinity (∞), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 01:05 (six years ago) link

you're talking about a difference of like 10 cents though ... it's easier if you take the screw with you to the store. Do your stores not have self-serve bins of screws, bolts, nuts, washers, etc. where you can pick out what you want? Trying to understand why you had order it.

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 02:06 (six years ago) link

This thread reminds me of my work holiday party, wherein I was cornered by a middle-aged ex-cop coworker, an affable enough guy but one I don't really know at all. He started telling me long, elaborate stories about his hot rod/drag racing days and it was full of car descriptions that might as well have been in aramaic--"He had the fully-stocked, GT122 with the factory specs -- this was before they switched to the newer chassis in 73 -- and this thing just hummed. And his other car he wouldn't even take out, it was a mint, 68 'Tago, but he had modded it out with a 3.2 engine and red-wall tires" and I just had to be like "yeah, totally" like I knew what the fuck he was talking about.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 02:48 (six years ago) link

That said, I did get really excited using my new tire inflator for the first time (compressor on old one crapped out) -- it automatically shuts off at the target psi, and also it looks cool.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcSz_zy_QgRZDwDs-E3BSRzBSPcGiX0ySK3srcVlcCdv79yo7RoAI96bSeqleEDaEMOB99k4XS5z&usqp=CAE

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 02:51 (six years ago) link

My proudest moment on Nextdoor so far:

https://i.imgur.com/7SLhX3u.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 03:34 (six years ago) link

a house that forces you to answer that eternal man question: you a shaq man or an ostertag guy?

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 04:45 (six years ago) link

Bloody oven screws are wrong size ffs

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 19 January 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link

lol pplains

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 19 January 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link

However, I caution you: being the "cut-up" of your neighborhood online group is a dubious honor

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 19 January 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link

Bloody oven screws are wrong size ffs


surrender yr man card, you’re on a time-out

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 January 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link

You know, I want to tell you guys a little something about how it feels to be a man. And to do it, I'm gonna need a little help from my good friend Chuck MAN-gione

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDSBV0vTfTo

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 19 January 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link

However, I caution you: being the "cut-up" of your neighborhood online group is a dubious honor.

You wouldn't believe the restraint I've placed on myself. Lots of "Do you want to leave this site? Changes you've made may not be saved." windows.

pplains, Saturday, 20 January 2018 02:53 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The day I decide to scrap the car, the brother buys a powerwasher

Shakespearean shit

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 08:46 (six years ago) link

are u fuckin shitting me

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:03 (six years ago) link

I am not

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:04 (six years ago) link

that's tough, man

on the other hand you've been pining after a powerwasher for seven years iirc - when you're nearly at the point where two generations of nexus-6 replicants will have been born and died maybe it's time to give up on the dream

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:12 (six years ago) link

i mean mean i'm not saying your brother's the better man but i'm also not not saying it if you get me

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:12 (six years ago) link

What I'm taking

What I'm choosing to take from that

is that after seven years I should want a much better power washer than was the original yen

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:24 (six years ago) link

Which is in fact the case so

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:25 (six years ago) link

I didn't know powerwashing technology was that susceptible of improvement

drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:39 (six years ago) link

Power wash cycles

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2018 09:59 (six years ago) link

why don't you just ask him to lend it to you once in a little while?

infinity (∞), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link

alternatively, kill him and take his powerwasher

it's the MALES ONLY option imo

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 February 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link

I've seen the power washer it's beautiful

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link

chin up buddy you’ll get there one day

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link

This is a supportive thread and a safe space blessings upon it

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:55 (six years ago) link

power wash some moldy masonry or something if you have any

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link

Is that recommended?

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link

power washers are dope by i could never use one on my house it would rip the clapboard right off

marcos, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link

Yeah I don't have any masonry of any type but moldy masonry sounds likely not to enjoy a power wash.

It's be for the car I no longer own or the driveway I don't have more than anything else

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

mossy i should've said

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link

or the moss growing between the cracks of a driveway. satisfying stuff

khat person (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:10 (six years ago) link

Clarified and admitted

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link


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